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I'm constipated /jp/, what do I do?

>> No.5990358

Post on /jp/ more

>> No.5990374

Rub peanut butter into your firewire port.

>> No.5990394

CARNAGE SCISSORS

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>>5990374
Didn't work, now I'm constipated and my firewire port is full of peanut butter.

>> No.5990425

A gadget finger or two should clear that right up.

>> No.5990433

>>5990354
Sit-ups.

>> No.5990434

Barrier Burst.

Or do a random wakeup Inferno Divider.

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Perhaps a magic trick will cheer you up.

>> No.5990445
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Take a fully charged Hakumen 6C. Clears it right up.

>> No.5990442

http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/digestive-diseases-constipation?page=2

>> No.5990450
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When I have any gastric problems I always imagine I'm a little girl who just got gang raped and pumped with so much semen it upset her stomach.

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>>5990394
>>5990425
>>5990434
>>5990438
>>5990445
None of these have worked for me yet.

>> No.5990511

I hear Bang's 5A helps, why don't you try him out?
It's all he can do anyway, so it's not like you're bothering him.

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Taunt Loop.

>> No.5990747

I haven't played Blazblue in a while.

The game needs more likeable characters. They only got like 2-3.

>> No.5990808

Isn't there a treatment where doctors would insert healthy defecation into your defecation area as a method of introducing regulation?

>> No.5990808,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>5990433
Thank you!

>> No.5990808,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>5990808
That's not for constipation.

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