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I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

>> No.5989353 [DELETED] 

Sager, reported, hidden.

Sure is /a/ around here lately.

>> No.5989352
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5989352

>haven't taken a shit in a few days
>haven't eaten much fiber either
>D-Day
>I've been sitting on the crapper for nearly an hour without any results
>feels like I'm trying to pass a diamond
>realize this is what it feels like to give birth
>try short quick breaths and pushing
>it's stuck on my O ring
>it feels like it's shredding it to pieces
>the diamond is now a ruby
>I cry like Oprah refused at a buffet
>I contemplate sticking a finger in and swirling it around to help ease the flow
>I don't do it. I sit on the crapper in agony for another 30 minutes
>it's finally moving
>it's moving and I can't stop it. feels like my ring is tearing
>it glides out and into the bowl
>experience the greatest relief of my entire life
>name him Junior

>> No.5989358

>my first troll attempt

>> No.5989359

0. One cannot simply walk into Mordor

>> No.5989363

Saged, reported, hidden.

Sure is /a/ around here lately.

>> No.5989374

>>5989363
fuck you

>> No.5989376

>>5989348
>captcha: eleven Oh

name the 11th emperor of japan or gtfo

>> No.5989386

>>5989363
This is light trolling. You shouldn't even be mad.

>> No.5989396

>>5989376
Suinin-tennō

>> No.5989406

There are people haven't seen this pasta before?

>> No.5989413

>Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior.

Have fun joining yakuza then getting kicked out for being an aggressive troublemaker.

>> No.5989419

>>5989406
>Every thread must be replied to. No exception

>> No.5989436

ITT: so cash /jp/ version

>> No.5989452

Are we getting invaded by really bad trolls and Shrinemaiden threads or something? Comiket is barely over and suddenly /jp/ is back to shit.

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