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So I thought I'd try reading a book outside to get a tan but now my arms have yellowgreen bruises all over them. What is this shit?

>> No.5988436 [DELETED] 

autism
it apprently was you turn to have it

>> No.5988437

That is an adorable Azunyan image

>> No.5988435

autism

>> No.5988444

http://www.wvhc.staywellsolutionsonline.com/RelatedItems/1,693

here is a important information about your problem bro !

>> No.5988451

>get a tan
>end of august
really, and just listen to music, you can get tanned in a couple of hours a day for 3-4 days.

>> No.5988456

>>5988451
The end of August is some of the hottest and sunniest weather of the year here.

>> No.5988474

Being pale is superior. Reported by the way

>> No.5988490

I tried to do that last Summer but gave up after about 10 minutes.

>> No.5988528

>>5988474
The only way you can pull off that vampire look off is if you have muscles. I don't think you have muscles Anon.

>> No.5988565
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5988565

I need to tan also.

>> No.5988572

I am black and I don't get sunburnt.

>> No.5988575

>>5988433
Hey OP were you the one that made that thread a while back about putting chocolate caramels on your router then eating one of them when they were all melted?

>> No.5988580

>>5988572
You're already permanently sunburnt.

>> No.5988595
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5988595

My mother always bothers me about how pale I am and tells me I should get a tan. I don't get what the big deal is. The only good thing about tans is tanlines, and no one will ever be interested in my tanlines.

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>>5988575
They were Hershey's Kisses and I haven't had one since.

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5988609

Is this Azunyan?

>> No.5988613
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5988613

>Go out in the sun for 5 minutes
>See/smell smoke
>Skin turns black
>Start feeling weak
>Run back inside
>Next day skin is back to normal
>My face

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>> No.5988627 [DELETED] 

>>5988613
you forgot your parasol, remilia.

>> No.5988637

>>5988607
Ah, I'm doing to conduct an experiment one day soon, and do the same thing.

>> No.5988643

>>5988451
3-4 days? Really?

I guess I have no excuse then.

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