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Have you ever had friends /jp/?

Today I was thinking back to when I was part of a group. There were usually four of us, but the truth was I only really cared about one of them. It was really awkward when I got stuck alone with the two I didn't have much in common with, even more so when I would be in a situation alone with my exact opposite whom I absolutely never spoke to. We would always do dumb shit, drive around pointlessly, and watch the newest big budget shitty movies that had recently come out. The time came when they all moved on to college and we lost contact. I became a hiki/NEET. There was never anything special about the things we did together, I did feel bored most of the time not to mention they knew nothing of my powerlevel. I never turned down an invitation though. Regardless of all that I look back on those days and recall some of the best moments of my life. If only I could remember how they became my friends in the first place maybe I wouldn't be alone today.

>> No.5984864

Despite the many posts that will be full of lies in this thread, most people on /jp/ have friends.

>> No.5984887

I used to have friends.

>> No.5984904

Friends are worthless when you want to play eroge all day

>> No.5984907

>>5984864
Despite the lies in this post, most people on this planet have no true friends.

>> No.5984910

I'm really bad at making friends and even worse at maintaining them. I only really know one person who I go to college with and I haven't really kept in contact with him over the summer.

>> No.5984911

Yes, in fact, my childhood friend has gotten very clingy of late as I'm about to head off college as my parent's won't let me take any more time off from school.

It would be kind of cute, except it's a guy of course.

Also, reported for not /jp/ related.

>> No.5984915

Most I've ever had were acquaintances at school. I always ended up creating some excuse when they wanted to hang out.

>> No.5984916

Yea, Zunbar is my friend.

>> No.5984917

Yes, I have. Besides, /jp/ are my friends.

>> No.5984918

I had friends during highschool.

>> No.5984926
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5984926

Tux is my friend.

>> No.5984968

>>5984904
This.

>>5984864
No.

I personally cannot stand being around other people. There's too much compromise you have to make, too much time wasted, etc.

I come on 4chan to discuss my interests. I could never do this with a real person, or even a message board with a username system.

When you have friends, you have to make time for them and find something that you'd both find enjoyable, sacrificing time you can spend with yourself doing something you REALLY want to do.

Even when I was a kid I had this mindset. I had people to talk to in like 2nd and 3rd grade about games and anime and such (since I got Japanese VHS tapes that were subbed, I was always ahead of everyone with what was going on in Dragonball Z and stuff).

But that was to waste time in school. If I had to choose between doing boring school work or talking to someone about games and anime, I'd pick the later. When it came time to go home and they invite me to their houses to play a game or something with them, I'd make up some excuse that suggested I needed to go straight home. Eventually they stopped asking me to hang out because they knew I was never available, and then I got into reading novels and manga. From there, I slowly disconnected with the few friends I had in elementary school, because it was much more enjoyable to sit down with a nice book than to talk to them.

>> No.5984975

I had more friends when I was younger. I don't have many friends now, and in fact I probably really only have one or two, but the fact that they're remained friends with me even as I started to spend more and more time in my house playing VNs and shit just shows that they're true bros.

>> No.5984980

nostalgia

>> No.5984996

I have one friend in real life and a few friends online, as cheesy as that is.

>> No.5984998

Yeah, she always bugs me about me not spending time with her and stuff. We've been friends since kindergarten. Her stepfather was abusive to her and her mother kind of gave her the thought that she should fear him, so she has a fear of talking to boys other than me. It's nothing extreme, she just tries to cut any conversation they try to have with her short and never makes any male friends.

In any case, after highschool, since I just stay home all day, we don't get to see each other much. She always calls and tries to arrange meetings with me though. Since she knows I don't like going out, she usually just comes over. Recently she's been just sneaking into the house, since my mother has entrusted her with a spare key to the house. It's starting to get a little creepy, because since I sleep until 2 PM and she loves coming into the house earlier than that. Last week I woke up because she was just sitting on the edge of my bed after picking out a Yotsuba volume from my shelf to read.

tl;dr - Yeah, I still have a friend, and it's really annoying.

>> No.5985001

I used to have alot of friends. I was popular for being the funny, crazy guy with ADD. Until I went back to my home country and realized how much more fun it was to live there. Came back here, got depressed and got out of the rhythm of it all.

>> No.5985003

>>5984998
Is rape an option?
Never too late to bring eroge to life.

>> No.5985006

>>5984998
Sounds like a scenario right out of an eroge

>> No.5985007

>>5984998
You should start telling her all about how there is some girl you like. I wonder if she would be yandere.

>> No.5985008

>>5984998
It sounds like you have a yandere.

>> No.5985010

I had friends, and I told them to fuck off... individually.

when you are older, you learn to forgive and forget about small betrayals, because no one will be as loyal as you are, and if you demand too much, you will become friendless.

anyway, many years have passed since then, and now I enjoy being alone... and I don't want to spend too much time trying to befriend someone, so I just use my "friends" as entertainment tools.

>> No.5985011

>>5984998
Do you two ever cuddle?

>> No.5985013

>>5984998
Cool story, tell me more. Was she raped by her dad? Is she gay? Does she do strange stuff to you? She cute? I know, 3DPD, but I guess what I'm asking is if she has any obvious physical flaws like deformation, obesity, jewnose, bad acne, etc.

>> No.5985016

>>5985003
>>5985006
>>5985007
>>5985008
Oh you, /jp/.

>> No.5985017

>>5984968
Sound like my life story, except I got fucking tired of sitting at home all day doing whatever the fuck I want. Now I'm stuck in my apartment alone with no car or license and depressed because I have no friends or anyone to talk to besides /jp/, and you guys don't even like me.

>> No.5985033

>>5985017
I like you.

>> No.5985041

>>5985017
>depressed because I have no friends or anyone to talk to besides /jp/

If anything this should be the opposite. With no one to talk to, it allows you to further escape into whatever material you want

>> No.5985042

>>5985017
That's not true, the only person on /jp/ I don't like is Sudo, you're fine.

>> No.5985043

>>5985033
>>5985017

samefriend

>> No.5985047
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5985047

>>5985033
You don't even know who I am.

>> No.5985064

Don't got any IRL friends. Never had any really. Maybe once when I was a small child, but that's about it.

/jp/ are my only friends. I will be in a place with no internet access in 2011, so I'm just going to enjoy these next four months with my friends as much as I can.

>> No.5985066

>>5985043
I like you, Scandaroon.

>> No.5985071

>>5985064
I sometimes think your only friend is that idiot Sion.

I mean you always reply to his shit posting threads.

>> No.5985073

>>5985064
>I will be in a place with no internet access in 2011
why ;_;

>> No.5985074

>>5985073
Zunbar is dying.

>> No.5985079

>>5985074
Is it magic AIDS?

>> No.5985093

I haven't had any real life friends in about 7 years. Haven't had any online friends in about 2 years. I'm pretty used to not having any by now.

>> No.5985097

>>5985003
Me rape her, or her rape me?

>>5985007
She already knows that I'm only into 2D. She doesn't seem to have a problem with me having a waifu. Then again, that could just mean that she's happy that I wouldn't go chasing after real girls.

I don't think she'd be like that though. We know very well there was a time when we were both teenagers that we did in fact have a small crush on each other, but neither of us pushed it and I'm sure she (like I have) has long gotten over it and realized it was just because of the raging hormones of puberty at the time.

>>5985008
You two brought this up, and I've never thought of her that way. I feel kind of strange now since I introduced her to Mirai Nikki and she really likes Yuno.

>>5985011
No. We rarely make physical contact at all. Haven't even hugged since we were kids.

>>5985013
>Was she raped by her dad?
Not that I know of. It's possible she was and just never told me, but I doubt it since I was the only one outside of her family that she actually talked to about her situation at the time, and she was pretty detailed in everything. I'm not sure if she's gay or not. She told me she isn't long ago, but people change and stuff. She's never been with anyone, so I've no idea. As far as looks go, she's average, in a good way, I guess.

>> No.5985098

>>5985079
Probably the Cough Cough Disease.

>> No.5985103

I thought we were all friends?

Take it easy, /jp/

>> No.5985106

>>5985097
>I feel kind of strange now since I introduced her to Mirai Nikki and she really likes Yuno.
Be careful bro.

>> No.5985126
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5985126

>>5985093
How do you not get depressed when you have nobody to even recognize your existence? Doesn't it make life seem pointless?

I wake up every morning and tell myself I can do whatever I want, yet I lack the motivation to do anything but waste my time on this shitty board. Then I cry myself to sleep because I realize that this is my life.

>> No.5985131

>>5984998
I wish I had a childhood friend who was pure enough to not like the company of any guy other than me, and a mother who entrusted her with a key to my house so she can read my collection of manga while I'm asleep ;_;

>> No.5985135

>>5985126
Not that guy, but my waifu loves me. She cherishes and adores me, and would be sad without me, so it makes every day worth living, just so I can get up and see her just-woke-up face in the morning as she smiles at me and cuddles.

>> No.5985142

>>5984998
>>Yeah, I still have a friend, and it's really annoying.

You must be a teenager or something.

Then again I suppose multimillionaires sometimes complain about not having enough money. We're only human afterall.

>> No.5985143
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5985143

>Despite the many posts that will be full of lies in this thread, most people on /jp/ have friends.
Less than 1% of the people on this planet have TRUE FRIEND.
How does it feels to realize that you will never have true friends like what you see in fiction.

>> No.5985146

>>5985143

>most people on /jp/ have friends.

Keep living in denial, son!

>> No.5985152

>>5985126
Life is pointless, so try to have fun with it. Go 1 day at a time.

>>5985143
>How does it feels to realize that you will never have true friends like what you see in fiction.

I read more eroge

>> No.5985160

>>5985135
That's nice and all, but I don't have a mental illness like you that allows me to delude myself into believing some picture a sweaty guy drew is my wife, or that she has sentience.

>> No.5985164

>>5985126
>Doesn't it make life seem pointless?
It's awfully pointless, yes. I just make due with what I have and try not think about it. And as the other poster said, thinking about and talking to my waifu helps. Dreaming about her keeps me going.

>> No.5985170

>>5985160
My waifu was drawn by a woman, thank you very much.

And it's not an illness; it's evolution.

>> No.5985172

>>5985126
>Doesn't it make life seem pointless?
But life is pointless, you must expect too much out of it.
>>5985160
My waifu, 'exists'.

>> No.5985174

>>5985142
I'm 20, but I guess you can say I am still very immature for my age.

It's annoying because I'm just trying to relax and spend time by myself. When she pops in out of nowhere, it's like it becomes my duty to entertain her. If I leave her alone, she'll just annoy me. I don't want to yell at her or anything, because even if I'm annoyed, I'm not going to get aggressive with her because I'm just not that type of person.

Sometimes she's just content with watching the anime I'm currently watching, or reading the VN I'm currently reading over my shoulder. I'm okay with that, as long as she doesn't try to point out dumb stuff like "This is the kinda stuff that turns you on?" with that laughinggirls.jpg kind of smirk.

>> No.5985182

>>5985143
That kind of thing requires a certain level of dedication, though.

>> No.5985184

>>5985152
>Life is pointless, so try to have fun with it. Go 1 day at a time.

Yeah yeah, I've heard everyone from George Carlin to Bill Hicks to Louis CK spout that same shit. It still doesn't change anything, it actually makes it worse. Realizing that I'm nothing but dust in the wind makes any effort I put into doing ANYTHING seem pointless, so I don't even bother getting out of bed some days.

I would go pick up some Prozac, but I lack the motivation to do even that.

>> No.5985185

I normally hang out with my childhood friends. I still keep in touch with some of my high school friends.

>>5984998
I like this.

>> No.5985188

I don't have any friends.
Except the people I know from /jp/.
Really, tho, it doesn't really feel like anything given that I've never had any.

>> No.5985194

I've got one true friend.
He probably wouldn't die for me, has a pretty bad personality overral, and sometimes he astx so retarded I want to punch him.

But still he's a cool guy.
I wouldn't like having a boring NPC-like friend.

>> No.5985200

>>5985174
...are you sure she's real, anon?

>> No.5985203

>>5985194 he astx
That was supposed to be "he acts", but that typo is so absurd I'm leaving it here.

>> No.5985206

>>5985184
You suck at it.
Life is pointless doesn't mean that nothing matters.
It means that you should live for your own pleasure.
Whichever goal I have in life exists ultimately because I get pleasure from it, and nothing else.

>> No.5985210

I really like the picture you started the thread with, OP.

>> No.5985211

>>5985160
So long as she exists in my memories and mind, she exists. And if I don't actively play a part in her side of conversations, then she has as much sentience as anyone else.
Also, normalfags don't seem to care that their lover came from the sweaty penis of a man, or the sweaty, gaping vagina of a pregnant sow, so why should I care that my waifu came from the sweating hand of a man?

>>5985174
My eroge knowledge tells me that she's just embarrassed that she's trying to memorize what you like so she can mold herself into your perfect girl like a good yandere would.

>> No.5985215

>>5985206
Just kill yourself already. I fucking hate hearing this bullshit from idiots.

>> No.5985217

>>5985174 It's annoying because I'm just trying to relax and spend time by myself. When she pops in out of nowhere, it's like it becomes my duty to entertain her.
Welcome to life with real people. They're not supposed to know if you're in a good mood or not.
You can also act annoying without realizing. That's life.

>> No.5985220

>>5985206
>It means that you should live for your own pleasure.

I already fucking do that, the problem is that I don't get pleasure from doing anything anymore. Reading manga, watching TV, playing videogames, browsing the internet, it's all dull to me now.

Look at me, trying to get fucking life advice from /jp/. I'm pathetic.

>> No.5985223

>>5985215


wahh i dont agwee with hymhe iz an idiot!

Fucking grow up, son.

>> No.5985227

>>5985200
I was tempted to respond with "I wish she WASN'T real", but I'd be lying. Even if she does annoy me, I still do sometimes enjoy her company, and still have some childhood memories associated with her.

Wish she wasn't so pushy about spending time with me, but if she doesn't call or force herself over, she knows damn well I'm not going to call her and we'd break contact.

>> No.5985228

I thought I had friends in high school, but after we all graduated they just stopped talking to me. I called them up every once in a while to hang out, but unless I initiated it we never did anything. I later found out through social networking stalking that they did stuff together all the time without me. What the hell went wrong?

>> No.5985229

>>5985215
>Just kill yourself already

You should try it if you can find anything you find worth doing.

>> No.5985231

>>5985220
Then, commit suicide.
If you don't get any pleasure from anything, there's no point in going on.

>> No.5985233

>>5985220
Then just commit suicide. You should be able to go through with it if you're completely sick of life, right?

>> No.5985238

>>5985227
You're so tsundere for her anon.

>> No.5985240

>>5985220 Reading manga, watching TV, playing videogames, browsing the internet, it's all dull to me now.
Enjoy your depression.

>> No.5985241

>>5985211
>Also, normalfags don't seem to care that their lover came from the sweaty penis of a man, or the sweaty, gaping vagina of a pregnant sow, so why should I care that my waifu came from the sweating hand of a man?

Because their "lover" is real. Yours is a drawing. "It" doesn't fucking exist, it's ink on paper, pixels on your computer. Going so far as labeling it as "she" is incorrect.

>> No.5985242

/jp/

Would you... Would you be my friend?

; _ ;

>> No.5985244

>>5985211
But reality isn't the same as eroge, you know that, Anon. She's probably genuinely just teasing me. Half serious about thinking it's strange, and half not particularly caring because it's not like it's the most embarrassing trait of mine she knows.

>> No.5985249

>>5985241

>Because their "lover" is real.

Love doesn't exist friend. There are only sluts. Any girlfriend you have (and if you do, get the fuck out) is getting pumped with black dick every waking moment you don't see her.

Cry about it. You can't stop the cycle.

>> No.5985250

>>5985241
Not him, but when I dream of my waifu, with her being perfectly in character, in my eyes, "exists". While existing as a concept and an ideal while awake.

>> No.5985253

>>5985241
Saying his lover doesn't exist is silly.
She has a personality; she's a character.
Limiting existence to things that have a body is primitive in thinking.
Let me guess, you believe that objects only want to come to rest, right?

>> No.5985254

>>5985238
A tsundere and yandere couple? Would it work?

>> No.5985257

I'm glad I have the small circle of friends that I do. We share hobbies and aren't total faggots about it. Sometimes one of the friends will invite me to an event with a larger amount of people, and I'll try to avoid it as best I can, because I usually end up nervous or bored.

>> No.5985261

>>5985231
>>5985233
Dullness doesn't drive someone to suicide, it drives them to depression.

If I don't have the motivation to gt out of bed, what makes you think I have to motivation to go and kill myself?

>> No.5985266

/jp/ - Suicide, childhood friends, and ronrey/general

>> No.5985268

>>5985261
There are tons of places that can help you with your depression a google search away. /jp/ is full of people in denial that cannot help you.

>> No.5985270

>>5985254
Of course. Because he is tsundere for her, he is very passive, does not call her, request to hang out with her, etc. And to balance it out, she is very assertive. And the fact he stays at home all the time should please her, because it means he won't be making any contact with other girls.

>> No.5985271

>>5985261
I personally find dullness painful; as I don't want to live in pain, I would commit suicide.
If you're so much of a faggot that buying rope and hanging yourself requires motivation, there's nothing for you in this realm or the next.

>> No.5985273

>>5985261
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,599923,00.html

>> No.5985275

>>5985261
Still, depression leads to suicide.
And you would be pretty stupid to kill yourself at 20.
You'd miss the next Touhou.

>> No.5985277

>>5985261
Yet you clearly have the motivation to sit on /jp/ and post all day.

>> No.5985280

Holy shit guys, I'm going to go make a self help show with my thousands of dollars. Scandaroon at 3, chceck out for it, you disgusting whiny depressed fucktards.

Fuck this thread man, I've got a career waiting for me. Later, losers.

>> No.5985282

>>5985271
You've obviously never been depressed if you think posting this sort of thing will help in any way.

>> No.5985284

>>5985282
I'm not interested in helping you.
Less people on earth means possibly more for me.

>> No.5985286

>>5985277
What's your point? My mom spent all day playing spider solitaire when she was depressed. Depressed people do that sort of thing.

>> No.5985288

>>5985286
If /jp/ didn't alleviate your boredom you would stay in bed all day.

>> No.5985301

>>5985286
If you don't even have the motivation to get out of bed, then stay in bed all day and don't come on /jp/ to tell every one just how unmotivated you are.

>> No.5985304

>>5985160
I hate when people think like this. It shows they have no real understanding of what a waifu truly is.

"It's just ink on paper made by some sweaty fat guy"

A waifu is not just ink on a page. You don't love the ink, you love everything that character represents. When a guy says "This is my wife" and shows you a picture in his album, your first thought isn't "lol he loves paper"

What does he love? The girl in the picture. Does he love the picture? Perhaps he cherishes it, but that doesn't mean he's talking about the picture when he says it's his wife.

The girl in the picture is who he loves. Her personality, her character, everything that makes her what she is. That's who he loves.

It doesn't matter if some fat dude came up with her. You shouldn't care about that shit. It's like if you get a real girlfriend and she introduces you to her parents, and you find out that her dad is some fat neckbeard and her mother is a ghostly looking toothpick. That shouldn't alter your judgment of their daughter. She's her own person, despite who made her. I realize it's slightly different since the creator of a character puts ideas together rather than actually raising a physical child, but my point is that SOMEONE made her and I DON'T CARE. It could have been all of THEIR ideals in a woman put into one package. Well, I thank them for putting those elements together and creating the woman I love.

>> No.5985306

>>5985288
Not him, but posting on imageboards is anything but exciting. It's just something that dulls your senses and allows for time to pass. It's mindless, nearly mechanical. This place is full of bored people. I feel like shit every time I look at the clock and realize I wasted another day here, but what else would I do?

>> No.5985314

>>5985304
Your waifu love has touched me.

>> No.5985319

>>5985306
Go somewhere else full of people that aren't broken. Seeing their good examples might shock you into realizing how pathetic this board really is.

>> No.5985321

>>5985270
But she used to try to get me to be more outgoing. Well, then again, I think she was just a bit bored staying at my house all day instead of going somewhere else to pass the time.

She doesn't push that anymore, because she doesn't like going outside that much herself either.

>> No.5985326

>>5985319

Come now, is there anyone here who doesn't already realize that?

>> No.5985327

>>5985321
Do you every say certain things just to see how she reacts? Like, if she asks what you're thinking about, and you say, 'you' or something like that?

>> No.5985331

>>5985321
Have you ever woken up to find her in the same bed? Does she spend the night without you knowing?

>> No.5985338

>>5985326
Good point, but you might at least be inspired to actually DO something. Any large board related to a specific hobby would probably work. Just get the hell off 4chan, even the "good" boards are terrible.

>> No.5985339

Yeah, I made three friends near the end of elementary school. We always hung out after school and played video games together. They were really kind to me.

Then in middle school they stopped hanging out with me as much; they found different groups of friends. We would talk during lunch time, but that was about it. They would always have conversations about hanging out somewhere, but they'd never invite me, even if I was right in front of them. In freshman year they stopped talking to me, so I returned to being a loner again.

I don't mind it anymore. I realized I always preferred being by myself since it's a lot more relaxing. I didn't like them coming over to my house because they'd make a mess without cleaning up after themselves. I remember getting bullied a bit by them too. And when I got bullied by other people in school they wouldn't help me, and sometimes they'd join in too.

Like the others anons said in this thread, most people in this world have no true friends. Good friends are nice to have, sure, but at the end of the day when you come home after partying or whatever the fuck you were doing, you realize your life's weight can only be on your shoulders. No one will care or trust you as much as you yourself do. No one knows you as well as yourself. The only people who can truly help you are your family members (they are obligated to). The average friend DEEP DOWN will not give a shit about your life problems, no matter how much advice or cheering-up they give you.

Just like no matter how much you talk to people on the internet, as soon as you get off your computer you realize you're still alone. Even if you know others are feeling the same way, your loneliness still remains.

No one truly cares unless it's affecting them. My friend's house could burn down right now, and I can say "Oh, that really sucks" and let him stay at my place, but I deep down I don't care because I'm not him, and my house is fine.

Humans don't give a shit.

>> No.5985344

I don't always like the people I am friends with, but I put up with their bullshit because there are perks like free rides and shit like that. You've gotta be crafty if you're a lower middle-class NEET

>> No.5985347

I don't have any irl friends or "friends" at the moment. I used to have "Friends" up until the end highschool, but I don't think I've had true friends since my sophomore year when my last one, who I had been friends with since third grade had moved away.

I guess I have two internet friends though, I trust them as much as my true irl friends, but it's just not the same as doing stupid shit together in person.

>> No.5985348

>>5985339
That's too bad. Most of the friends I had in elementary school stayed my friends all the way till I graduated.

>> No.5985349

>>5985338

People post this all the time like they're some great source of wisdom. No one's actually going to do it, though.

>> No.5985354

>>5985327
No, not really. Aside from if I'm joking about something. Like:
"What do you feel like eating?"
"Elephant meat."

But I haven't made a "let me see her reaction" kind of joke in years.

>>5985331
>Have you ever woken up to find her in the same bed?
No. The last time we shared a bed was when we were like 9 and skipping school one day. She'd sit on my bed or lounge around on it sometimes if I'm asleep, but she's never just laid down next to me and go to sleep.

>Does she spend the night without you knowing?

Yes. We have a guest room that she can use whenever. Sometimes I wouldn't know she was there, and I'd go to the kitchen at 1 AM to get some food only to have her sneak up on me (or at least try to).

>> No.5985360

I had true friends until high school. My mom forced me to go to a private high school where I didn't know anyone so I lost all contact with my old friends. The high school was like 30 minutes away by car/1 hour away by bus so I never saw the one friend I made there outside of class.

Then University started, we went to the same one and hung out between classes. He got a girlfriend last year and I kept being the third wheel so I stopped talking to him. Now I'm completely alone. I have a few acquaintances but no one I can actually speak to.

/jp/ is all I have. The sad part is that /jp/'s boring me now. I don't even know why I still browse this board. The same 5 touhou threads over and over again, the same 5 VN threads over and over again...

>> No.5985364

>>5985349
It's repeated often because it's a good idea. Not my fault if people refuse to take advice that's shoved down their throats repeatedly.

>> No.5985367

>>5985354
> have her sneak up on me
You are even more lucky than I imagined.

>> No.5985381

>>5985354
I'm pretty sure you're making this shit up. From what you're saying you obviously realize what's going on between you two and are baiting /jp/ by feigning ignorance in your posts.

If she really does exist and does this shit, fucking hug her already and make her your waifu you dipshit. Anons would kill (themselves) for your circumstance.

>> No.5985382

Does anyone else always only have a few friends(if any). The most true friends that I've ever had at once was two, and they didn't know eachother. I usually one have one true friend, currently none. Everyone else is just an acquaintance to me, since if I can't trust the person with my life, I figure they're not worth calling friends.

>> No.5985384

>>5985367
How is her sneaking up on my special? I'm trying to get my can of soda and suddenly have hands put over my eyes, or get poked in my back, or something. Don't see anything particularly lucky about that.

>> No.5985387

>>5985381
I used to have female acquaintances, they do this kind of shit all the time. It doesn't mean anything.
>>5985384
They don't understand the concept of just being friends with girls. It's either fuck or bitch to them.

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5985388

I had 2 friends in my life
Once when I was in kindergarten(he moved away)
and again in grade 6-7(both of us moved away)
It's not like I need friends anyway

>> No.5985391

>>5985384
This is a similar kind of ignorance that guys with little sisters profess when people start talking about how great incest is.

>> No.5985393

>>5985381
>From what you're saying you obviously realize what's going on between you two and are baiting /jp/ by feigning ignorance in your posts.

There's nothing going on between us. She always acts like this. It probably seems strange to you since you never grew up wit her, but this stuff is just normal for me.

The yandere thing that was pointed out is probably the only thing I can't really deny and is actually making me think back.

>> No.5985402

>>5985391
I hate it when people say things like, 'People who like incest or think imouto characters are great don't actually have sisters.'

>> No.5985404

>>5985387
>They don't understand the concept of just being friends with girls. It's either fuck or bitch to them.

He's clearly not friends with her, he's said repeatedly that he finds her annoying and doesn't particularly enjoy anything they do together, not to mention she's forcing herself on him.

>> No.5985406

>>5985402
The truth hurts.

>> No.5985411

>>5985406
But I have an imouto and still enjoy imouto characters and incest stories, which is why I hate it.

>> No.5985412

>>5985381
I dunno, what he's saying is kind of believable, considering the fact that I've seen girls do similar stuff with their male friends. It doesn't automatically mean they like each other, they're just friendly.

If he was saying outrageous shit like
"Oh man, this one time I woke up and my pants were down with her staring at my erect penis in amazement. I was still in a daze from waking up, so it took a while before I pieced together what was going on, but by the time I did realize she had it in her mouth already. But I pushed her off because 3DPD."

Then I'd call bullshit, but she seems like a normal energetic girl to me.

>> No.5985415

>>5985411
But would you ACTUALLY want to do your sister?

>> No.5985418

>>5985411
>But I have an imouto and still enjoy imouto characters and incest stories

Same

>> No.5985419

>>5985411
So do you show your appreciation your imouto everyday? I could understand if she was lacking the more 'imouto' characteristics though. And thanks for admitting it, this is why /jp/ is the last bastion of raw honesty.

>> No.5985422

My only real friend had his house put up for sale a few weeks ago. I'm excited to see him move away. It's like a new chapter in my life is about to start. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

>> No.5985423

>>5985422
Hell yeah.

Enjoy your harem once he leaves

>> No.5985424

>>5985422
Get to know the hot girl that's moving in with her family into the house your friend used to live at and fuck in his former room while thinking of him?

>> No.5985426

>>5985422
When my last real friend moved away, he was always dating new girls and I ended up the third wheel so I felt relieved that I wouldn't need to experience the horrible feeling of being a third wheel for a while, but now I occasionally get depressed out of loneliness.

>> No.5985427

>>5985419
Yea she is lacking all of the imouto characteristics, I still joke around with her and tease her every day though.

>> No.5985431

>>5985427
True VN protagonist.

>> No.5985432

One time I met a really close pair of siblings, a girl and a guy. I got really jealous, my brother is a fat little shit that acts retarded. The end.

>> No.5985433

>>5985422
If it's anything like what happened to me I wouldn't be excited.

My friendly suitemate moved out and two stereotypical niggers moved in after him. Two days in and they've already used a whole fucking tube of my shampoo and half of the roll of toilet paper I left in there, not to mention they've left my side of the bathroom door locked twice already. I'm and stuck with these fags for the next year.

FUCK.

>> No.5985438

>>5985426
Currently the only things we share in common are computer games. Even when we play different ones, we never interact in RL or online. I know he's a huge sports fan and I'm sure he feels depressed that he never gets any girls. He's also 23 and doesn't have a drivers license, does not know how to drive, and cannot ready very well at all. For instance, when he needed help with his computer, he could not read fast enough to see what key he needed to press to enter the BIOS. He was amazed I could read that fast. I really think I'm better off without him. He's only holding me back.

>> No.5985448

>>5985433
I'm already mad for you. There's no way I could live with other people like that.

>> No.5985458

>>5985433
This is why I ate living with other people. The fact that they're niggers makes it ten times worse.

>> No.5985466

If a female childhood friend of mine had the gall to come into my room unannounced and mess with my shit, then I would fuck her like no tomorrow.

>> No.5985476

I had a childhood female friend, we had promised to marry eachother when we got older.

She was my cousin, as we grew older we learned that it wouldn't work out, so now we're just friends. We live in different countries now.

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5985482

>>5985476
>She was my cousin, as we grew older we learned that it wouldn't work out

>> No.5985491

I haven't had any friends since 2000. Is this a survey?

>> No.5985511

I had a lot of friends in high school and I guess I was decently popular. I was always the go-to guy for homework copying and test answers. Me and my friends would go for blunt rides in our shitty cars and stay up all night playing video games. I lost touch with everyone after we graduated, in college there were people that I was friendly with that I talked to sometimes but I never really considered them friends. For group projects and such I just did my share of the work and then left. Now that I'm out of college I still don't have any friends but it doesn't really bother me. I don't know if the internet has replaced friends for me or if I just no longer care anymore or what. I would really like to have a girlfriend, though.

>> No.5985594

>>5985511
>My own clone

>> No.5985623

I have never had a single friend.
Not one.
My childhood was filled with nothing but being teased..eventually I had to go into remedial classes due to emotional distress despite high test scores.

Middle School was even worse, I was just easy pickings for anyone who just wanted to seem better. I was bullied constantly...Counselors had me see a lot of psychiatrists then, shit sucked.

High school was just 4 years of seclusion no one really bothered me outside of freshmen year. Never went to rallies, dances, or anything. Just kept to myself...Out of sight out of mind.

Here I am in college...Well, a community college anyway. I don't talk to any classmate and just sit in the back of the class. Going into year 2. Nothing real horrible, It just sucks when the instructor tells us to group up/make sure you have contacts with other classmates because i'm too pussy to talk to anyone.

I guess that's enough of my own blog.

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5985976

I wish I had friends.

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