/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How do you plan to commit sucide, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Attacking a federal building.
I plan on going to the gun store and driving my new car to the- wait, someone's knocking at the door...

[&ponpo( ﾟдﾟ) ・・・ No.]

Hibachi grill or nitrogen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5984583
You want to go out like Tonegawa, BOOF?
How manly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'll enact how Setsumi (Narcissu) drowned herself on the sea.

Yay/Nay?

[Anonymous No.]

Drug induced coma + bag over head

[Anonymous No.]

>>5984597
>BOOF

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk No.]

-Jump off a building with an explotion behind me and fall on four running chainsaws attached to the side of the building
-Hammer a bullet into my skull like a chisel
-Hide a video camera and jump into a meat grinder, leaving a note to where the camera is that cannot be opened until one year after my death causing the sausages to be sold
-Have a bear tear me apart (grizzly death)
-Glue hands to head and hang self in cheese wire noose
-Strangle myself with my own intestines taken from a cut in my side
-Laxative overdose
-Rip off toenail and hack into neck with it
-Rig shotgun to door and call family over for dinner
-Toothpick under toenails and kick walls until i bleed to death
-Tear nipples off and eyes out, switch the two around
-Chained to helicopter props
-Cut own head off with chainsaw
-Neck in vicegrip

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing as I live in America, I'd probably just buy a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5984624
Goddamnit.

I blame the emoticon.

[Anonymous No.]

Raping a girl, going to prison and then getting killed there.

[Anonymous No.]

Choking by eating so many kawaii snacks at once.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just going to wait for my heart to stop beating on it's own.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to launch a nuke and take everyone with me as everyone else launches their bombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5984725

Nothing interesting. You disappointed me, Boof.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

Hmm...
I want the stage to have tons of flashing lights, and every wall has to have a different wallpaper design.
The lights will constantly be flashing through different colours, and I think I'll put up lots of mannequins and pieces of beef or something on hooks or something.
Also, confetti. Confetti would be falling constantly.
They'd find my corpse torn apart. My legs and arms ripped off, then my torso and head stuck to the wall...like, with superglue or something.
The legs would be where the arms should be, and vice-versa, and some prophetic and cryptic gibberish written somewhere, you know, to make it seem deep.

Also Love Circulation would be playing on loop through some speakers or something. Not too sure how I'm going to glue myself to a wall and dismember myself though.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk No.]

>>5984760
How's this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5984793
>ball bearing
not for long

[Anonymous No.]

>>5984793
You can't fool me, BOOF, it's not plugged in.

[Anonymous No.]

Death by death

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>5984606
classy

[Anonymous No.]

>>5984793
Traumatic penis amputation

[Anonymous No.]

madsudokidoki or whatever the little girl's name was in yume nikki junps off a building or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

People die when they are killed so
I would kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5987464
You're an idiot.