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Alright, you got one wish.

>> No.5983482
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5983482

Take me to Academy City!

>> No.5983484
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5983484

Restore Sanae's purity!

>> No.5983485

I wish for eternal youth
I then fire a beam out of my mouth and kill the dragon before it can disappear, so that no one can use the dragonballs in an effort to oppose me.

>> No.5983489

Shut down 4chan

>> No.5983495

>>5983474
immortality or to be omnipotent

Any other answer is stupid

>> No.5983498

What is thy desire?

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>>5983495

Immortality isn't that smart.

"Omnipotence while retaining your human consciousness" is probably best.

>> No.5983507

I wish for 2 wishes.

First, partial immortality. Second, Gensokyo time.

>> No.5983518

Bring Goku back to life again

>> No.5983521

Gilgamesh's goldskin trait

>> No.5983545

>>5983521
ah, I mean Golden Rule

>> No.5983546

I wish everyone on /jp/ was fucking their waifu right now.

What happens when two men share the same waifu?

>> No.5983552

I wish to be the little girl.

>> No.5983558

>>5983546
All the men sharing a particular waifu will be sent to an isolated island to fight amongst themselves until there is only one left.

>> No.5983569

>>5983546
there ends up being more than one waifu obviously, since they are figments of imagination in the first place

>> No.5983577

>>5983558
I'm OK with this.

>> No.5983581

geif loli

>> No.5983591

>>5983558
Aw shit, my waifu is Sanae.
...
Bring it on.

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5983600

They told me I could become anything I wanted.
So I became a god. (Nah just joking I only want to have Saten)

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>>5983591
good luck. You'll need it very bad.

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>>5983602
But see, my Sanae isn't a slut. I just have to beat up the other white knights.

>> No.5983615

>>5983552
this post was on the front page

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I want nii-chan back.

>> No.5983660

>>5983546
But...I don't have a waifu. Not implying homo.

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>>5983602
I don't like where this is going...

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5983678

I wish Rumia and I could be together forever.

>> No.5983707

I wish for an all-impotent AI which will destroy all life on and outside of Earth.

Or, you know, to meet someone with whom we'd understand each other a lot and with whom I'll talk forever in peace and harmony without a worry in the world.

>> No.5983709

I wish I could grant wishes.
Including mine.

>> No.5983722

>>5983558
Glad you didn't mention killing or death : )
I propose we fight in rock-paper-scissors and the losers leave the island on a plane.

>> No.5983757

I wish I had the world's Akashic Record!

Now I can change history freely!

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>>5983677
I'll protect you, Sanae! None shall pass!

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