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5982627 No.5982627 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/ is full of girls.

>> No.5982634

I'm a girl! It's only natural to be interested in disks!

>> No.5982633

I'm a twelve years old girl and what is this?

>> No.5982641

I touch myself through my frilly dress.

>> No.5982640

Just because it's natural for girls to be interested in dicks doesn't mean it's natural for people interested in dicks to be girls.

>> No.5982643
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>> No.5982644

>>5982640
I want to believe!!!

>> No.5982645
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I-It can't be helped.

>> No.5982647

As a girl, I finally realized my dream to be the guy. Now all I have to do is figure out a way to reverse the process.

>> No.5982650

Im not a girl. I wish i were though.

>>5982641
If i were a girl i would be doing this.

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>>5982627
MY GOD

>> No.5982653

>>5982647
Are you the i-want-to-impregnate-another-girl Anonymous by any chance?

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i corrected some mistakes for you OP

>> No.5982681
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THIS IS NEWS TO ME

*looks in pants*

YOU MAKE FILTHY LIES OP, FILTHY LIES ;_;

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>>5982672
Youmu is not a dick!

>> No.5982683

I wish I were a girl so I could easily date guys.

>> No.5982691

>>5982681
Wear skirt, problem solved.

>> No.5982693

>>5982652
ITS FULL OF STARS

>> No.5982701
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5982701

It's true.

>> No.5982708

>>5982627
True. /jp/ is full of 2D girls.

>> No.5982706

>>5982683
Go to gay part of town, dress like a hipster. I got some guys perving at me when I did that, I guess. I dress like a hipster too much, though. I mean, I'm not interested in guys pretty much at all, so I don't know what the fuck I was doing.

I liked Touhou before it was mianstream, guys. I'm kinda depressed that it got such a huge fanbase. How dare people get into the secret treehouse

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>>5982682
Oh really now?

>> No.5982722

>>5982712
That doesn't mean she's a dick!

>> No.5982727

>>5982701
If you can't censor, then don't.

>> No.5982730

>>5982722
Fine, then she's half a dick

>> No.5982740

I don't feel like making my own shitty metathread so I'm going to hijack yours.

People of /jp/, if you were doing something /jp/ related in public (waiting between classes or maybe even during a lecture), would you be against another /jp/sie coming up to you to talk about it?

Reverse the situation, you see someone browsing /jp/ (he/she's trying to hide it a little) so you're 100% sure he/she's a /jp/sie. Do you go speak to him/her or do you ignore it? If you do, how do you do it?

>> No.5982749

>>5982730
So she is like 99% of /jp/

>> No.5982753

>>5982706
But I don't like gay men. They all act too much like girls.

>> No.5982752

>>5982740
Be damned polite, leave them alone, they're anonymous for a reason.

>> No.5982750

>>5982730
No she's not! Myon's just sensitive!

>> No.5982760

>>5982740
I'd be surprised, but too shy to approach.

>> No.5982761

>>5982750
Then I hope to capitalize upon this

wahaha

>> No.5982763

I want to be a 12 year old girl that plays doctor with other little girls

but alas, I am a man

>> No.5982771

>>5982740
I'd talk to them. One phrase. Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

>> No.5982773

>>5982727
But it's censored properly for a worksafe board.

I wasn't gonna do it the Japanese style with a random bar that doesn't hide anything.

>> No.5982776

>>5982740
Contact is fine in both cases as long as you're modest about powerlevels and act like adults.

>> No.5982777

>>5982740
What could I possibly be doing that's /jp/ related in public, besides cross-dress?
>between classes
Back in school I used to head to library and play PCB during lunch. Thats the most I can think of

>> No.5982790

>>5982777
Lots of majors allow you to have your laptop during lectures. I'm thinking browsing /jp/, reading a VN, playing Touhou or any /jp/ related doujin game.

>> No.5982791

>>5982740
I'd probably try to befriend them.

>> No.5982794
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>>5982761
Ack! Don't!

>> No.5982801

>>5982790
I did that once, then I got to a sex scene.
I didn't wanna skip through it, because it was kinda hot, but I couldn't really fap there. So I decided to save there and load it up later so I could fap..

>> No.5982807

>>5982771
Actually, I'm scared of strangers so I'd probably not say anything. ;_;

>> No.5982814

>>5982790
Everyone on /jp/ should do this. A couple people on /g/ and at least one person on /jp/ says they take classes at the same community college I do. Maybe we could all find each other this way.

>> No.5982822

>>5982814
What would you do if you found each other? Attempt conversation? Kidnap elementary students?

>> No.5982825

>>5982814
We'd all notice it but none of us would do anything about it.

I speak from experience. She was cute, too. Actually, maybe that's why I didn't do anything.

>> No.5982835

>>5982825
Yeah I find it rude to just expect people to want to hear you just because you browse the same imageboard and so on.

>> No.5982855

It'd be strange to suddenly switch to RL standards of decency when you're bonding over both posting on 4chan.

>> No.5982857

I would want to talk to them because I'd enjoy talking to somebody about toho's and /jp/ outside the internet, but it probably wouldn't happen.

>> No.5982868

The chances of me finding somone who browses 4chan and isn't a /b/tard are stupidly low. If I did find someone, I'd probably not think of anything to say and move on.

>> No.5982886

My dream is to play fightan games with someone from /jp/, but it'll never happen. I'm tired of playing against the AI all the time.

;_;

>> No.5982898

/jp/ meetup actually seems likea good idea right now

>> No.5982902

>>5982886
You will never play hisoutensoku against someone in the same room who browses /jp/ ;_;

I want to do that too.

>> No.5982906

The most I have is a friend who browses /v/ and another who browses /r9k/.
It's better than nothing.

>> No.5982918

>>5982906
My sister uses /cgl/ and I have a friend who uses /v/.

>> No.5982933

A male friend of mine browses /tg/ and a female friend browses /b/.

>> No.5982928

>>5982835
That's just a lousy excuse. Just admit you're afraid of approaching people, everyone here are, there's no reason to hide it behind the illusion of politeness.

>> No.5982944

>>5982928
Not really. It just seems like a strange thing to do. I can't imagine what I would talk about with another /jp/ fella.

"It's a cool board."
"Yeah..."
"Yeah..."

>> No.5982954

Once I browsed /jp/ at college.
In the corner in the backrow so nobody could see what I was doing.

>> No.5982958

Consider yourself lucky to find people in real life who've used 4chan for more than an 1 year or 2.
Damn, we were at a dinner, when some people took the booth behind, their conversation went like, "Do you know about 4chan? It's the world's biggest porn site, and when you post an image, you have to look through all 15 pages first".
>>5982944
>It's a cool board
>No, it's shit.
Then you're friends for life.

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>>5982794
Fine, then if it is not consensual, then I will not proceed

;_;

>> No.5982960

>>5982944
"So, how about that japanese bird cooking Ziti?"

"So, how about that Saten Spammer"

>> No.5982961

As an experiment, I played PCB in the middle of a CS lecture.

Reactions:

>Wow this is fucking hard

>It's one of those strange japanese games

People were open-minded about it, but lost interest after a while.

>> No.5982968

>>5982944
And that's because you're a lousy conversationalist. People with decent social skills can start up conversations with total strangers that they know absolutely nothing about. Sharing one or more hobbies is a huge luxury in comparison.

>> No.5982969

>>5982958
I hate people whose minds go to /b/ upon hearing "4chan".
I try to avoid saying "4chan" in real life as much as possible for that reason, I don't even like saying "b" anymore.

>> No.5982975

>>5982968
I would think that is obvious. That and I don't really belong in /jp/ that much. I'm only here for vns.

>> No.5982982

>>5982961
You should have played EoSD or Mountain of faith on lunatic.

>> No.5982990

>>5982968
A lousy conversationalist? On /jp/? Say it ain't so.

>> No.5982993

I'm a man with a mighty penis.

>> No.5982999

>>5982961
My uni is primarily CS/EE and I've seen people playing Touhou all the time, and other /jp/ related stuff. I'm pretty sure at least 1/3 of the student body browses 4chan.

>> No.5983021

>>5982999
Everyone in my CS department browses 4chan. They're all shit tier /b/tards though, so I pretend I don't. If I have to hear about one more "hilarious /b/ meme"...

>> No.5983022

>>5982968
Actually, you just proved his point. Just because you have common interests doesn't mean that a person wants to talk or, indeed, has anything to say to you at all. When people talk, they generally pick neutral topics, anyway, like the weather.

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Everybody on /jp/ is an elegant little lesbian. I refuse to believe otherwise.

>> No.5983097

All of /jp/ is just lolis trapped in the bodies of neckbeards

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