/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I wish everyone on /jp/ would be teleported into the same room. We could play F/UC, melty, and SWR in person... we could compare our fig collections... we could even have real life danmaku fights with high-bouncy balls. Imagine it, people who share your interests, in real life.

[ELLIPSE No.]

...I'll never find someone to air joust against...

[Anonymous No.]

I nominate this for worst wish of the century, overshadowing even 'q'.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll bring the grape juice

[Anonymous No.]

It would probably smell, and honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if we had gay anon sex happening. Frilly gay anon sex while pretending to be the little girl, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll bring my imouto

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, I'll get my trumpet.

[Ayashiro !Hime2512LA No.]

And I wish I could hate you dead, Sion.

Too bad neither of us will get his wish fulfillment.

[Anonymous No.]

You will never experience decent people who share your interests in real life ;_;

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Yeah I would love that. No one shares my interests in real life.

Just the thought of discussing and analyzing the works of game music composers with someone IRL gives me a boner.

[The /jp/ Police !TOD33vFX8s No.]

why not a bus
with all that stuff
a big bus
with hightech
i seem to have a bus fetish

[Anonymous No.]

But we already are, Anonymous. Upon a year and a day of browsing /jp/, if you are deemed worthy, you too will wake up in a grandiose mansion as a pristine young maiden and be accepted by the sisterhood of /jp/. A slightly older girl will help you adjust to your new life, always taking care of you with a gentle smile. You will play and converse all day, with her translating VNs for you as you play and helping you with patterns in Touhou and Dodonpachi, and after the sun sets you'll get eat her delicious cooking. After taking a bath together, where she combs your hair and washes you thoroughly, it will be time to go to bed, and she will teach you the pleasures of being a woman until no trace of your former personality remains and all that is left is a pure, yuri-obsessed girl yearning for her onee-sama's warm touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5976497
We could jam out to some jazz

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ meetup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5976525

If only ;_;

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

Ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show?
That's what a /jp/ meet up would be like, except with pop instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5976525

[Anonymous No.]

>>5976525
I've been here for nearly two and a half years, and nothing. Is it because I'd want to be an enormous slut if I was a little girl? I can change! I can be pure!

[Anonymous No.]

Type #trumpet into the e-mail field to be teleported to the secret /jpmeetup/ place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5976549
I'm sorry man but you're not on the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5976552

[Anonymous No.]

testing just in case

[ELLIPSE No.]

>>5976552
am i doin it rite?

[Anonymous No.]

uhh what

[Anonymous !55fh9luJvI No.]

#trumpet
!55fh9luJvI

[Anonymous No.]

>>5976549
Be at ease. Since /jp/ likes to take it easy, we don't have many elegant elder sister types and can't convert people at a fast enough rate.

I'm sure you'll get your turn one day.

If only ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

One day, I want to meet at least one of you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5976633
wher do u live *wipes drool off mouth*

[Anonymous No.]

Eew.
Why the fuck would I want to meet one of you fat, smelly... creatures in real life?
You belong where you are, safe on the other side of a screen, never to see the light of day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5976644
Eastern Europe are you ready for a tour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5976658
mite b cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>5976669
We could do anything in Eastern Europe. We could all chip in a few Euros and buy a massive Mansion and hold Tea parties.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ meetup in Chechnya