Who is she? A statistal look at curry.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Taking a random sample of 9 different varieties of Ciel's curry, comprising of 38 different ingredients, I tallied the amount of people she could feed per week, the types of flavors, how runny or watery the curry is, and the color the curry would be.

In my first post here, you can see the summary statistics for the sample. Note the average amount per serving is 1 bowl per person, in the case of Ciel's curry though the average serving amount is from 3-5 bowls per person. Further, a full 12% of the sample OPs were too runny/watery.

Note: Curry Ratio = Curry/people eating it. Keep in mind, I am a professional trained at http://www.curry.edu/..

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Some more interesting statistics:

8.5% of Ciel's curry is gone to waste. This is because she never saves the leftovers, and simply makes it fresh every meal.

Over half (51.9%) of her curry comes out chunky! Congratulations on your solid chunks of ingredients.

23.6% of the curry is made of mostly potatos, carrots, and beef, over 20%! That's too much of a typical recipe. Let's do our best to get her to use new ingredients! Fight-o!

The first question I examined was whether curry preparation was constant over the day. As the associate graph shows, it's clearly not. There is a distinct tendency for more curry to be made in certain hours, particularly the afternoon/evening period, according to Pacific Standard Time.

Of course, this naturally leads to the question: "Is there a nightshift?".

I will define "nightshift" as the period between 1am and 6am PST. This comprised 13.7% of curry in the sample. I judged the quality of curry by the curry ratio. As you can see, nightshift curry actually was liked more - the average nightshift curry had a curry ratio of 95.8%, compared to 85.4% for non-nightshift curry.

[Anonymous No.]

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Using a standard statistical test for the difference in means (see Hogg, McKean, Craig, p.274), I computed a probability of 55.6% that any given nightshift curry witnessed proportionally more flavor than any given non-nightshift curry.

For you keeners saying "Hey! How can 95.8% and 85.4% be bigger than the 99.7% overall curry ratio?", I'll explain. I'm now averaging the curry ratio per meal, not the overall curry versus overall meals. Consider:

Meal 1: Curry. Curry ratio: 100%
Meal 2: Ramen. Curry ratio: 1%.
Non-Curry meals comprise 1.98% of the posts, but the average curry ratio is 85.5%.

I deliberately made the decision not to weigh the curry by the type of ingredients used, since each different type is delicious, regardless of what is in it. Admittedly, this point can be argued.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

What about the texture? Here's where the story gets interesting. There was almost twice as much solid curry these nightshift hours! 19.1% of nightshift curry featured solid ingredients, while only 11.0% of non-nightshift curry was watery!

Indeed, using a slightly modified version of the same statistical test, I calculated a 91.3% chance that those around during the nightshift curry times eat more solid/chunky curry than does the rest of those eating it! This is statistically significant, implying that we can pretty much accept it as fact that nightshift eats more curry than the rest of those wanting a meal from Ciel.

Finally, for those of you wondering, nightshift curry was typically a brownish color, non-nightshift curry was sometimes green or a little red, but I will refrain from drawing conclusions here because I do not have data on every meal she eats during the day while constantly preparing the ingredients within herself.

IN SUMMARY:(tl;dr): There is no such thing as a high-quality nightshift, at least judging by the chosen metrics of curry ratio and texture.

As a final note, I refrained from regression analysis, because the dataset requires atypical methods (maximum likelihood tobit estimation) that I can't explain on an imageboard. You wouldn't understand it, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

What random essay generator did you use for this?

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>597249
moran, see
>>596139

[Anonymous No.]

wat

[Anonymous No.]

parody thread? So soon?

At least wait for the old thread to die.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>597256
ಠ3ಠ

[Nanaya !IRAPEzeAXE No.]

[Anonymous No.]

this thread...

it's amazing

[Nanaya !IRAPEzeAXE No.]

[Nanaya !IRAPEzeAXE No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>597256
this is jp, that wont be for at least another day or so

and by then no one will remember it

[Anonymous Economist !IvWppK78Rs No.]

I hear imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>597277
Oh ho, a typo on MY 4chan? ಠ_ಠ

[Anonymous No.]

>Who is she? A statistal look at curry.
>statistal

also; waaay too early for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>597274
>>597269
>>597267
Oh shit! Nanyanan is here! Inb4 deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>597281
Does this mean we should all dress up like our waifus and roleplay?

Sounds like a good idea to me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

THIS THREAD....I LOVE THIS THREAD

[HATOJDS No.]

>http://www.curry.edu/..

Wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>597339
Oh wow, it's real, bricks were shat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>597366
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>Curry College : A tradition of understanding and respecting the uniqueness of every student.

[Anonymous No.]

best thread on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Curry College : What ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>597543
http://www.curry.edu/

Go, then apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>597558
I went, I just whut'd at the whole weirdness of it.

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is fucking amazing

[Observant_Owl No.]

i came, i saw, i came again.

[Nanaya !IRAPEzeAXE No.]

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[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

saging my own thread cuz it should be dead already but hurr durr lets keep fucking bumping it ಠ_ಠ

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys whats going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>599339
>kirbyfan95
what the fuck. 1995? get out of here

[Anonymous No.]

Every Ciel Curry Shit thread is the best thread on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>599359
Thatś the year he first got laid, not the year he was born.

Or at least, I hope so.

[HatoSabure !lNibHATOOk No.]

>>599359
That's the year he first went on the internat

[Anonymous No.]

stop bumping this piece of shit

[Anonymous No.]

stop bumping shit piece of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>599359
I have an e-mail ending in 02 somewhere just because that's the year I created it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>599408

Bumping for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>597222
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[Anonymous No.]

[the official /jp/ tripfriend !KVzOEaUpQc No.]

>>601176
I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>601176
no, I'm pretty sure you mixed up Arc and Hisui

[Anonymous No.]

>>601188
disregard my temporary color blindness, I meant Hisui and Akiha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>601192
no, you were right the first time