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Hi /jp/, it's time for "Ask Mio anything!"

>> No.5968927

how many cocks did you have in you last night?

>> No.5968933

>>5968927
do you remember how many times you have eaten bread?

>> No.5968934

How much for 15 minutes?

>> No.5968945

Why are you the worst K-On?

>> No.5968948
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>>5968920

>> No.5968956

>>5968945
Ritsu is objectively the worst K-ON girl.

>> No.5968961

>>>/a/

>> No.5968964

>>5968933
hahahaha

>> No.5968984

>>5968933
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
Well a girl as beautiful as Mio is will always be slut.Sad reality ;_;

>> No.5968991

>>5968984
Not if you raise them like a bird in a cage.

>> No.5968992

>>5968984
From what little I watched of K-ON, Mio could never be a slut. To shy and whatnot.

>> No.5968996

>>5968992
Shy women can still be sluts.

>> No.5969005

>>5968996
;_;
I hope Mio gets a boy who will love her forever.
(Well she does want to get married)
Also she is playing bass,guitar players are the biggest sluts.(Cough azusa cough)

>> No.5969006

>>5968996
I'm just saying, it doesn't fit her character at all.

>> No.5969010
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>>5969005
Baseless slander

>> No.5969020

>>5969010
Azu-nyan is the most naughty...

>> No.5969026

>>5968992
>>5968996
In fact, it's common knowledge that shy girls are the sluttiest of all. Men find vulnerability girls attractive, so when a girl acts really vulnerable and shy, it's her natural instincts making her behave in a way that will most efficiently attract potential mates.

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>> No.5969034

>>5969026
Really, anonymous? Really?

>> No.5969035

>>5969026
Not all men.
We are men on /jp/ who want tsunderes who even make godzilla cry like a little baby

>> No.5969039

Is this a needless remake of the Kagami Hiiragi Has Returned threads?

>> No.5969043

>>5969034
It's true. Women are sluts no matter what their personality.

>> No.5969044
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>>5969026
I'm glad we have an experienced sex haver to educate us on these matters.

>> No.5969050

>>5969043
That's why I want a man but I don't want to be fucked in the ass.
I am in a dillemma...

>> No.5969053

>>5969043
Yeah I just want a pure man instead.

>> No.5969059

>>5969043
This is why girls don't like you, anonymous. But you're to far gone to care.

>> No.5969060

>>5969050
>>5969053
Probably the best outcome would be to find a pure trap.

>> No.5969062

>>5969044
No one said anything about having sex. In fact, it's quite the opposite. Someone who has had sex before could never even hope to achieve the same level of enlightenment as me, as anyone who has had sex has fallen into their trap at least once. A person who is that easy to fool would never see the truth.

>> No.5969066

>>5969053
You can be my husbando

>> No.5969071

>>5969062
amen to that

>> No.5969072

>>5969062
You are truly an enlightened being, anonymous.

>> No.5969073

>>5969059
If it's mutual, then there are no feelings getting hurt. Doesn't that work out pretty nicely?

>> No.5969095

>>5969073
...sure, anonymous. Sure it does.

>> No.5969104

>>5969059
>>5969095
Why would anyone want sluts to like them?

>> No.5969106

quality thread

>> No.5969114

>>5969106
No anon, this thread should be deleted since it's totally unrelated. It's not QUALITY.

>> No.5969133

>>5969104
See, not all women are sluts. In fact, most women aren't sluts. They're just a VERY visible minority.
If anon refuses to believe this, it's his own loss.

>> No.5969134
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5969134

>/jp/
>sex havers

>> No.5969142

>>5969133
>See, not all women are sluts. In fact, most women aren't sluts.

Lol.

>> No.5969156

>>5969142
That poor guy he IS going to get hurt very hard sooner or later

>> No.5969159

All women are sluts because they do not make decisions logically. Women make decisions based on how they feel, and then rationalize it later with their emotions. You can make any woman cheat on her boyfriend or husband if you simply make her attracted to you, and then make her feel that it isn't her fault for cheating. Later she rationalize it as okay because it felt good at the moment, and it "wasn't her fault". Women are disgusting.

>> No.5969166

>>5969156
Why is that?

>> No.5969173

>>5969166
He thinks not all women are sluts./he thinks sluts are a minority

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>> No.5969179

>>5969173
Oh, I thought you were talking about >>5969142. My mistake.

Anyway, I agree. He probably trusts women and thinks that they won't cheat on him at any moment. Reality will hit him hard.

>> No.5969187

>40 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Sigh..................................

>> No.5969190

>>5969142
>>5969156
>>5969166
>>5969173
>>5969179
It makes me laugh how /jp/ thinks it knows what 3D women are like when it actively and completely avoids them.

>> No.5969201

>>5969190
It makes me laugh how normalfags don't know what 3D women are really like even though they spend so much time around them

>> No.5969202
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I swear to everything that Tsumugi is the only good character in this show. I wish I could remove her and give her a show of her own or put her in a better show.

>> No.5969208

>>5969202
Like sono hanibara

>> No.5969211

>>5969134
How to become a sex haver like /jp/?

>> No.5969215

>>5969208
zzzzzzzzzzzz

>> No.5969218 [DELETED] 

>>5969201
Oh, I'm no normalfag. I just think its ridiculous how illogical and disillusion /jp/ can be sometimes.

Where are you getting the "all women are sluts" idea when you haven't seen any women besides your parents in years?

>> No.5969229

>>5969201
Oh, I'm no normalfag. I just think its ridiculous how illogical and delusional /jp/ can be sometimes.

Where are you getting the "all women are sluts" idea when you haven't seen any women besides your parents in years?

>> No.5969231

>>5969218
Because it's true. It's an integral part of how females behave. If they cannot be kept in line by males, they become sluts.

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>>5969177

>> No.5969262

>>5969231
Yes, yes, and where are you getting this idea if you have had such minuscule contact with women? You're not answering the question.

>> No.5969271

>>5969262
Everyone here has been around females to some degree, if only through relatives.

>> No.5969281

/jp/ is full of sluts.

>> No.5969296

>>5969271
I know. And that degree is very, very small.
Even if said relatives act like total sluts, this doesn't mean the entire gender is just like them. It's understandable to use whatever experience with women you have to judge them, but to assume ALL of them are like that incredibly small amount you've seen is ridiculous.

>> No.5969303

>>5969296
All women are the same.

>> No.5969308

>>5969296
Don't you think it's odd that all of our small experiences are the same? If you put all of us together, it makes for a pretty big sample size.

>> No.5969312

>>5969303
Like all men are?

>> No.5969317

>>5969312
No. Men are diverse.

>> No.5969318

>>5969308
Not really. We're on /jp/. It's like going to a meeting of dog-attack victims and asking their opinions on dogs.

>> No.5969323

>>5969317
And women aren't? They're just as human as we are, anonymous.

>> No.5969326

>>5969318
How do our experiences change anything exactly in this case? It's not like we're having sex with them but we can still tell that they're sluts.

>> No.5969329

Most females I've met are not sluts. Honestly, I've wet some gigantic whores but as a whole they aren't that numerous.

That said their slut-osity is enough for about 6 girls per single slut.

>> No.5969330

>>5969323
All women are sluts who will never accomplish anything of value. Men can vary in that regard.

>> No.5969333

>>5969323
My female radar says you're a woman.

>> No.5969335

>>5969326
And how can you tell this?

>> No.5969341
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Females leave this place.

>> No.5969342

>>5969335
Because women are all disgusting unvirgins.

>> No.5969343

Honestly, /jp/, if you can't accept even the slightest possibility that's you're wrong about this...

>> No.5969349

Female sluts are everywhere. You'll get terrible diseases from them.

http://www.canadiancrc.com/Newspaper_Articles/Globe_and_Mail_Moms_Little_secret_14DEC02.aspx

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>>5969208
>Tsumugi in Sono Hanabira

I'd actually like that.

>> No.5969360

The only accaptable girls are yaoi fan girls.
They will probably also understand lolicon

>> No.5969363

>>5969343
But we aren't wrong.

>> No.5969370

>>5969360
There are no acceptable girls in the 3D world.

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>>5969359

>> No.5969373
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This is Yui after a few years in the moosik bizz

>> No.5969378

>>5969349
When I got fit and ripped women started looking at me differently whenever I'd go outside. No longer was I simply being ignored, or met with looks of disgust. Girls were actually checking me out now.

Pig disgusting really. I will save my virginity for a quiet, /jp/ level fujoshi. Thank you /jp/; I would have been lost without you.

>> No.5969379

>>5969370
Aromantic asexual girls are accaptable...
And 100% pure.

>> No.5969383

>>5969363
Yeah?
Please, prove it. Convince me. Do SOMETHING besides baselessly saying you're right.

>> No.5969389

>>5969360

I had a long distance relationship with a yaoi fangirl. Trust me, you will not like it.

They're extremely clingy and tend to have horrid taste but then again we were both underage at the time so I don't know about the older crowd of yaoi fangirl.

>> No.5969390

>>5969383
Continue trusting women and they eventually prove it for us.

>> No.5969395

>>5969383
see >>5969341 and >>5969349

Get out, femanon. You're too obvious. I bet you're an unvirgin, too.

>> No.5969405

>>5969395
Unvirgins are the worst people.

>> No.5969419
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I told someone how I felt about her but she didn't accept me. Right now she is probably having sex with someone I don't know. I'd still sacrifice myself for her anytime. Then again, that wouldn't mean much.

>> No.5969420

>>5969395
Your femanon and unvirgin radars are in need of repairs.
All right, fine. Those two examples don't mean all women are sluts, but I can see /jp/ either can't or doesn't want to be convinced otherwise. Or both.

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>>5969420

>> No.5969430

>>5969383
http://www.canadiancrc.com/Newspaper_Articles/Globe_and_Mail_Moms_Little_secret_14DEC02.aspx

>> No.5969439

>>5969420
What the fuck are you expecting exactly? Some kind of scientific study that proves all women are sluts? That doesn't exist. Our experience and the experiences shared by other people are what we base it on. I have never been proven wrong.

>> No.5969440

>>5969420
>doesn't want to be convinced otherwise
Even if 1% of women weren't sluts, how would we be able to discern them from the rest? And why would we do it, since we have already mastered the path of solitude without becoming ronery?

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Some sluts even write books.

>> No.5969447

women aren't sluts
they are just naturally dumb

>> No.5969450
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Magazines for women.

>> No.5969451

>>5969420
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:PRt8UzCSqUEJ:www.nomarriage.com/discussion.html

>> No.5969461

>>5969445
Year.
"Chastened"
Haha.

>> No.5969479

>>5969461
I found an interview with the author and she said that her lack of sex was voluntary, and that she still did everything else (oral, etc.). Fucking whore.

>> No.5969483

Pure girls excist just 1%.
It's called asexuality...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality

>> No.5969503

>>5969483
Even asexual girls have sex. They do it to please their partner.

>> No.5969511

>>5969483
That is not purity. If they were pure then they would voluntarily abstain from sex our of respect for themselves and for their eventual husband. Also

>Some asexuals do have sex, despite lacking a desire for it.[9]

>> No.5969519
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>AUTISM AND SEXUALITY: THE THREAD

>> No.5969525

>>5969503
>>5969511
Exactly, they aren't having sex for their own pleasure but for their partner's, which means they will never cheat on anyone and will only do it once they're sure their partner is the right person for them (the douchebags will leave them the second they hear the word "asexual"). Not sluts.

But they're just the exception that confirms the rule.

>> No.5969530

>>5969503
they won't please some random stranger they don't love...well women are unpredictable.

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>K-ON

>> No.5969539

>>5969525
I don't know. I think that they would be sluts if not for their condition. They're not making the choice of remaining pure. I'm probably just splitting hairs, though.

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>101 posts and 16 image replies omitted.

>> No.5969556

>>5969532
> !SABERfPkrs Newfriend

>> No.5969561

Does /jp/ even want to have sex? I find the idea kind of disgusting myself. I'd be content remaining a virgin.

>> No.5969572
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>>5969556
Just your friendly /sp/artan lurking and maybe posting.

>> No.5969580

>>5969561
If it was possible with 2D I gladly would.

>> No.5969586

>>5969561

>Does /jp/ even want to have sex?

hell year motherfucker.jpg

>> No.5969600

>>5969561
I hate my own sexual desire (my libido) and I am thinking about a castration.And after the castration I will some kind of asexual girl I can live with as buddies.

>> No.5969603

>>5969561
No. I'd rather lose it to the person I love, which is 2D and therefore impossible.

>> No.5969613

>>5969561
Not really. I mean I do have sexual drive but I wouldn't have sex with a 3D girl if I can help it.

>> No.5969640

>>5969561
You bet; I'd be trying out every possible thing on that poor girl.

And she would like it.

>> No.5969641

>>5969600
Try chemical castration. It's reversible if you change your mind in the future.

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:3

>> No.5969651

>>5969561
Meh, if the time comes...

Take what you want that's there and go get it.

>> No.5969665

>>5969649
>119 lb

So fat

>> No.5969671

>>5969649
Post the others

>> No.5969672

>>5969641
That's why I had in thought

>> No.5969706

>>5969649
Are there ones for the other characters? Can you post them?

I need to be more informed so I can insult the K-ONs more effectively in future threads.

>> No.5969722

>>5969706
Stop making excuses, we all know you're just a little interested in cute little girls listening to jazz.

>> No.5969724

although I hate the show and their fans I love the girls

>> No.5969725

>>5969706
you fucking like it.

>> No.5969726

If you want to have sex with 3D you don't belong on /jp/

>> No.5969729
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>>5969724

>suigin
>loving K-Ons

Son.

>> No.5969735

how to enter the 2-dimensional world?

>> No.5969736

>>5969722
ZUN!bar always pretends to be ignorant of a subject when in reality he cares. Such a tsundere.

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>>5969706

>> No.5969739

>>5969722
A girl who prefers jazz and instrumentals over any other music would be pretty rare. She definitely wouldn't be a slut.

Sluts like poppy stuff with vocals and such.

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>>5969737

>> No.5969745

>>5969649
>Good at all subjects
>Good at sports

As a writer, this is one of the biggest fucking Mary Sue I have ever seen.

>> No.5969747

>>5969737
Give me the Mio one.

>> No.5969748

Why don't any of the girls in K-ON have any breasts. Surly teenage girls in Japan have breasts.

>> No.5969754
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>>5969743

>> No.5969759

Between 30 and 50 per cent of women cheat on their partners, compared with 50 to 80 per cent of men, said Dr. Lipton, a psychiatrist with the Swedish Medical Center in Washington who last year co-wrote The Myth of Monogamy with her husband, David Barash.

...well I hate men too.But not you /jp/.

>> No.5969761

>>5969745
It's pretty common for there to be a character like that. They just usually have some other glaring flaw.

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>>5969747
Already posted.
>>5969748
They have realistic figures, unlike most anime girls.

>> No.5969769
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>>5969748

>> No.5969774

>>5969759
He is a feminist trying to make women look better. Women cheat more than men.

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>> No.5969782

>>5969748
Because the smaller the better

>> No.5969783
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>> No.5969785

>>5969776
Yui confirmed for savant

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>> No.5969788

>>5969774
It's not a "he", Dr. Lipton is a woman.

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Last one, unless any of your care about Sawa-chan.

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>>5969748
Mio and Mugi are canon tits

>> No.5969798

>>5969649
>>5969737
>>5969743
>>5969754
>>5969765
>>5969776
>>5969780
>>5969783
>Tsumugi is the only likable character.

Gee what a surprise.

>> No.5969800

>>5969649
I am ten cm taller than Mio.

And I weight the same as her. What the

>> No.5969809

>>5969739
>girl
>Good taste in music
>Beautiful looking
only possible in 2D unless she is a trap

>> No.5969817

>>5969788
Derp. I don't know how I missed that.

>> No.5969850
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Suddenly

>> No.5969855

Is it sexyama time?

>> No.5969865

"Diplozoon paradoxum are hermaphroditic flatworms that live on gills of freshwater fishes. Males and females meet each other during their juvenile stage, and their bodies completely fuse together, whereupon they remain faithful until death," Dr. Barash said. Once the two worms have fused together cross-fertilization can be permitted. "That's the only species I know of in which there seems to be 100 percent monogamy.""

I want a girl as pure as a flatworm.If reincarnation exists I want to be born again as a Diplozoon paradoxum.

>> No.5969885

>>5969865
You will never be a Diplozoon paradoxum...
sadfrog.jpg

>> No.5969887

>>5969865
I bet the female flatworms would fuse with more than one male if they were able to.

>> No.5969899

>>5969887
>Diplozoon paradoxum are hermaphroditic flatworms
>hermaphroditic
And again the only purity on earth is not in girls

>> No.5969901

>>5969774
Not really, there is another explanation for that.
Women prefer the minority of alpha cheater males over the majority of beta faithful males.
So that faithful men rarely get into relationships and therefore don't decrease the percentages for men.

>> No.5969915

>>5969899
Hermaphroditic beings are superior. And traps are one step closer to that than everything else.

>> No.5969924

>>5969915
And I bet the purity of hermaphrodic comes from the male side.

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>>5969915

>implying traps are superior

>> No.5969975

>>5969901
Makes sense. Women ruin everything.

>> No.5969990
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ITT:the purest creature in existence.

>> No.5970005

>>5969924
Of course. Do you even know an attractive reverse trap to begin with?

>> No.5970009

Hey meido, if you are out there why the fuck is this thread here? Seriously.

>> No.5970011

>>5970005
No ;_;

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>>5970009
Meido comes once a day for ten minutes and deletes a third of the board.

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>>5970023
>doubles_Ritsu.jpg
>not doubles

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>> No.5970048

>>5970031
I hope you get cancer. Reported.

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>> No.5970113

>>5970062
So moe I died.

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