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Guys, i finally figured it out why we can't go to Gensokyo. It was all so easy and we all couldn't find it because it was right in front of us.
We are all male.
Only girls and women are in Gensokyo.

>> No.5966914

But men are supposed to break through unbreakable boundaries, and go where no man has gone before!

>> No.5966917
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>> No.5966918

Rinnoske
Human village that has males
Etc

>> No.5966960

Wriggle

>> No.5966962

>>5966902
I don't know what you're talking about, I'm going there next week.

>> No.5967011

There are men in Gensokyo, OP.

The reason you can't go there is because you're too modern.

>> No.5967873

You can only got there once you've learned how to let go of your common sense.

>> No.5967882 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD,

>> No.5967937

You can only go there when you become a nopperabou.

>> No.5968691

B-but... I'm a girl and I still can't go to Gensokyo ;____;

>> No.5968738

Rinnosuke, Genji, village with males, possibly Wriggle. There are males in Gensokyo.

>> No.5968739
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obligatory

>> No.5968742

....I th-think i must...c-cut my male p-part then....

>> No.5968747

>>5968691
You're probably not pure, the only way non-pure girls can go to Gensokyo is with the help of a god.

>> No.5968748

>>5968739
I will save this... Just in case i need to do it later...

>> No.5968751

>>5968739
>chlorine gas
>Shikieiki
>Komachi
>Yuyuko

I approve.

>> No.5968752
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5968752

op can not go there because he is too much of a secondary to know any male touhou chars

>> No.5968757

If you have ever masturbated you can't go to Gensokyo

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>>5968757

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>>5968757
Well then, I'm in luck. I'll be sure to try to open the portal for all the /jp/ers.

>> No.5968773

>>5968757
I don't even wanna go there my life wouldn't be alot better or maybe worse.

>> No.5968807

So I can go? I wouldn't know as I never leave my room.

>> No.5968829

All you need to go to Gensokyo is to convince Yukari to dump you off there, potentially with any combination of the following:

a: food.
b: human goods to palm off on Rinnosuke .
c: hilarious delusions about Gensokyo that you think it is some wonderful place instead of a technologically-backwards death trap.

Then she can just gap you into the human village (if you're lucky) and you can enjoy the life of a Meiji-era Japanese peasant to your heart's content. Just don't wander around or you'll get skullfucked by Mystia and/or Wriggle.

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OLD HAG
OLD HAG
OLD HAG
OLD HAG
OLD HAG
OLD HAG
OLD HAG
OLD HAG
OLD HAG
OLD HAG
OLD HAG
OLD HAG

Nope, didn't work.

>> No.5968840

>>5968829
/jp/ Anonymous are unnatural enough to turn youkai the moment they step into Gensokyo.

>> No.5968848
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5968848

The human village has all the people it needs right now, I think I'll bring more over in another 60 years.

>> No.5968851

>>5968829
>don't wander around or you'll get skullfucked by Mystia and/or Wriggle.

That sounds like an ok way to go.

>> No.5968860

>>5968829
Mystia doesn't eat people anymore...

>> No.5968864

I'll get in to Gensokyo because I'm the defender of LOVE and JUSTICE. It's basically my ticket there. Only those pure enough can get in to Gensokyo, and it'll be my duty to smash all evil out of Gensokyo. They'll surely welcome me with open arms, I won't give up, I'll surely get to Gensokyo despite being a male.

>> No.5968876

You'd just end up getting eaten by Rumia at first sunset. Devoured by a stage one boss, how humiliating.

>> No.5968897

>>5968876
Stage ones are still youkai, possessing power quite beyond any reasonable human being. It's kinda like in D&D, you can be level 1 and have shitty stats like all 10s, but you're still above and beyond the average commoner at everything.

>> No.5968904

>>5968897
Not if you're a level 1 commoner with 10-11 stats...

>> No.5968914

>>5968876

Rumia is confirmed for being affected by her own powers and could only catch you if you deliberately walked up to her.

>> No.5968919
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5968919

If you could go to Gensokyo I know most of you would, but moving to a strange insular land stuck in the 19th century where nobody speaks your language might present some problems. Forget about the whole man-eating youkai thing. What kind of work would you do? How would you get by? To solve these problems requires the sort of effort and boldness that the typical /jp/er lacks.

>> No.5968928

>>5968904
A level 1 commoner can be killed by the common house cat by D&D rules.

>> No.5968949

Dude, you guys, just kill yourselves and you'll go to Gensokyo.

Orin is always posting here, asking you to do so.

>> No.5968965

>>5968914
Well, if it was sunset she wouldn't need to use her powers.

>> No.5968967

If you suck 500 dicks, a portal to Gensokyo will open inside of your vagina.

>> No.5968971

>>5968967

Or, you can off yourself and take the Express Checkout system.

>> No.5968977

>>5968949
This man is right, I killed myself and now I'm ballin' every day Yuyuko and Youmu. They actually have computers up here too, and I go anywhere else in Gensokyo whenever I please.

>> No.5968983

>>5968977

Another satisfied EXPRESS CHECKOUT customer!

>> No.5968994

>>5966902
Your faggotry ends now, OP.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/File:PMiSS_humanvillage.jpg

>> No.5969007

>>5968994

>PMiSS

brace for trolling

>> No.5969032

>Rinnoske
>Human village that has males
both native to gensokyo, not outsiders.

>> No.5969061

>>5969007
Please explain.

>> No.5969069

>>5969061

>PMISS says blah blah blah
>Akyu's a lying bitch
>NO SHE'S NOT
>YES SHE IS
>YOU'RE A SECONDARY
>NO YOU ARE
>NO YOU

ad infinitum

>> No.5969109

>>5969061
PMiSS has a part with Akyu saying "some of this information is pretty outdated and such despite my attempts to stay updated so I'm just going to release it here anyway."

>> No.5969192

>>5969109
>>5969069
It's still canon, so personally I'd rather believe in it until another official source contradicts it.

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>>5968919
>where nobody speaks your language might present some problems.

I'm pretty sure Yukari can speak English.

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>>5966902
Anonymous, anonymous.

How many times do I have to tell you?

YOU are Gensokyo.

>> No.5969480

>>5969474

It's not the Gensokyou on the outside that counts, but the Gensokyou INSIDE YOU.

>anon gets buttfucked by Keine and Marisa

No, wait! Not like that!

>> No.5969485

>>5969474
That's deep, man.

>> No.5969504

>>5969474
This anon is right. During the hardships of life, we all build our own Gensokyo. When the time of death comes around, we will be in the Gensokyo that we always imagined in our minds. Our inner-Gensokyo's will be unleashed when we pass away.

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>>5969485
You have Gensokyo inside. You are the true builders of the world of Gensokyo. ZUN gave you the guidelines, and you follow them everywhere, like a God with it's subordinates.

You touhourized /jp/, you touhourized a lot of games, you touhourized everything. For every time you create touhou-related stuff, you build Gensokyo.

Actually, Gensokyo is YOUR creation.

>> No.5969869

>>5969480
>Implying you don't wanna be pegged and manhandled by Marisa and Keine.

>> No.5969888

>>5969524
Man that sucks. It's like being a god and not being able to live with your creation.

...wait, is that scenario similar to something I already knew from somewhere?

Now I feel like a peeper, asshole!

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