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So I just tried anal stimulation for the first time, fingers didn't work out so I tied a condom around a pencil and used that as a makeshift dildo, it's felt awesome but my only wish was that I had something bigger.

What are you guys up to?

>> No.5949722

why do you possess a condom

>> No.5949730

>>5949722
My mom bought them for me, she had an idea I might be ordering hookers.
It's kind of weird

>> No.5949731

Worrying about the lack of two phycical Futurama movies in an otherwise complete collection.

>> No.5949750

>>5949722

Not that guy, but I have condoms. Fetish.

>> No.5949754

>>5949730
Hookers are disgusting, your mom thinks terribly of you
>I tied a condom around a pencil and used that as a makeshift dildo
Never let it be said /jp/ isn't resourceful

>> No.5949757

>>5949750
Do you know of a site that has the sizes of condoms? I would like to try some but have no idea what size.

>> No.5949762

That's small time, put a condom around a cucumber and use that instead.

>> No.5949765

>>5949718
Here's a tip bro. Go out and buy one of those big tubes of M&M Minis. Something I picked up during my high school days.

>> No.5949770

>>5949762
I don't have a cucumber, otherwise I would've, or carrots, come to think of it
I hate cucumbers, and carrots.

>> No.5949776

>>5949762
A cucumber will stretch your ass too much.

>> No.5949783

>>5949765
Just get one of anal insertions things with the handles on the end, damnit, I can't think of the name right now

>> No.5949788

>>5949770

Pickles! They even come with pleasure bumps.

>> No.5949796

/jp/ - /d/-lite

>> No.5949791

>>5949776
What?
You're obviously stretching it out with your fingers before you even jam it in.

>> No.5949798

>>5949791
I never pre-stretch when I insert things into my ass. Maybe that's why I can't fit something very big in there.

>> No.5949799

>>5949783
You mean a dildo

>> No.5949801

>>5949718
not being a faggot

>> No.5949802

i stuck a sausage up my ass once
i didn't know it was the spicey kind
cried as i pleasured myself

>> No.5949804

>>5949776
Not a small one. I assume it'd be more pleasurable than a pencil.

>> No.5949808

>>5949802
Chorizo? Linguiça?

>> No.5949815
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>>5949798
>I never pre-stretch when I insert things into my ass.

>> No.5949821

>>5949802
I tried toothpaste as a lube once. At first the gooey feeling is great. I was in the shower so it eventually got more and more slick while becoming more and more painful. My dick had that minty tingle all day. It was uncomfortable but at the same time I like it a lot.

>> No.5949822
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5949822

>>5949808
something like this
i don't know what kind it was, i didn't want to ask my friend

>> No.5949838

>>5949804
>>5949788
I got to get some of those, or just something better than a pencil.

Also swallowed my cum. Tasted sweet.

>> No.5949857 [SPOILER] 
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>>5949838
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>> No.5949858

get the Nexus vibro

>> No.5949866

/jp/ - anal insertion

>> No.5949876

A pencil is a horrible choice, what are you thinking?

I have an old electric toothbrush, it's got a better shape for the job, the handle is ribbed, and it vibrates

>> No.5949877

>>5949858
Yeah, that thing. That was the name I was trying to think of before.
Thanks Anon

>> No.5949880

>>5949815
おまえは右手で十分だ！

>> No.5949892

>>5949876
In my defense, I was in the middle of CTI and wasn't really thinking when I was looking for something to use.
Damn, I should've used like...my TV remote or something..

>> No.5949893

>>5949838
I can't describe the taste of mine. It's not overly sweet, but it's not overly bitter, salty, or sour either. If I had to compare it, I'd put it against some kind of meat. The fact that I can't easily describe it either means I need to taste more of my semen, or that the taste of my semen is just the taste of semen, like how beef tastes like beef and chicken tastes like chicken. My semen just tastes like my semen.

>> No.5949889

GTFO peter puffers

>> No.5949900

>>5949893
Eat more fruits.

Preferably, eat only fruits for a day then try.

>> No.5949902

There's so much anal stimulation stuff that's such a ripoff. Just because it's a little different all these fucking scams pop up. An anal toy should cost no more than an equivalent quality dildo.

>> No.5949903

Does anyone have any experience with >>5949858 or an Aneros?

I'm looking at the Aneros SGX because it's recommended for beginners and my body type but I'm debating on just going all out on the Eupho so I can get ahgao level orgasms.

>> No.5949906

>>5949900
I love fruit. Replacing a single day with fruits seems fun. I'll give it a try.

>> No.5949912

>>5949718

>What are you guys up to?

not playing with my butt, that's for fuckin sure

>> No.5949913

Spicy food really does make your cum taste better. I don't know what it is but it just does.

>> No.5949923

>>5949858
That Glide looks awesome, and for just 25$.
>>5949912
Thats gay

>> No.5949931

>>5949903
Do not get either, you will regret so badly spending so much on a hunk of plastic.

They have a ton of viral marketing but trust me, there are reasonably priced prostate massagers out there, look around.

For instance check this out
http://cgi.ebay.com/Euphoria-4-5-Male-G-Spot-Stimulator-Prostate-Massager-/380245850591?pt=LH_Defaul
tDomain_0

>> No.5949926

>>5949913
I also love spicy foods.

>> No.5949928

>>5949906
Go for stuff that's really juicy. Strawberries, Mangoes, Pineapples, Kiwis, etc.

Should taste better.

>> No.5949935

Holy fuck /jp/ is full of fags.

>> No.5949942
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>>5949935
How are you feeling?

>> No.5949946

>>5949906
stay away from citrus, the acid content makes it taste awful

>> No.5949955

>>5949931
Thanks, buying sex toys from ebay makes me a little wary but I'll look around

>> No.5949967

>>5949718
>What are you guys up to?
Wearing thighhighs on my recently epilated legs and listening to all the C78 albums I got off Share/thread#x/doujincore so far.

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5949970

>>5949718

>> No.5949973

>>5949935
I don't think putting things in your anus makes you gay.

>> No.5949979

>>5949973
You can pretend you're being pegged by your waifu, I guess.

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>> No.5949991

>>5949973
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.5949993

>>5949798
>>I never pre-stretch when I insert things into my ass.

Well aren't you an internet tough guy.

>> No.5949997

>>5949973
Then you're in the closet, fag.

>> No.5949998
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5949998

>>5949973
>>5949979

It's true.

So long as you don't like males.

I for one don't particularly care. Bisexuality is best.

>> No.5950001

>>5949973
I honestly don't think so either. If you consider yourself straight, then anal penetration should be taboo to you right? That just makes it exciting.

>> No.5950011

I'm not gay I just like traps and futanari and being pegged.

>> No.5950032

>>5950011
Pretty much this.

>> No.5950045

I'm not gay but I love cocks in my anus.

>> No.5950050

>>5950045
Feels good man.

>> No.5950052
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>> No.5950059

>>5949991
Prostate stimulation has nothing to do with liking cock or burly men.
Also /b/-level post, get out.

>> No.5950065

I have fantasies of getting penetrated in all holes but I'm not gay

>> No.5950063

>>5950045
>Typical Apple user

>> No.5950067

Denial, denial everywhere!

>> No.5950069

I'm all for sucking dicks but I'd never kiss a guy

>> No.5950071

Is it safe to use hair conditioner as an anal lube? I really like the texture of it more than astroglide and that sort of stuff.

>> No.5950082

>>5950071
well... the walls of your rectum rapidly absorbs any type of liquid you put in it. and anything absorbed will go straight into your blood stream. so yeah it's should be safe.

>> No.5950089
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5950089

>>5950071
That's because american lube sucks. Get yourself a bottle of Pepe

>> No.5950100

>>5950071
Don't be cheap, use real stuff. Just go steal some sex lube from your mom/dad/older brother if you don't have any money.

>> No.5950109

>>5950071
You can get drunk from a wine enema.

What do you think would happen if you drank conditioner?

>> No.5950115

>>5950071
Use it on your dick but not in your ass.

>> No.5950116

>>5950109
more like you can die from one

>> No.5950129

Alright so conditioner up the bum is a no-no.

I really wish they made a safe lube with that texture though, it's wonderful.

I've got a house to myself for a few days so I'm going kind of nuts while I can, I've got a prostate stimulator and lube on order from ebay, some stuff for crossdressing, and a few bondage toys. Hell I might use them all at once.

>> No.5950136

>>5950089
Best lube ever.

Stupid e-nls and their onaholes.

>> No.5950147

>>5950129
Now that's living, isn't it.
Enjoy my friend.

>> No.5950159

>>5950129
Invent one.

>> No.5950165
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5950165

>>5950109

>You can get drunk from a wine enema.

Chug, chug, chug...

>> No.5950175

>>5950165
The bad news is, all the alcohol goes unfiltered to your brain. So you enjoy a painful death while completely smashed.

>> No.5950232

>>5950129
>I might use them all at once.

Please, post pictures of that!

>> No.5950275

I have a Nexus Vibro and Rudeboy, Vibro is better in most cases because once it's in it stays in. And the harder you clinch the more you push it inwards. Where as with Rudeboy if you clinch you tend to push it out. That said Rudeboy is much thicker and easier to sit on while you fap in front of the computer.

Vibro is more designed for you to use while lying on the side, or tenderly loving your waifu in the missionary position.

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>>5950165

Captcha: so bromowst

>> No.5950573

/jp/ Advices for anal masturbation(guys only kxthxbye)

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