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/jp/ why do is suck progressively more the lower the difficulty in Ebodiment of the Scarlet Devil???
Easy: lose at least 1 life on every level, mid-boss, and boss until i run out
Normal: start losing lives at lvl 2 and run out by cirno
Hard: start losing lives at lvl2 boss, only lose lives at bosses until china where i lose whatever i have left...
Insane: can only make it to cirno where i again get ⑨'d

wtf is wrong with me? halp...

>> No.5948248

Hold shift for focused movement.

>> No.5948246

mother of fuck, go back to school

>> No.5948250

sounds like you suck

>> No.5948251
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5948251

>Insane

>> No.5948257

You are terrible. I thought only being able to 1CC on Normal with 4 or higher lives was terrible

but you are terrible.

>> No.5948274

I thought playing BeatMania will give me some skill in beginning Touhou.

I guess it's not for the faint of heart.

>> No.5948284

so much hate /jp/sies
D:

>> No.5948294

>>5948274

They're completely different games I'm not sure why you would think that.

>> No.5948301

>>5948284
>D:
I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE 18 MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ID COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LONG HAIRED, NO LIFE, PATHETIC, CANT EVEN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYES WHEN THEYRE TALKING TO YOU, BITCH. THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YET YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY ASS, I DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE IVE BEEN IN MORE FIGHTS THAN YOU AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ALSO HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT FAT UGLY BITCH, WHATS HER NAME JESS, SHES FUCKIN HIDIOUS. NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN. DONT THINK BECAUSE YOUR TALL PEOPLE WILL BE SCARED OF YOU, SIZE MEANS NOTHING IN A FIGHT, ITS EXPERIENCE. ID SAY YOUR BEST BET IS GOING FOR MY BALLS, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE, AND BRING A KNIFE, THAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE. YOU CAN ALSO BRING A FRIEND AND ILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES AT THE SAME TIME. WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME. IM NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A COMPLETELY HIDEOUS FAT BITCH. I DONT TALK SHIT, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WONT DO A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASH PUSSY.

>> No.5948319

>>5948301
suiging

>> No.5948322
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5948322

>>5948301

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>>5948301
D:
suiging

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5948342

>>5948301
>my face when some tripfag flips his lid

>> No.5948351

>>5948301

source on the copypasta?

>> No.5948360

>>5948351
I saw it on /fit/

>> No.5948368

>>5948301
You're pretty gutsy.

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5948381

>>5948301
think you can kick my ass? TRY ME faggot! I live in the 20th century and have TECHNOLOGY on my side! Ever hear of tasers? or lasers? I can buy that shit and fuck you up stupid.

>> No.5948397

>>5948342
Not that scandashit is anyone of any esteem, but that's obviously copypasta.

/jp/ - Clock Town - Day 3

>> No.5948407

>>5948381
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I have lasers?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful tool like lasers?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Storm Trooper, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I shot at him and he dodged my shots like I was a mere trainee. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one shot, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

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>>5948407
> I was a Storm Trooper
so what does being raped by angry carebears feel like?

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>>5948407

Oh my god

>> No.5948453

>>5948397

What the fuck is wrong with you

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>>5948453
Are you frustrated?

>> No.5948471

>>5948239
>>5948246
>>5948251
>>5948274
>>5948284
>>5948301
>>5948319
>>5948322
>>5948333
>>5948351
>>5948360
>>5948368
>>5948381
>>5948397
>>5948407
>>5948442
>>5948452
>>5948453
Reported.

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5948485

/jp/ all i wanted was touhou'an advice

>> No.5948494

>>5948485
Bomb more

>> No.5948504

>>5948466

yes because you're an idiot

>> No.5948521

>>5948504
My, that doesn't sound like a possible reason.

Your butthurt is your own fault.

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>>5948494
bomb? wtf is a bomb? this isnt a goddamn fighterjet game...

sure I'll just pull the 500lb bomb out of the bombay in marisa's broom thatll work

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5948527

>Insane
>not knowing what a bomb is

>> No.5948536

>>5948527
>same person who made those posts

>> No.5948545

Report my fucking thread? You fucking petty children. Who the fuck do you think you are to report MY thread?

Fuck, I'm going to get this place so spammed you'll be begging for me to save you. Go fuck yourselves, /jp/ , I just got a $3400 back pay I have more fucking money than you. Go FUCK yourself you stupid pieces of shit. Kill yourself. I'll rip all of your fucking heads off.

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5948547

>makes thread with ridiculous reverse difficulty claim
>always dies on cirno
>emoticon bait
>thread IMMEDIATELY becomes trolling
>claims not to know fundamentals of game like bombs
>my face when no one realizes op is troll...

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