maid cafe

[Anonymous No.]

so im going to a maid cafe for the first time. can you guys give me some pointers to get the best experience out of it. i speak very little japanese and understand it more than speak it.

[Anonymous No.]

Do NOT rape the maids! I repeat, do NOT rape the maids! That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5937939
I can't take it easy like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Go for the omlette rice with ketchup decoration

[Anonymous No.]

haha im sure that would ruin everyones day in there or maybe possibly start a new trend.....>_> haha

[五角场之无名氏 No.]

be prepared to spend for every single little "insignificant" action...

[Anonymous No.]

you mean everything is overpriced?

[Anonymous No.]

Hold "shift" for focused capitalization.

[Anonymous No.]

what if its a Tsundere Cafe should i be worried>?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5937981
Are you kidding? Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5937922
It's important to know that sex is not included in the base fee. You also have to pay extra for blowjobs.

However, you're allowed to touch asses and boobs as many times as you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5938047
I thought that prostitutes wouldn't service gaijins.

[undine No.]

well you could go to a fujoshi maid cafe
most of the people there understand english

[Anonymous No.]

so wait they are prostitutes! 0_0'' well if thats the case ill make sure to bring extra money. i thought that was only in anime... im sure they wouldn't give services like that to gaijins like me anyways...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5937971
>>5938101

Stop using emoticons.

[Anonymous No.]

fujoshi maid cafe? where is that? im in Okinawa and i was lucky to find anything Otaku-Like... its sad to say they are easily influenced by american culture....Like rap and R&B.... one time i dated this girl i thought she was really japanese but i discovered her music and its about Ludacris....>_> i discovered the maid cafe when it was closed in the city so im going today.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't.

You have to pay out the ass for everything. If you look foreign, they'll also go the extra mile to make you feel awkward as fuck in font of everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5938101
It's fine, but you'll have to use a condom.
Japanese can pay extra to do it without one, but that option is usually not offered for gajin.

If you're not interested it that then just go with the "basic" service pack, which includes touching and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5938155
Right...cause only foreigners have STDs. Seriously are Japanese people really that xenophobic? I can't imagine any of them giving me an attitude when I'm a freaking giant compared to them.

[Anonymous No.]

[undine No.]

>>5938155
>touching and cuddling
how much does it cost?

[Anonymous No.]

So how do I find Japanese prostitutes? I'm planning a trip...

[五角场之无名氏 No.]

ask around for back alley massage parlors
they give happy endings

[Anonymous No.]

>>5938295
Do you really need prostitutes when you're going to Japan? I mean every country has slutty girls that bang foreigners because they're all alien and strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5938339
I'd much rather bang a slutty girl than a prostitute, truth be told. Who knows how well Japanese sluts pick up on the fact that I'm a lonely butthurt virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

If you can't speak that much Japanese, it won't be that great of an experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5938405
Japanese women are supposedly desperate to cheat on their husbands and schoolgirls regularly fuck older guys in exchange for a nice evening or a gift.

Just work on suppressing your outwardly visible butthurt / misogyny or whatever and you're in there.

[Anonymous No.]

well thanks for the advice im sure i will have a good time either way...