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5919730 No.5919730 [Reply] [Original]

I-i-i-it's not like I like you anon! It's just you'll catch a head cold otherwise! Idiot!

>> No.5919742

Don't worry, I can take care of myself.

>> No.5919736

Ay dios mio un duende!

>> No.5919745

I'm generally okay with fanon stuff but this Alice being tsundere just takes it too far from the original character...

>> No.5919750

>>5919745
Not really.

>> No.5919744

Why would I catch a cold from not having my head on your lap?
That's ridiculous
Are you retarded?

>> No.5919755

QUALITY THREAD.

>> No.5919958
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>> No.5919975
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5919975

Oh, I didn't know trash could be magically transformed into a human. The magician who made you must be pretty experienced!

>> No.5919979

>>5919958

The tiny Shanghai in this image makes it hilarious for me.

>> No.5919985

>>5919958
I don't know the origin of this but I love it.

>> No.5919991

>>5919975
OH I GET IT IT'S BECAUSE HE'S A NIGGER RIGHT
L
M
A
O

>> No.5919993

what's the matter alice? shit yourself again?

>> No.5920014

>>5919975

Come over here and I'll show you another kind of magic I can do with my pants off.

>> No.5920019

The biggest disadvantage to being into 2d is that they can never clean out your ears for you. Realistic android waifus can't be invented fast enough.

>> No.5920032

>>5919975
I love villains who can insult you in ways that make you smile.

>> No.5920031
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>>5920014
Okay, now what happens?

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5920046

>>5920031

>> No.5920047

>>5920031
Do you samefag this kind of responses, arc? Because jesus christ, I'm fucking tired of this pseudo-roleplay crap.

>> No.5920070

>>5920047
isn't it obvious?

>> No.5920089
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5920089

Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai,

Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai,

Furansu Horrand Shibeto Kyoto Rondon Russia Oreans!

>> No.5920100

>>5920089
Shanghai Alice?

>> No.5920108 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>>5920046

>> No.5920111

>>5920089

what are you doing shanghai

you can't do that you aren't even human

>> No.5920115

>>5920100
DO HO HO.

>> No.5920125

>>5920108

you, sir, are hilarious

>> No.5920139

>>5920111
it's okay because Alice is not human as well.

>> No.5920170

>>5920089
Countries or cities? Make up your mind!

>> No.5920185

I hate this stereotype of Alice.
She's antisocial and cold/distant.

>> No.5920195

>>5919730
Where's the Mugen shop?

>> No.5920203
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>>5920108
Oh god, arc just turned into noob saibot

>> No.5920223

>>5920195
It didn't was posted?
I fucking hate you captcha, ruining my post.

>> No.5920231

>>5920170
I'd assume it's the name of places where there are dolls that bear their name. (i.e 京人形、オランダ人形)

>> No.5920240

>>5920185
>stereotype
>one person
Get out.
Normally I only say that to people posting furries or stuff that shits up other boards besides /jp/ but this time, your just too fucking retarded to have the right to post to /jp/ let alone 4chan.

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>>5920031
>>5920046
>My face when they don't have the same IP address

>> No.5920264

>>5920241
my face when you imply you can see IPs.

>> No.5920268

>>5920240
>your just too fucking retarded

>> No.5920269

>>5920240

>your retarded

Uh oh spaghettios

>> No.5920275

>>5920269
>spaghettios

>> No.5920292
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5920292

>>5920275

>> No.5920294

>>5920292
Reported for guro

>> No.5920337

Arc is the only fun tripfag.

>> No.5920373

>>5920292
Fuck. Now I have to go out to the corner store and buy some Spaghettios.

>> No.5920378

>>5920292
Those things give me a headache

>> No.5920861

>>5919730
Putting your head on Alice's lap would suck since your nose would be pretty close to her vagina which probably smells all musty and smelly like an unwashed orifice overused by vibrators by a lonely girl

>> No.5920869

>>5920861
lololol xD. Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.5920875

>>5920869
Frustrated or something?

>> No.5920906

>>5920861
Not to mention she leaks poop etc.

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>> No.5920942

>>5920930

EPIC WEEN!!! XD

>> No.5920958

>>5920930
LOL!!!!!MAKE A EPIC DEMOTIVATER WITH THIS FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.5920967

>>5920942
>>5920958
More annoying than the thing you're replying to.

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>>5920967
TROLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.5920990

>>5920958
>>5920984
oh god that actually made me laugh, thanks /jp/.

>> No.5921194

>>5920942
>>5920958
>>5920967
>>5920984
>>5920990
Thread derailed.

That's it, I'm outta here.

>> No.5921231

>>5921194
bumping a almost 1 hour dead QUALITY thread? Yeah, please get out.

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