/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What a fine day we have today, Gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912712
.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912712

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest, /jp/. You find this outside your front door.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912873

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912873
I would help her into my house and take care of her.

Alternatively I wake up and make a thread about it on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912873
Pick her up, carry inside, clean her up, hug her. Help her over her hard time, make her my wife.

Just as planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912873
Tell her to GTFO my lawn.

[Adolf Hitler No.]

I think we all all forgetting that she can read our minds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912873
Think about raping her to scar her more
Then help her

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912893
This except the wife part. And if she's too hurt I'd obviously take her to the hospital

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912886
Liegen lassen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912897
Look at her third eye's...uh...tentacles. No mind reading for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912873
Take her in, give her some water, let her use the bathroom to clean herself up and the telephone to call the police. Then think to myself, "I'm glad at least she is safe, even after this mess", knowing she can read the thought and have her broken heart warmed a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912892
>>5912893
>>5912903
>>5912917

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912897
Not anymore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912896
>>5912898

[Anonymous No.]

It's a show she put up to test if your worthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912873
I hope she can't read my mind anymore because that would be awful.

[Joseph Stalin No.]

Bring her in, get her in a Soviet uniform, teach her about communism, and give her a rifle and a free hammer and sickle.

[Anonymous No.]

I am proud of you /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912873
Sloppy seconds.

Also strip her and steal her clothes so I can dress up like a little girl and fap later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912951

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912712
First smell the air, enjoying the smell of everythign in there. After a deep breath, I carry her in, she, upon reading my ind will protest but settle down because she knows I am all she's got at that moment. Take her to the bathroom and let her clean herself up while I put her clothes to the washing machine, and break out laughing maddly at the cruelity but humour of the situation unnerving and scaring her even more. Then give her a blanket orsomethign she can wear while the clothes dry. Maybe ask if she want's to watch a good horror movie while grinning like an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912942
Your ass is showing.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd constantly be trolling the shit out of Satori by thinking to myself EAUGH OH GOD WHAT IS THAT SHIT STUCK IN HER TEETH!?!

and giggle when she tries to pick at a nonexistent piece of spinach.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be honest, /jp/. You find this outside your front door. What do you do?
Close the front door. Sorry, but it's going to be complicated if I don't. I just want to go on with my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912992
...stop looking at it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912991
>Upon reading my mind she will protest

You mean "tear me apart with danmaku", right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913011
Too bad danmaku don't work outside the border brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913006
That's really selfish, anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913011
Magic don't exist, silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913015
She is a Youkai, even if she looks cute she has the strength of a bear. Should be no problem to just rip your spine out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913021
>Implying Touhous don't use magic/ aren't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913027
Koishi says she is a terrible fighter, and that nonsense about youkai having unlimited more power then a human as been shown to be a load of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913021
Keep telling yourself that, Vernon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913032
If she's lying raped outside my door, then yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913027
Too bad she loosk liek she can't really pull that strenght out at the moment described in the picture

[No.]

>>5912873
Ask who the culprit is, grab a shotgun and go to find the culprit.

If it was you, anon, get ready for the worst. Don't worry, I promise you it won't hurt. Not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913015
You realize the fighting games don't have the danmaku rules in place right? They can still blast you with stuff.
>>5913006
Really? Couldn't you at least drive her to the hospital or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913037
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

Taking a youkai to a hospital would not be a good idea. They'd figure out she's non-human in minutes, and then all hell breaks loose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913048
I don't have a car and I don't know where the nearest hospital is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5912958
Heilige Scheiße!
Das sieht gefährlich aus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913042
I don't know if you would have any strength if you just got overpowered and shoved a big dick into one of your holes for 10 minuts or so.
>>5913037
We are not talking about Suika or someone else but she is stronger than your average /jp/ guy. Such a guy should pose no threat to her and can be disposed of very quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

As an important note, I live in a dorm. There's 31 more people who use that front door. Even if they don't, plenty of cars are passing by here. Someone else can do it.

[No.]

>>5913074
Coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913069
You will never get overpowered and shoved a big dick into one of your holes for 10 minutes or so ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

liebe schmerz!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913086
Huh, really? I thought I was already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913074
That's better, I guess. I thought you were just going to leave her out to die.
>>5913087

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913074
Someone needs to present who knows what they're dealing with. You don't want them to dispose off the read parasitic eye monster that's on her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913048
>>5913069
Why the fuck should I even care about dangerous disgusting youkai then? She needs to be exterminated. They guys didn't quite finish their work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913090

[Anonymous No.]

I reckon it be better to put her out of her misery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913101
Don't worry. If the other people agree with me (and past incidents show the average person does), that's what going to happen anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm afraid she would kill me in a fit of post-traumatic stress. At most I'd drag her inside and put her in the shower and leave her there until she came out on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913136
After a while, she still hasn't returned, and you go check on her. She lies there dead, with burns all over her body, and as you feel the water, you notice it's scalding hot. You regret leaving her alone there even though she was not in a clear state of mind, and lapse into a depression...
BAD END

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913171
Hah, this would imply that she knows how to operate a shower. I doubt this would be the case.

[No.]

>>5913171

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913133
Which is why you need to step up to the plate and help her! Be a man, anonymous! Be a hero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913171
And nothing of value was lost. Normal end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913184
Or it would imply she doesn't, turns it on at max heat accidentally, and is unable to turn it off again. She realizes the water is getting dangerously hot way too late, and because of the bad condition of her body, she fails to escape in time, and the water burns her until she dies from the shock.

...all because you made such an irresponsible decision...you caused the death of such an innocent being, in such a gruesome way...

[No.]

あなたの罪を、匿名後悔している！

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is steadily getting worse.
Please don't hurt Satori. She's never done anything bad to anyone.

[Erwin Rommel No.]

ENOUGH. I SHALL BRING HER IN AND MAKE HER MY MY WIFE.

[No.]

Damn you /jp/! Now I feel the urge of watch some HNK while listen to Slipknot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913211
Come on. She might be innocent, true. But what would she do if she lived anyways? I doubt Satori is very cute nor charismatic, and take into accout that she got her third eye dismembered... Ehh why should I care about her again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913229
>slipknot

[No.]

>>5913234
Do you have problems with my tastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913229
>Hokuto No Ken FUCK YEAR!
>....Slipknot

Get the fuck out. You should feel ashamed for saying Slipknot while speaking of Hokuto No Ken in the same sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913230
The eye will heal. Youkai regeneration, remember?
But for awhile, she'll be practically blind. She'll be able to function as a human, but not as a satori...and she has no experience with being a human. Not to mention the whole rape trauma thing.

Why should you care?
Why shouldn't you care? She right there, on your doorstep, scared and alone. She needs YOUR help.
Not your neighbors, not your dorm-mates, yours.

[No.]

>>5913248
Oh, then I shouldn't tell you that when I play touhou, I low the volume of the game and put heavy metal instead.

Oh wait, I already told you.

And what's the problem with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913230
>I doubt Satori is very cute nor charismatic
You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913254
Alright Anon. I'll be brave and do my best to take care of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913277
Too late. She has already died because of your irresponsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913307
Different anon, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913276
I got the feeling she was some kind of shut in, and she got the worst in game art ever.
And I'm not the monster.

>>5913307
Maybe it was for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913254
Great logic there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913258
NICHT SCHLAGEN!
DU TUST DEM YUKKURI WEH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913276
She is described as almost the Gensyoko equivalent of a crazy cat lady, who can't get along with anything, but animals. Also not to mention that she as the same blank look while she constantly finishes your sentences either on impulse or just to be a bitch is neither cute or charismatic.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, first thing's first, that eye needs to be reattached post-haste.

Depending on how hard she struggles, some sedation may be required during the regeneration process.

Also see if we can get a rape kit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913331
Hating someone based solely on race is bad, anonymous. Satori's done nothing wrong. No human eating, no soul stealing, nothing.

[有希・長門~~ヽ（ ＾ω＾）ﾉ ｻｸｾｽ !f/akPANTSU No.]

>>5913331

In my opinion I actually found her in-game art to be some of the most attractive.

But. I like weird shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913337
It's beats the "someone else will do it" logic that everyone seems to have.

[No.]

>>5913338
Shut up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913341
There is a reason why nobody in the underground likes the inhabitants of Chireiden, and they are only tolerated because they volunteered to do the dirty work while everyone else has a good time. Isn't it sad Satori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913347
>No human eating, no soul stealing, nothing.
Prove it.

>>5913358
No, not really. It's just normalfag logic - "BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DO THE RIGHT SHIT".

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913383
Innocent until proven guilty.

If normalfag logic means not leaving a rape victim to die on your doorstep, then a normalfag I am.
The bystander effect is very, very real anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913363
Vorsicht!

[No.]

>>5913460
Alright!

If fight is what you want...

[Anonymous No.]

SOMETHING powerful enough to rape Satori might still be out there. Do you feel safe, anon?

[No.]

>>5913460
FIGHT IS WHAT YOU WILL HAVE!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913440
>Innocent until proven guilty.
That doesn't work that way in most situations. In fact, it only works in some courts.

That means you should get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913475
Du hast keine Chance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913440
I know I'd probably just leave her there. One morning, several years back, I saw a woman slip and fall when I was walking to my school. She must have hit her head or something, because she didn't get up. I walked up to her and she lay there with her eyes closed.

I was the only one who saw her fall as far as I could tell.

I didn't call an ambulance, nor did I attempt to talk to her or get help from anyone else. I just walked away.

Does that make me a bad person?

[No.]

>>5913460
Now, Koishi. You and me, here and now. Let's do this!

[No.]

>>5913484
JAOOOOO!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913483
Well, it works in this situation.
When did you hear about Satori eating people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913486
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913486
She died because of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913486
That was just some 3d slut.
This is totally different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913544
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913486
I once encountered a man who had slipped in a gas station. He had fallen backwards in one of the aisles and nobody noticed. Blood was pooling in one of his eyes and although he was breathing, he wouldn't respond to me. I alerted the station attendants who then called the ambulance. I got a drink and left. I still wonder what happened to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913497
>>5913506
Pass auf!
Ich habe scharfe Zähne!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913557
Anonymous in real life? Truly, I wish I could give you a handshake.

[No.]

>>5913544
Tell me you are just kidding.

No, now serious, you must be kidding.

It was a human being, like you. You didn't had even the urge to try to help her, call an ambulance or something? Seriously, dude, you are a monster.

You don't even have to tell them you saw what happen, you just have to call and tell them you found a body on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913557
It's not like you're supposed to become his doctor. You did all you could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913575
I don't care about 3D sluts but if this happened to Satori I'd help right away.
Also, you misread my post, it didn't happen to me.

[No.]

>>5913570
Look out! I have a bright blue power aura on my body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913575
It was just a useless piece of flesh, that will die anyway sooner or later with no ill effects on the universe. So it all doesn't matter.

[No.]

>>5913594
Dude, that can happen to you too one day. What if other people thinks you're another 3DPD and decide not to help you and leave you there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913609
I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913601
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913609
If it happens to me, tough. I'm not expecting anyone to help anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I once, from my window, saw a man lying on the courtyard of the building complex next to mine. That was at least a hundred yards away I had some trouble determining his exact state, but he sure wasn't moving. As I pondered whether to leave the safety of my apartment, scale the fences and go check him out some old ladies found him.

[No.]

>>5913620
Your danmaku sure is powerfull. But Hokuto Shinken is invincible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913641
Ich kann eine Geheim-Technik die kein Touhou kennt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913688
In der Grundschule habe ich zusammengesetzte Wörter auch mit Bindestrich geschrieben.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5913641
If Kenshiro was a playable character, he has no hitbox at all