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5908853 No.5908853 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, where is Yukari's favorite place to buy books?

Borders

>> No.5908865

Marisa saw the pirate ship heading toward Japan. She decided to stop it with her magic, so she flew on over, and thought she should stop it without killing the pirates if possible. She flew around the top of the ship, and realized that she could probably stop their movement if she destroyed the mast. But what if they had backup rowers? So she snuck in and went down inside the ship, and she saw a huge stockpile of gunpowder, and some flints beside it. If she sparked the gunpowder she could destroy the whole ship, but that would kill all the pirates.

But as the ship approached the port, she knew she had to make her choice now.

Mast, or spark.

>> No.5908869

>>5908853

We've heard this joke before many times.

Now, a story that may or may not be cool:
I was in the Borders Bookshop nearby my house one time, and there was a blonde, middle-aged white woman there in a purple dress, with huge breasts.

She was wearing shades, so I couldn't tell what colour her eyes were. I fervently hope they weren't purple, or I just messed up my big chance to talk to Yukari.

>> No.5908882

Sakuya was dusting, and Remilia ordered her to dust out the clock tower. Sakuya was like "no way, that tower is just way too dusty! I'm not going to dust it!" And Remilia was like "yeah you are going to dust it, or you're fired!" And Sakuya said "then how about a duel to settle this? If you win, I'll dust the clock tower. And if I win I don't have to." And Remilia accepted the terms of the duel.

Needless to say,Sakuya cleaned Remilia's clock.

>> No.5908892

>pun thread
NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT EASY?

>> No.5908898

>>5908869
Was she wearing a silly hat?

>> No.5908946

Yamame so fat when she carried Kisume down the streets of old hell Yuugi came out and said "I'm sorry little miss but the float parade isn't until next week"

>> No.5908961

>>5908898

She was, actually, which disturbed me even more. She also was carrying picture books for children.

I would have gone up and asked her if she was shopping for books for Chen, but it was broad daylight, she was in a line for the cashiers, and I didn't want all the other people to think I was trying to get laid

>> No.5908965
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5908965

>>5908865
>>5908882
I've heard these 2
But >>5908853
My god

>> No.5908985

>>5908961

>I didn't want all the other people to think I was trying to get laid

Don't ever change, /jp/.

>> No.5908992

Yo momma is so old, even Yukari said "Dayum!"

>> No.5909001

>>5908985

She was old enough to be my mother, I really didn't want people to come to conclusions. Even if she was smoking hot.

>> No.5909003

>>5908961
>and I didn't want all the other people to think I was trying to get laid
With a 3D Yukari standing right before you, I'm surprised this is all it took to stop you from talking to her, Arc.

>> No.5909017

>Yukari
>buy

>> No.5909030

>>5909003

Not with how you guys make Touhous into bringers of instant death I would not. From what /jp/ says, she might have gapped into space.

>> No.5909039

>>5909030

Gapped ME into space, I mean. That escaped.

>> No.5909155

YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO, BUT YOU CAN'T TUNA FIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!!!!!!!!!

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