[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
[SPOILER] No.5908695[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

/jp/, you are in 'possession' of your waifu.

Only problem is that she is of this meager size. Wat do?

>> No.5908711

Eat her. Fuck yes free meal!

>> No.5908707

I'd be okay with this, I guess.

>> No.5908716
File: 30 KB, 400x400, 1281244427626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5908716

Perfect.

>> No.5908720
File: 18 KB, 400x400, 1277955661824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5908720

Pet her and let her ride around on my head and stuff.

>> No.5908721

Put her on my erection and walk around the house.

She could pull my dick left and right to make me corner.

When we get tired of that, I'd then browse /jp/ and let her recline on my dick like it's a couch.

>> No.5908724

Now that's what i call.

Fun Size

>> No.5908725

Keep her in an aquarium on my shelf, I guess. Keep her healthy with a diet of leftover cup noodles and beer.

>> No.5908727
File: 26 KB, 640x480, SR_phornikiss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5908727

Perfect. That's how she actually is anyways.

>> No.5908799

use her as my anal dildo

>> No.5908808

>Wat do

Fuck off.

>> No.5908811
File: 63 KB, 283x345, 9302877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5908811

overthrow our giant oppressors

>> No.5908815

It's like some kind of /jp/ meets Indian in the Cupboard thread.

>> No.5908818

Oh god... there are so many good ideas in this thread!

I feel like my waifu would be a little too shy to be interested in exploring my asshole, though, and I am worried that she would be afraid of my comparatively giant dick...

But, if I could convince her, I would get her to reach inside and stimulate the opening of my urethra.

>> No.5908832

>>5908695
Look at those anachronisms she's wearing.

>> No.5908837

>>5908720
Oh god, this.

>> No.5908838

>>5908818

I would just get Tiny Kogasa to french-kiss my urethral opening until dinner is served.

>> No.5908846
File: 54 KB, 248x274, kogasablush.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5908846

>>5908838
No way, that's gross!

>> No.5908856

>>5908838
...tripfag just stole my idea!

>> No.5908901

>>5908838
Damnit, I was gonna say that, tiny blowjob moe~
Also uthera-fingering...erm...fisting?

>> No.5908908

>>5908846

No, it's not. Here, I'll do it to you first so you can see I'm not lying
.

>> No.5909014

Breed her

>> No.5909020
File: 53 KB, 245x274, kogasapanic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5909020

>>5908908
Ewwww! Don't, don't!

>> No.5909022

What would happen if you dribble some of your normal semen into her womb? Would she explode when she gets pregnant?

>> No.5909026 [SPOILER] 
File: 59 KB, 448x633, 32262__448x_palmtop-tiger-taiga-aisaka-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5909026

Pic related.

>> No.5909028

>>5909022

I imagine sperm would be these huge, wriggling, snake-like monsters to her.

>>5909020

tasty Kogasa is tasty~

>> No.5909095
File: 64 KB, 248x273, kogasanyeh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5909095

>>5909028
I am not! Go away, weirdo!

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action