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5907726 No.5907726 [Reply] [Original]

I hear this website has been spreading awful rumors about the glorious head of the Ushiromiya house. Is this true?

>> No.5907732
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5907732

No she's cute.

>> No.5907738
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>>5907732
"She," you say? As I thought, awful rumors...

>> No.5907745

That's an incredibly hot dress to have promiscuous sex with Kinzo in

>> No.5907746
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>>5907738

You're too cute to be a boy

>> No.5907751
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>>5907745

>> No.5907758
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5907758

Toocutetoocutetoocute

>> No.5907764

Natsuhi is pure

>> No.5907767
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5907767

Totally the cutest

>> No.5907771
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5907771

This whole thread has been reported to Father.

>> No.5907775

I wish every character had a witch or Ushiromiya head form

>> No.5907778
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5907778

I just want to give her a hug

>> No.5907786

Uh, I hate to tell you this Natsuhi, but, well, it seems like your daughter bats for the other team....

>> No.5907794
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>>5907786
That is most troubling. As a leader figure to the student body, she should play for the school's home side. Though I do not remember her being involved in any sports team.

>> No.5907823

>>5907794
I believe that's not what he wanted to say, apparently your daugther well ... she gets along with other girls way too much...

>> No.5907839
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>>5907823
As I thought. She is spending too much time with her friends. No doubt the cause of her dropping grades. The school environment should be stricter. I should talk to the other parents about this.

>> No.5907841
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Know what Natsuhi? Kinzo never liked you! you were like furniture to him!. Your husband is useless, totally unwhorty of being the succesor of the head, and you fit him well as his stupid wife! kyahahahaha!!!!
What's wrong biiiitch? got another one of those convenient headaches?
Kukuku, why don't you just give up and die already...!!!

>> No.5907856

>>5907839
No, Natsuhi, she's... well, she's much closer to girls than she is to boys. Much, MUCH closer...

>> No.5907861
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>>5907841
Eva, we are in public, must you make a scene? Please act as the third ranked in the Ushiromiya family should. Father will not like it if he hears you have been representing him like this!

>> No.5907881
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>>5907856
That is good to hear. Jessica should not be distracted too much by boys at this important age, especially not common boys from her school. She was raised too well for that. We have an excellent candidate for her in mind when she is ready. As a leader however, she should be able to get along with boys well in a professional sense. I will have her practice with the younger male servants.

>> No.5907885 [DELETED] 

>>5907841
OKAA-SAAAN I'M RETURNING HOME!!

>> No.5907889
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5907889

OKAA-SAAN I'M RETURNING HOME!!

>> No.5907891

>>5907881
Your daughter is a lesbian.

>> No.5907890

>>5907881
>younger male servants
>IMPLYING YOU HAVE ANY

>> No.5907899

>>5907881
I wonder, what do you mean with profesional sense? Don't you think it could be dangerous if your daughter got a crush with that young fella?

>> No.5907901

>>5907861
>Father
Ha don't kid your self you stupid whore your nothing but a worthless womb.

>> No.5907904

Roleplaying aside, that's fanmade and not a sprite from EP7, righT?

>> No.5907906
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sorry I was here before. I killed my daughter's imaginary friend and I'm THE BEST MOM EVER.

>> No.5907910

>>5907904
Yeah, we still don't have nothing about ep7, but this edit is pretty nice.

>> No.5907916
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>>5907904
There's no way we could have sprites from episode 7 yet.

>> No.5907919
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>>5907904
It's fanmade.

>> No.5907925

Hello there, Maelstrom-Fenrir.

>> No.5907932
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>>5907890
I'm sorry? The Ushiromiya family is rather well off, we do have many servants.
>>5907891
I am beginning to doubt your sources after you have told me so many strange things. Lesbianism is an interesting concept, but a myth. There are no women who would act so indecently, much less women of high class families.
>>5907899
In the business world, Jessica will have to learn to treat men with professionalism. ...I have heard Jessica can occasionally resort to violence, and I have confiscated a certain kind of weapon from her various times, but I do not believe she is so inept in her communication with men that she would resort to that. I would have to compensate the servant in that case.

>> No.5907933

>>5907919
But damn, it looks nice.

>> No.5907940

Uryuu~ I heard we were having a party!Is Maria onee-chan here?

>> No.5907941
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and again, IM THE BEST MOM EVER.

>> No.5907947
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>>5907941
Uryuu~ it the black witch!!

>> No.5907952

>>5907932
Somebody say it in red for this poor girl.

>> No.5907955
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5907955

Everybody chill the fuck out, i got this.

>> No.5907981 [DELETED] 

>>5907932
>>/rs/Your_daughter_is_a_lesbian.

>> No.5907977

>>5907955
>Godha as Game Master
MAKE THIS HAPPEN R07

>> No.5907989

>>5907941
>>5907940
>>5907947
Samefag detected.

>>5907726
That edit is glorious, 556.

>> No.5907999

>>5907932

You look awesome!

>> No.5908005
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>>5907955
Yes, please take care of it. I will have to report this. The rumors are far worse than I feared.

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>>5907955
oh noes it's the magicial gohda chef

>> No.5908009

>>5907932
I heard your husband is a genius in the business world

>> No.5908016

>>5908005
>>>/rs/Your_daughter_is_a_lesbian

If this fails I give up

>> No.5908029

'Sup baby killer?
Your favorite season is autumn, isn't t?

>> No.5908033
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>>5907932
You have a choice
Either your daughter is a lesbian but her love is unrequited
or
She is in a love love relationship with one of your male servants.
Pic related

>> No.5908042
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5908042

W-why are you so hot, Natsuhi? My panties are getting wet for you...

>> No.5908045
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>>5908029
Fall?!

>> No.5908051

>>5908042

This.

>> No.5908058

>>5907989
you failed, I did only the ROSA one. not the Sakutaro ones.

>> No.5908066

>>5908033
I'd probably be fine with her being in a relationship with a servant.

But furniture? Fucking crossing the line, she better lez out.

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>> No.5908099

How the fuck you didn't notice Kanon was Shannon, Natsuhi?

>> No.5908127
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I have spilled my seed to your image many a time, Natsuhi. How does it feel to be adored so by members of the opposite sex?

>> No.5908140

I just noticed Natsuhi has that red gradient hair.
Battler confirmed for Natsuhi and Rudolph's illegitimate child

>> No.5908183

>>5908140
original hair color is usually shown on the roots, not the tips.

>> No.5908198

>>5908140
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/705918/blonde_hair-brown_hair-comic-dress-gradient_hair-m
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/645775/april_fools-blonde_hair-brown_hair-dress-formal-hu

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>>5908140
Makes sense, Rudolf is very promiscuous and it would give meaning to Rudolf's confession and why he was going to be killed(by Kyrie). Also explains how Natsuhi got pregnant.(Kraus was the impotent one) This would also mean the Jessica and Battler are most likely twins, and further explains why they are so similar in personality.

>> No.5908417

>>5908391
Because a person's personality is decided by a person's genes.

>> No.5908467

>>5908391

Twins don't necessarily have similar personalities

>> No.5908518

>>5908467
>>5908391
Most definitely twins, unless they are samefags like shkanontrice

>> No.5908648

>>5908391
not really, because if Battler was Natsuhi's son, she should've know that two babies went out of her bodies.
no clues were presented she had twins!

>> No.5908669

>>5908648
>born around the same time as Jessica
>questionable who Battler's actual mother is
>Natsuhi had problems getting a baby with Kraus pointing to Kraus being impotent
There are plenty of clues, you're a retard.

>> No.5908682

>>5908669
The doubt over Battler's mother does not become a clue that Natsuhi is his mother, it doesn't work like that.

>> No.5908685

>>5908669
There are no clues suggesting that Natsuhi or Krauss were involved with baby switch.

>> No.5908694

>>5908669
you're the retard.
burn around the same time, ok fine.
and maybe Jessica is Rudolf and Natushi's child, but Battler and she are not TWINS, maybe brothers.
it's diffeferent.

>> No.5908705

>>5908694
*born

>> No.5908718

>>5908682
>>5908685
If you discard that as proof then you might as well discard the proof pointing to Kyrie as it's just about the same. Are you implying that Battler just came into being out of thin air?

>> No.5908754

>>5908718
there are more clues for Battler being Kyrie's Battler than being Natushi's, that's for sure.

>> No.5908772

>>5908718
It's not 'proof' a proper clue actually has to lead you somewhere. Doubt over Battler's birth, or the fact Jessica was born around the same time, how is this proof for Natsuhi being Battler's mum? The clues don't lead you there at all, you're just speculating.

>> No.5909254

they'd have to be twins, i really doubt krauss even as dumb as he is would overlook his wife being pregnant twice in about what is max 2 years?

>> No.5910156

>>5909254

He was busy with the moon

>> No.5910961

redtext says natsuhi was pure and faithful.

so, not a slut who would put out for someone else than her husband.

>> No.5910970
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5910970

>post absurd theory out of the blue to make people laugh
>the day after people are still discussing it seriously
>other people actually present clues as for why it's a solid theory
sometimes Umineko scares me

>> No.5913173

>>5910961

Rape?

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