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>> No.5905575

Not a lesbian ect.

>> No.5905574

Because reported.

>> No.5905576
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5905576

NAZE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.5905577

Because I'm Batman.

>> No.5905578

because I do ot want to go near somethign that smells liek dead fishes and loosk like a burnscarred airy buldog eating mayonaise

>> No.5905580 [DELETED] 

>my face when I have a girlfriend

>> No.5905581

Because I want to be the girl. Also 3D.

>> No.5905587

All you need is a waifu.

>> No.5905589
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5905589

I have a girlfriend

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>5905589
you don't belong here

>> No.5905594

I guess that would be "why don't you have a boyfriend?" for me, but really, do you even have to ask?

Having a significant other, regardless of gender, is a hassle. You sometimes have to do what they want to do (even when it isn't what you want). You have to spend time with them, and do the things they like.

If they're a normalfag, that means spending half your day in torture dealing with normalfag things that you don't want to do.

If they're shut-ins like us... what's even the point of a relationship? It's not really that practical to read VNs with another person.

>> No.5905597

Because it's hard to find an 140IQ counterpart of mine

>> No.5905600

>>5905594

To add to that, this is why "2D waifus" are superior. They don't make demands of you, they don't insist on going out to the mall to meet friends, and they don't bitch at you when you screw up.

>> No.5905603

What would you do if you woke up and found this written in blood on your bathroom mirror?

>> No.5905606

>>5905603

I would go get a sponge.

>> No.5905605

Because the girl I found that I seem to have almost ridiculously strong feelings for isn't on much. I swear to you I shall have you no matter what it takes. NO MATTER WHAT... cept murder because killing is wrong and... that would only serve to scare you away.

>> No.5905604

The real question is, why would anyone want a girlfriend.

>> No.5905614

because anyone has been really far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like girlfriend

>> No.5905616

Because I'm an absolutely horrible human being with a shitty personality, lackluster appearance, no relevant wage nor particularly high social status to speak of.
My attractiveness to the other sex is thus pretty much below zero.
I though we already went over this.

>> No.5905618

Because my hand won't complain.

>> No.5905626 [DELETED] 
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5905626

>My face when people think replying to this thread while saging is a good idea
>My face when you shouldn't fucking reply at all
>My face when idiots have no self control and feel the need to blog in a troll thread even though they are anonymous
>My face when everyone in this thread needs to be banned

>> No.5905630 [DELETED] 

>>5905626
The irony of this post is dazzling.

>> No.5905633

>>5905626

does that include you?

>> No.5905632

>>5905626
>posts consisting entirely of greentext

No, Anonymous, you are the cancer.

>> No.5905631

>>5905626
your face when all but the banned part is true, there's no point in banning anymore just deleting the threads till they get too pissed to start em anymore

>> No.5905634

>>5905573
Because they don't want me. I have been asked out by 4 girls actually. Never went because they were some ugly fatties.
Just my luck.... I would like to have a crazy yandere loli, but that will never happen...so i'll just sit in my apartment and die slowly inside ;___;

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>>5905603
Or maybe more like this.

>> No.5905649

I'm not lesbian, I'm a girl.
I don't have boyfriend tho.

>> No.5905655

I've had many over the years - one very serious, we had a kid and were going to get married. I just don't want to go back to all that these days, I'm happy now

>> No.5905656

The only girlfriend I would be interested in is one that doesn't want a boyfriend, or any friend for that matter.

It's quite the conundrum.

>> No.5905657

>>5905649
want one? lol j/k but seriously if you're 18+ years of age and within a healthy weight range.... want one?

>> No.5905662
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5905662

I'm too cool to have a girlfriend
capcha: beliefs. aplied

>> No.5905663

>>5905657
Reported for encouraging sharing of personal information on 4chan.

>> No.5905665

>>5905657
Fuck off back to facebook, you humongous beta faggot.

>> No.5905667

>>5905663
>>5905665
and i was just told you guys don't act like children. wow immediately contradicting yourselves. this board could be great fun to mess with.

>> No.5905671

I would like one but unfortunately 12 year olds are off limits in my country.

>> No.5905674

>>5905663
>>5905665
U MAD

>> No.5905689

>>5905667
>act like a 12 year old
>Call other people children
Cool hypocrisy, bro.

>> No.5905692

>>5905667
Only a girl with no standards would be interested in your post, and a girl with no standards can find a boyfriend pretty much anywhere no matter what she looks like.

The juvenile interest you display in foisting yourself on what appears to be an "easy target" is quite frankly, disgusting. It's also why you were called "beta faggot".

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5905694

Waiting for school to end first off(I don't like high school relationships, waste of time and money, and, yes, I am 18). Haven't met the right one, I suppose. I'm fine just thinking of my waifu for now though. But hey, who knows, I might meet a great girl someday.

>>5905667
>this board could be great fun to mess with.
See image.

>> No.5905701

Because I'm saving myself for when a pure little girl will bump into me while running to school with a slice of toast in her mouth and become infatuated with my beastly good looks and mysterious charm to the point of clumsily stalking me around.

>> No.5905704

>>5905689
when have i acted like a 12 year old, i was serious if she meets my low initial standards i would be happy to see if there is a possibility. I don't try for every girl I see but I will try nonetheless. I have trolled no one and was simply making a point. it's childish to tell somone to fuck off, it's chldish to report someone and then tell them about it. what purpose does it serve for them to know you reported them, either something happens or it doesn't if they get banned they will know it happened and why. who cares if they know you did it. I don't. oh and then the irony of a tripcode user complaining about sharing information.

I want to apologize for my rant, it was called for but unnecessary for any other means.

>> No.5905710

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

>> No.5905716

>>5905704
>it's childish to tell somone to fuck off, it's chldish to report someone and then tell them about it

You don't seem to comprehend /jp/'s sense of humor. Yeah it's a pretty shitty sense of humor but it's there. Until you learn to not take posts at face value and write dumb tl;dr blog posts about them, try going to a place more suited to your personality, like Animesuki.

>> No.5905729

Why does /jp/ have to put up with this bullshit?
Is it because /a/b/v/ moves too fast for their troll/shitposts to get responses?

>> No.5905730

>>5905716
let me guess, no report was made he just wanted to rile me up right? that's /b/ for you man those are some funny guys i tell ya
facebook comment was just, ok i don't get it, is facebook some kind of dating site for people too scared to make a move? is it beta to reach your hand out... oh i get it... you is trollin' right. yeah that's /b/ for ya funny guys i tell ya

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>>5905704
>when have i acted like a 12 year old

By being all defensive and trying to justify yourself. Also by juvenile text structure.

Now, now fuck off to /r9k/ and whine about us.

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