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[Anonymous No.]

Millascenous endgame predictions thread.

Glint returns to Bern's eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

and it was all just a dream

[Anonymous No.]

The Van Dine guy is actually Meta-Rudolf, and he's here to patch things up/bitchslap his old flame, AuAu.

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Bern and Lambda get a happy ending that hints at them eventually growing to become less bitchy.

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Erika is going to get a good kakera
;_;

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>>5903041
>>>Rudolf is here to nakadashi in sum pussies and get bitches pregnant.

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Bern will declare Shannon the culprit in red, and then Battler will declare her not the culprit in red. Bern's head will explode because she didn't actually understand the rules.

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/jp/ will be doing much more crying than the seagulls.

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OOO SHIT THAT IS BATTLER'S SIN. HE DIDN'T CALL DIPS ON SHANON SO HIS DAD MOLESTED AND RAPED HER ASS! FUCKING KINZO IS TOO OLD ANYWAYS. THAT'S WHY HE KNEW HE WAS GONNA DIE IN E1

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>>5903080
Bern is so MOOEEE!!!

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Kyrie is the gameboard Bernkastel and a true mastermind. But she gets redeemed in the end.

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>>5903087
Behind that innocent looking Rika-like visage is a trollface waiting to tear your shit up.

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>>5903114
That's the moe face I LOVE MOST(<--IN FUCKING RED!) You know you love that one best.

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>>5903130


On topic: Juuza is a bad guy.

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>>5903143
Duh. JEW-ZA, giveaway

[Anonymous No.]

(Necromancy)

http://umineko.wikia.com/wiki/TIPS/Whose_Tea_Party

Tsundere Bern end confirmed.

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>>5905996
>"...How interesting. I'll go along with it, as long as it distracts me from my boredom for a short time."
>"...Yeah, I get it. If I sit on this, I will be caught in a trap and bound by chains or something of the sort. A cherry pie or something will come falling from above, and I'll be made into a laughingstock. That must be the plan."
>"...Yeah, I get it. It must be poisoned, so when I drink this, my stomach will break down and I’ll be made into a laughingstock. That must be the plan."
>"...There's no way I would fall for that. It's obviously poisoned."
>"...There's no way I would fall for that. It's obviously a trap. I get it."
>She is far more clumsy, stupid, and easily frightened than you think. ...Her heart is not big enough to understand your plan."

Sure is more attacks on your retarded readers in here.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5905996

Bern hates everyone, even Lambda.

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>>5906057
She hates even Bern Tripfags.

Lambda is the only exception.

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There will be some clarification on gold truth and its use (beyond "sometimes stronger than red")

"Real villain" will probably be revealed (if it isn't AuAu)

zts will have another UNZ UNZ song in an over the top meta-world scene.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5906080

I don't even think she likes Lambda that much.

Also, I know she hates me. Doesn't stop me from loving her, in fact I love her more because of that.

[Trollkastel !!Dzu45XInYEy No.]

This.

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>>5906014
A witch's tea party can't be properly enjoyed if you always shy away thinking you'll be trolled.
Well, you will be trolled, though.

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>>5903041
Holy Shit!!!!
Now that i think about it.....
The Van Dine guy really could be Meta-Rudolf and the girl Meta-Kyrie!!!

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>>5909170
Reported.

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>>5909183
Who else could it be then smart pants?
It's Gohda and Nanjo???