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If Yuyuko ate you, what ability would she get?

>> No.5902368

Internal orgasms

>> No.5902372

Overwhelming apathy

>> No.5902374

Mediocrity, and lack of motivation

>> No.5902375

The pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.5902376 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.5902383

the ability to be slightly less hungry than she was before she ate me

she's not kirby you know

>> No.5902385

>>5902376
Then lets get eaten by Yuyuko right now.

>> No.5902397

>>5902365

I would eat her from the inside out.

>> No.5902794

HIV

>> No.5902828

Sarcasm.

>> No.5902853

An everlasting conflict between sadism and humanitarianism.

>> No.5902871

Heart attack

>> No.5902879

Severe depression

>> No.5902886

She would kill herself.

again

>> No.5902970

She'd get drunk.

>> No.5902980

obesity

>> No.5902986

The ability to smoke more weed than anyone in Gensokyo. Period.

>> No.5902992

the ability to shitpost in /jp/

>> No.5902998

Near complete loss of empathy

>> No.5903003

A craving for Frosted Flakes.

>> No.5903010

>implying it wouldn't be this

>> No.5903004

autism

>> No.5903012
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5903012

>>5903003
>>5903004
Frosted Autism

>> No.5903014

Student survivalist abilities like subsisting on only ramen.

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5903021

What do I get if I eat Yuyuko?

>> No.5903022

>>5903012
Best cereal ever, second only to that one with the little toast things.

>> No.5903024

>>5903022
French Autism?

>> No.5903027

>>5903021

You get Autism.

>> No.5903028

>>5903021
Herpes.

>> No.5903038

>>5903021
2000 points.

>> No.5903037

>>5903022
Those were fucking awesome. They aren't sold here any more, though. Truly a tragedy.

>> No.5903050

NERD RAGE!

>> No.5903055

>>5903021
Petting on the top of the head while you perform, followed by a standing footjob.

>> No.5903082

The ability to shit on the floor without shame, but I bet she already has that.

>> No.5903085

LOL Frosted Autism

>> No.5903151

I'm pretty much that ability that makes kirby fall asleep.

>> No.5903155

>>5903055
I just masturbated to your post.
Thought I'd let you know.

>> No.5903173

>>5903012

Frosted Autism is good every once in awhile, but my personal favorite is Reisen Bran.

>> No.5903430

Irritable bowel syndrome.

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