/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What is your greatest otaku-related fantasy?

[Anonymous No.]

To have a harem of 100 candygirls. I need $700 000 to accomplish that goal.

[Necrobrotent No.]

fucking becckii cruel's corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899903
Having sexual relations with an autistic girl

[Anonymous No.]

Becoming bancho

[Anonymous No.]

My greatest fantasy is a portal appearing in the middle of my room. I jump up from my chair, turn around and see my waifu pop out from it and instantly falls in love with me.
Then the portal closes, she becomes extremely lost in this world with me has her only hope and becomes a clingy yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

Pasting from some other thread.

My grand fantasy is waking up one day to find myself as a 2D girl in a large room. I would obviously be shocked and try to investigate (after masturbating for hours of course), only to find other girls like me and join up with them. Eventually, one of them would let a /jp/-related reference slip, only for everyone else to catch it, revealing that all "girls" are in fact former /jp/ Anonymous. We'd investigate further and discover that we're in an absurdly large mansion with all needs covered. Eventually we'd come upon maids, who'd inform us that they're also Anonymous sent here before us to arrange for the later arrivals. Then they'd seperate us into pairs pre-arranged depending on our personalities and send us to our rooms.

The rooms would be lavishly decorated with a large number of books. Obviously, most of us wouldn't care about that at first and instead seduce our roommates, but eventually sex would get boring and Anonymous would wish to become proper young ladies. Which means studying etiquette, tea culture, cooking, gardening and so on. Some of us would be impatient and come out of their rooms quickly while others would also want to be knowledgeable about various topics and read on those as well, but time would be twisted so that everybody steps out of their rooms at about the same time into a perfect society consisting entirely of elegant young maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

to get a job and have enough cash to buy things.

[Anonymous No.]

BURD...


...BURD...


...BURD...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899937
Over the course of the next few weeks, we'd claim the empty rooms within the mansion according to our interests: One Anonymous contributing music to OC threads may find a music room to their liking and teach how to play to their fellow maidens, eventually becoming an onee-sama figure smiling warmly and ruffling her charges' hair when they play well. Another who likes books could take over a library, cosplaying alternatively as Patchouli, Nya, Unseen University's Librarian and such depending on request. The gardens would be tended by talented young girls who harvest fresh ingredients for Anonymous interested in cooking, who would in turn call all of us for a feast every noon and night, while spices and herbs would be used to make new tea recipes to be tried out during the afternoon.

Of course, we'd have crushes, most likely on our roommates, and constantly try to improve so that we can impress her, present the object of our affections with handcooked food and hand-sewn clothing while blushing, or coming up with more /jp/-related gifts such as translating a VN or teaching Japanese to her. And during the night we could either sleep in our rooms or use a large communal bed able to hold all of us, where Anonymous knowledgeable in history would tell us obscure tales about historical or legendary figures with a soothing voice while patting our heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899937
me as one of the maids

[Anonymous No.]

Find a brutally violated girl, nurse her back to health and be a nice bit bro to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899937
>>5899949
Greatest posts on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899949
I'm in!
Where do I sign up?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to see robot wives before I die

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899937
>>5899949
COMING TO MTV THIS FALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899972
+1

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899943
>job
Never going to happen, thanks to Obama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899937
>>5899949
that would be amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899937
>>5899949
>Wake up
>See this

[Anonymous No.]

I was gonna post something, but
>>5899937
>>5899949
said it better than I ever could.

[VanDarkholme !Fm1nltMd1. No.]

Have a drink with those big guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899937
>>5899949
That's.... beautiful...

[Anonymous No.]

Conquering Gensokyo. As in, waking up there one day, with nothing but the clothes on my body and no special powers, and only through my amazing charisma and tactical mastery, bring the whole land under my rule, and all the women and little girls as my personal properties. Then I'd donate 10% of the national treasury to Reimu's shrine, since I'm such a gentleman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899937
>>5899949
Your dream is now mine.

[Anonymous No.]

To get loved, cuddled, babied and hand-fed by Yuyuko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899937
>>5899949
I'd find the parlor room and teach Mahjong to the unenlightened. I'd also discreetly set up rivalries between people of similar skill levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5900118
>>5900098
>>5900069
>>5900041
>>5899994
I'm glad. Though, what would you do in such a mansion? I would probably try to keep animals, though since I'm clumsy and lazy my roommate would end up caring for them. She'd chide me for being irresponsible, causing me to tear up only for her to mellow down and hug me, patting my head until I fall asleep. She'd then gently carry me to our bed and leave to get some mealworms and crickets while mumbling about how useless I am, though she'd smile while doing so. After feeding is done, she'd also lay down next to me, ruffling my hair and watching my sleeping face.

Of course, my roommate would also have a mischevious side, and sometimes I would wake up to find her going down on me, claiming that it's her turn to feed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5899949
>cosplaying alternatively as... Unseen University's Librarian
Ahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

Meet Suika while having a job that will allow me to make her as happy as possible and hope that I would be deemed as acceptable by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>5900263
Moe. It's orangutan moe.

[Anonymous No.]

Contemplating the sunset on the porch with Yukari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5900238
Make threads about our greatest otaku-related fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5900238
I call history master

[Anonymous No.]

She lightly chewed on her hair as she humped up and down releasing shallow gasps of breath rhythmically. He eyebrows, capturing every ounce of emotion, her eyes that peer into mine say nothing but 'I love you'. Looking further down, you can see her delicate back arched perfectly, ending in a pair of pale white, flawless buttocks.

This is my greatest otaku related fantasy. Tsumugi is the only good character in this shitty ass show.

[Anonymous No.]

She lightly chewed on her hair as she humped up and down releasing shallow gasps of breath rhythmically. He eyebrows, capturing every ounce of emotion, her eyes that peer into mine saying nothing but 'I love you'. Looking further down, I can see her delicate back arched perfectly, ending in a pair of pale white, flawless buttocks.

This is my greatest otaku related fantasy. Tsumugi is the only good character in this shitty ass show.