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Choose your waifu.

>> No.5897622
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Hmm, tough call.

>> No.5897626


But what the hell, my waifu isn't on there.

>> No.5897637
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The best.

>> No.5897632
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I don't have a fucking waifu because I'm not an inbred basement-dwelling teen/middle-aged man who would probably be killed if they lived in Japan.

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>> No.5897631
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The one with infallable legs.

>> No.5897639

quality thread indeed
also yea why isn't my waifu in this either?
though if i had to choose, probably yukari

>> No.5897647

Then why are you posting ITT?

>> No.5897651

Kanako. Want so hard.

>> No.5897656

Waifu threads are not quality. Reported.

>> No.5897664

Shes never coming back Arc. The feeling in your bones is bone marrow cancer.

>> No.5897665

Japan in a nutshell:
- Pollutes the seas with garbage
- Kills more whales than nazis killed jews
- Incredibly xenophobic
- Most atrocious warcrimes ever commited (731)
- Majority of the country consists of pedos and childrapers
- Too ignorant / unable to learn proper English
- History is a joke
- Culture is a joke / cannot be taken seriously
- Useless police system
- Slit eyes, deformed face and repulsive skin tone makes them the ugliest creatures on earth
- Almost no mechanical- or technological inventions
- Language sounds like shit
- Thinks of itself as the best country of the world

>> No.5897669

He's probably a friend from /v/ trying to voice his opinion and get angry replies out of it.

>> No.5897679

Can't choose

>> No.5897677
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But she's feeling my Boner right now.

Or is that early-onset Prostate Cancer?

>> No.5897686

to tell you to an seppuku

>> No.5897700

Remember to massage. It helps reduce the likeliness of the onset of cancer.

>> No.5897704
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Okay. I doubt anyone will take your advice though.

Posting my second choice.

Right now I'll take anything remotely /jp/ related.

>> No.5897739

in agreement, waifu threads are a bit 'egh' for me, but honostly its better then seeing pretty much nothing but cancer

>> No.5897761

>You can't report posts because you are banned.
What is this I don't even.

>> No.5897770

My waifu isn't shown.

>> No.5897841
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I choose Yuuka since I would get Medicine as a result.

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>> No.5897883 [DELETED] 

Wow, all of the chosen waifus are big disgusting.

>> No.5897889

Wow, all of the chosen waifus are pig disgusting.

>> No.5897907
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the one and only.
I was drunk beyond reason that one time with Mima! I swear! Forgive me now ;_;

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>> No.5898208
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No patchy?

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>> No.5899372

The one I like most is Shikieki, but I've always been taught that I should never marry a lawyer.

>> No.5899382

Too young.

>> No.5899387

She is a judge you fucktard

>> No.5899396
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Why is Shiki Eiki there?
She is not ババア(hag)....

>> No.5899445

Eiki doesn't belong there. Mima and Yuuka are awesome in a different way. Of the remaining, Yuyuko.

The rest can just go away.

>> No.5899451

sure is Hakugyokuro LA in here all of a sudden.

>> No.5899454 [DELETED] 


Judges often start as lawyers.

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>> No.5899526

Elegant: Yuyuko, Sikieiki, Byakuren
FUCK YEAH: Yuuka, Mima
Wrinkles: Yukari, Eirin, Kanako

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>> No.5899564
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Here's my waifu.

>> No.5899600
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Mai waifu

>> No.5900493

Touhou ``hags'' are a shitty memes. Every Touhou is delicious. And what about thousand year old Flandres etc then?

>> No.5900869
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>> No.5900883

But Flandre is only a bit over 500 now. In b4 Touhous don't age.

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Why is Yukkuri-Yukari so awesome?

>> No.5900909
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If I choose Yuka and she is displeased and kills me, can my soul/ghost go to Yuyuko?

>> No.5900914

I think it's the eyes

>> No.5900922

For some reason it has the same elegance as the original.

>> No.5900940

Kanako is for me.

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>> No.5900970
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Shanghai for a waifu will allow you to have tea parties without everone wondering why you're a faggot.

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Yukkuri-Sakuya is pretty too!

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>> No.5900988

Eirin, Kanako, and Yukari are my choices, in that order.

>> No.5900992

Mima is best.

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>> No.5901074

Why no Shinki?

>> No.5902885

Yukari and no one else.

>> No.5902891


You have Mima locked in your closet, don't you?

Let her out!

>> No.5902895

because she is dead, Jim

>> No.5902905

>not elegant

>> No.5902931

What? She forfeited in MS so that they wouldn't blow up Makai again.

>> No.5902944

I was just making a silly joke

>> No.5902989
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Based on my current preferences, Eirin > Yukari > Yuyuko > Shiki > Yuuka > Byakuren > Mima > Kanako in that order.

>> No.5903065

I wish Yukari were my mother.

>> No.5903068

Fuck you all Ran is best

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>> No.5904387
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I think I'm gonna have to go with Byakuren. Yuuka's hot as hell and all but angry women scare me, let alone an angry woman that can tear out your spine.

>> No.5904395


Yuka is never angry you fucking fanon loving shitposter.

Also canon Byakuren is a psychopath have fun with that

>> No.5904460
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Yuuka is amiable so long as you don't do anything stupid.

Byakuren fucking betrayed Humanity. She was sent to Hell for a reason. The fact that she now has a temple nearby the human village makes me very, very nervous. Why is not anyone attacking her? As in killing her and taking her skull as a trophy?

>> No.5904465


>Yuuka is amiable so long as you don't do anything stupid.

Unfortunately for you, something stupid equates to merely walking in her flower field without permission in her eyes

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She can't be all bad if she's willing to help out wayward yokai that no one gave a fuck about. From the anger from your posts it seems you should find your own IRL Byakuren.

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That seems reasonable. Because:

a) You are in private property
b) You are stepping on the goddamn flowers
c) You were not invited

She has a gateguard for a reason. If you are in, it is because you forced your way inside.

>> No.5904522


I don't see why she has to go all PRO ICE on somebody just because they stepped in her flower garden, seriously

>> No.5904524
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Byakuren is not selfless. She favors youkai in order to increase her power and maintain her youth since she is afraid of death.

She is a very, very bad person.


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That's cool, she can make my short, human life wich she can't feed off of, very happy with her magical funbags.

>> No.5906404

But she did repent on what she did. At least that makes her white now

>> No.5906736

It's not that unreasonable. Wouldn't you crush a cockroach that intruded your home?