/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Even if Touhous became real, they wouldn't even understand english.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm ok with this.
I wouldn't want to have a cirno.perfect.class.mp3 in english.

[Anonymous No.]

If Touhou was real, we'd call them 3dpg.

[Anonymous No.]

It doesn't matter, we'd all understand Japanese for them, even if we don't already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892635
those less than 3d require parental guidance?

[Anonymous No.]

> they wouldn't even understand english.
I wouldn't put it past Patchouli-senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

But Marisa is from texas
And some of them can probably learn english in less than a day

[Anonymous No.]

They wouldn't even notice us. They'd go after the big, strong men with money instead.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

What language would they know?

Also, they probably would; it would just be "Girls are waiting warmly" type english.

[Anonymous No.]

All people gapped into Gensokyo get a free universal translator.

[Hype-Moon No.]

But Cirno can read.

[Anonymous No.]

Even if anonymous became 2d, they wouldn't even understand Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

Scarlet Devil Mansion seems to be a western styled mansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892657
Why would you crush my dreams like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892634
I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892657
I already understand Japanese.

[Necrobrotent No.]

I speak the universal language of running away screaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892657
So they know as much English as the French.

[Anonymous No.]

Could Yukari gap the language boundary?

[Anonymous No.]

The really smart ones, like Yukari and Eirin, probably know every language known to man and then some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892704
Yukari can't fool around with language border because of GOD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892711
Which god? There's no such thing as an omnipotent god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892715
Look at the image he posted

[Anonymous No.]

Even if Touhous became real, they wouldn't want to have anything to do with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892711
Another human tragedy directly caused by the hands of god. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892726
I still don't get it. Can you please explain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892727
>>5892632

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892735
are you not familiar with the tower of babel?

[Anonymous No.]

>Even if Touhous became real, they wouldn't even understand english.

They won't so it's a non-issue.

[Hype-Moon No.]

>>5892735
Man made a Tower that reached the sky to make them feel superior to God.

God became angry and then cursed everyone's tongue to speak different languages confusing themselves and resulting in failure of the tower's construction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892748
I wouldn't put it past Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

Tower of Babble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892763
Oh ho! You've cracked the code!

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

>>5892735
Tower of Heaven, some flash game with gameboy graphics

also i know spanish, touhous talk in spanish, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa, Alice, and Patchouli can read English because you can't expect all magic books ever to be in Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892804

They'd be in latin. Or chinese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892804
Magic books are written in runes, silly. You can't read them unless you're a magician of the appropriate access level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892784
Then Reimu said "Hola amigo, dona al templo hakurei" and shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5892711
And this is when I decided that if god exists, he doesn't deserve to be worshiped.

[Anonymous No.]

Signo de amor... ¡CHISPA MAESTRA!

[Anonymous No.]

Good thing I speak Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893498
>>5893498
oh u

[‮erehsinirakuY‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ No.]

>>5893498
You're now imagining Marisa with a thick Mexican accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893523
...Nope, still doesn't make me like her.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5893523
Bueno ze~

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893498
If this were to happen, and all Touhous spoke Spanish, I would commit suicide.

>Hcar oblegong
Gesundheit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893498
>Zigno de amor... ¡CHIZPA MAEZTRA!
FTFY-ze

[Anonymous No.]

touhous can speak english, what are you talking about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By8p7d8aeR0

[Anonymous No.]

Tímida y atrevida.

[Anonymous No.]

But but if Touhous spoke Spanish I wouldn't be able to comprehend ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

At the very least, Remilia, Flandre, and Patchouli would know English.

Probably many of the gods, particularly those with contact with the outside world (Yukari) would as well.

And I'm pretty sure they have translation magic anyways, that's one of the easier magic spells.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5893556
But learning japanese is much harder than learning spanish.

Also, Patchouli Conocimiento

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893557
Lo siento, pero en la Mansión Demoníaca Escarlata sólo se habla Español.

[No.]

>>5893556
Jaja, pues yo si podría entenderlo.

Also, if anybody of you need help learning spanish, just ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893569
I already know decent Japanese, so no, at this point it's not.

Also I find Japanese easier than most languages, at least verbally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893585
Mira que idiota. ¡Idiota, tonta, retrasada!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893611

Pobre Cirno, siempre se burla de los demás.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893585
Tu olvidaste "baka", Cirno

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5893611
Vaca, vaca!
Vaca, vaca!

[No.]

>>5893611
¡Callate! ¡Yo soy el más fuerte de Gensokyo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893640
¿El más fuerte?¿Cirno tiene pene?

[No.]

>>5893655
¿Pene? ¿Que es un pene? ¿Como sé si tengo de eso?

[Anonymous No.]

>>iku nalga

[Anonymous No.]

En estos instantes las chicas están dando lo mejor y preparándose. Por favor, espere con calidez hasta que esto esté listo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893523
If I remember Touhou GTA correctly, that should be Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893634

mira a esa vaca

[hurr derr No.]

>>5893661
Cirno has a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893681
soy apenas agradecido que este hilo de rosca no ha incumbido en una discusión sobre de cuánto consigue el rey habla de estúpido.

[Anonymous No.]

Oigan! bienvenidos al templo Hakurei!! por desgrasia no nos queda sake... al menos hasta que no donen algo de plata...

[No.]

>>5893694
No, definitivamente, Cirno no tiene pene. Creo que esto la dolería demasiado si tuviese pene y testículos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893694
el Google Translate es una mierda

[Anonymous No.]

You fail at spanish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893701

Reimu, nadie te va a donar plata al templo, mejor sale al pueblo a pedir dinero o anda a trabajar como la gente normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893732
>implicando que Reimu no iba a vender su cuerpo

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893744

Ese es un trabajo mas indicado para Sanae.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5893759
sanae es pura

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893759
Pero Sanae es un nina buena...

[Anonymous No.]

>NACK

[No.]

Marisa me la alisa

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893770
pura cerda ninfómana

[Anonymous No.]

El( o los) Españoles, ¿de que parte sois? yo soy de Andalucía :3

[No.]

>>5893805

Yo Madrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893805
Aragón.

La mayoría serán sudamericanos supongo.

Inb4 guerra sudamericanos/españoles.

Sage por offtopic

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893770
>sanae es puta

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893805
México

[Anonymous No.]

Creo que a esta hora los sudamericanos están durmiendo...

[No.]

Y yo que pensaba que no habia seguidores de touhou en la peninsula...

En fín, no os preocupeis por los latinos. Moot borrará el hilo en cuanto lo vea. Raro es que aún siga vivo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893805
Yo Filipinas

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893832

tacolandia

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5893785
mi casa es tsukasa

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893833
en mexico son las 3:39~5:39 de la tarde

>>5893847
ajajaja, tacolandia!! me gusta ^^

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893805
soy de las filipinas

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893842
>moot

dudo que moot se pase por /jp/..

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893833
Quase 8 da noite aqui.

[Anonymous No.]

most touhous are spirits or some variety of minor god, so it'd be like Star Trek or Doctor Who where everybody can magically understand English

(or even not-so-minor god, seriously, Yukari could kick most of Olympus' residents' asses)

[Anonymous No.]

Esto echa por tierra mi teoría de que sólo 3 personas visitan /jp/, contandome a mí...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893871
somos varios pero no posteamos casi xD

[Anonymous No.]

( >>5893869 )
...oh wait, we already went over that, derp.
Teach me not to randomly chime in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893891
>xD

luego nos dirán que somos unos newfags..

[No.]

>>5893902
Esta gente son unos nazis.

Que digan lo que quieran, si uno quiere escribir emoticonos no veo por qué nos tienen que joder la marrana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893902
...pues hablando por mi, casi no posteo, solo veo que hay, posteo mas en /b/ o /int/

[Anonymous No.]

This is hilarious. Keep talking in spanish, I'm imagining you all as a bunch of mexicans discussing touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893920
>emoticonos
>>5893922
>/b/
Largaos de /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893935
only I am mexican, the other guys are from spain and phillippines

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893920

es más que nada elitismo por diferenciarse de Gaia, comentarios de youtube y otras comunidades de críos de 13 años.

A mí no me importa usar emoticonos si vienen bien dada la situación.

>>5893935
Get out of here stalker!

[No.]

Estos guiris se piensan que todos somos mexicanos. Joder, que tirria les tengo.

En cuanto se pone alguien a hablar en español, ya saltan que si con "taco", que si "mexican", rollos así.

[Anonymous No.]

その点は問題ない

[Anonymous No.]

But Sanae is supposed to be from modern day japan.
She should at least understand SOME english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893956
This, quise decir: Esto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893975
Sanae dió clases de Español y visitó España, donde se hartó de comer pollas, antes de irse a Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893956
It's just funny to tease you Spaniards, because you have such a huge complex about being "white"

[Anonymous No.]

Spanish? In my /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893997
But... Spaniards ARE caucasian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893988
Don't you ever get tired of this "sanae is a slut" crap?
Or did you just get late to /jp/ so you find it amusing to spam crap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893956
Well, excuse me princess, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

I know spanish, but I just feel awkward using spanish on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5894010
Spaniards are only white in the same sense that Sandniggers are.

[No.]

This is what I say. RAWR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5894011
Estas enfadado?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5894016
imagine how we feel using english all the time?

[‮erehsinirakuY‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ No.]

I can only understand about 20% of the spanish here ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5894031
Nah, I find that using english is more convinient that spanish
Otherwise the jokes doesn't make sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893956

No se qué les pasa con los mexicanos la verdad.

Bueno, medio volviendo al tema.. touhou en España poco la verdad.. yo al menos no he visto ningún cosplayer ni nada.

>>5893997
Not really. I've been working in Germany and I never heard anything about spanish people not being white.
It's mostly Internet hate machine, trolls and ignorance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5893956
>>5894031
here's a solution: Don't speak Spanish on English sites. Go to a Hispanic site for that shit. I know there are a few chans, there's at least ñchan, sectachan, and I used to post on 1492chan.
You don't see me making threads in German either (and the fags who do should go back to Krautchan)