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5888522 No.5888522[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I haven't seen Jonesy in a while. What happened to him?

>> No.5888533

Who cares
BRING BACK SUIGIN

>> No.5888531

Who cares.

>> No.5888539

>>5888531
I care ;_;

>> No.5888538

Everyone is abandoning ship.

>> No.5888546

>>5888533
Suigin left by himself. If you love something let it go. If it comes back to you it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.

>> No.5888547

No Jones, no one cares about you.

Thread reported.

>> No.5888555

>>5888533
If you miss Suigin go look up his posts on the archive. Not missing much.

>> No.5888556

>>5888546
that's deep.

>> No.5888557
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5888557

Remember when we all ridiculed him and called him a nigger then he got tripbanned?

Good times.

>> No.5888560

>>5888546
;-;
But...
I never got to tell him how I feel...

>> No.5888572

>>5888557
Yeah, whatever happened to him being a little black girl? That sort of died out

>> No.5888582

All the old tripfriends are leaving. It makes me sad ;_;

>> No.5888583

You can always meet suigin in /a/, where he always and keep posting.

>> No.5888585

[17:42] <Det1> I still can't believe jones is dead.
[17:42] <Det1> I just randomly join this channel one day, mention him and you're all like "He's dead jim."
[17:42] <Det1> and I just go "what, how"

>> No.5888590

Good riddance

>> No.5888598

>>5888585
If Jones were actually dead, his bot wouldn't be on.

>> No.5888609

/jp/ has been marginally better without them.

>> No.5888618

>>5888609
This.

>> No.5888619

>>5888582
Do not worry... Uncle Mugen is always here for you...

>> No.5888622

>>5888619
die

>> No.5888628

>>5888619

Uncle Mugen should go jump off of a building.

>> No.5888645

>>5888619
I like you, Uncle Mugen.
Why did you get banned last time?

>> No.5888648

>>5888582
Not just the tripfriends, anons are also leaving. Enjoy /jp/ getting taken over by fifteen year olds.

>> No.5888654

>>5888619
I'd trade you for CurryButt, Suigin, Jones, Tohno, and fucking Taiga.

I hate you that much.

>> No.5888663

Bah, we get another one of you doomsayers every week.

>> No.5888688

I don't talk to anyone else besides /jp/.

>> No.5888697
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>>5888688
I love you.

>> No.5888699

>>5888688
I wouldn't mind you leaving as well.

>> No.5888716

>>5888688
I like you ZUN!bar
I wish you would give me your virginity, you're so pure~

>> No.5888724

>>5888654
>Taiga
Yes, please. It would be hilarious.

>> No.5888721
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5888721

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An drunken boxing practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of his state of intoxication, the drunken boxing practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

;_;

>> No.5888723

>>5888716
He's a slut. He has hate sex with Jones every week.

>> No.5888732

>>5888699
Tell you what bro I'll leave forever when I lose my virginty.

>>5888716
>>insinuating that I am gay like Sion/Jonesy/etc.

>> No.5888733

I lay hidden in a crater about 15 meters away from the Moon King. His guards are no where insight, so I seize the opportunity by dashing foward at speed only known to the cheetahs. I swiftlly pull out my hidden blade which is the same kitchen knife my father used to murder my mother when I was 8, he proceded to give me this knife as if it were some family heirloom. Which I obviously kept for that was the only father son moment I had with him before he went to prison. Anyways with the kitchen knife quickly at the throat of the Moon King, I begin cutting at it very slowly as I show him his printed post history. Seein his life flash before his very eyes. As he bleeds out I use the remainder of the time to give him omega wedgies and when he dies he poops two turds out, but since I gave him such great wedgies it was like he was wearing a thong so when he pooped his turds split in half so it looked like he pooped four turds in total. I then update my facebook to "I'm the new moon king" and fart while doing it because its microblogging.

such a muderous era of kings and queens.

>> No.5888734

>>5888723
What does he do with Sion?

>> No.5888742

The samefaggotry in this thread makes me sick.

>> No.5888744

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>> No.5888746

NEW TRIP TIER CHART???

>> No.5888752

>>5888732
I'm a cute girl. So let's have sex.

>> No.5888753

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

>> No.5888758

MANkoto was a tripfriend

>> No.5888762

>>5888752
Fuck off slut, I won't rest until ZUN!bar has horrendous tons of delicious homo sex with me

>> No.5888763
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;_;

>> No.5888765

I don't miss him as much as I miss Suigin.

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5888766

>this thread

>> No.5888774

You guys are seriously pathetic.

I don't think anything is really left of /jp/. When summer ends, everything will be revealed to be nothing more than ashes and dust.

>> No.5888777

>>5888763
Anime screenshot spammer crew.

Yeah I sure do miss them shitting up /jp/

>> No.5888778

>>5888762
I bet you wouldn't dress up in a skirt for him like I would.

>> No.5888785

>>5888778
Pfft, just a skirt?
You are nothing.

>> No.5888786

>>5888752
To be honest the other day I started hyperventilating when a girl accidentally touched my elbow while in line at Wal-Mart. So I doubt I could handle any more physical contact than that.

A blowjob would probably send me into cardiac arrest.

>> No.5888787

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

>> No.5888796

>>5888774
THIS!

>> No.5888797

>>5888762
>>5888778

/jp/ - Homosex/General

>> No.5888799

I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE 18 MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ID COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LONG HAIRED, NO LIFE, PATHETIC, CANT EVEN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYES WHEN THEYRE TALKING TO YOU, BITCH. THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YET YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY ASS, I DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE IVE BEEN IN MORE FIGHTS THAN YOU AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ALSO HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT FAT UGLY BITCH, WHATS HER NAME JESS, SHES FUCKIN HIDIOUS. NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN. DONT THINK BECAUSE YOUR TALL PEOPLE WILL BE SCARED OF YOU, SIZE MEANS NOTHING IN A FIGHT, ITS EXPERIENCE. ID SAY YOUR BEST BET IS GOING FOR MY BALLS, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE, AND BRING A KNIFE, THAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE. YOU CAN ALSO BRING A FRIEND AND ILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES AT THE SAME TIME. WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME. IM NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A COMPLETELY HIDEOUS FAT BITCH. I DONT TALK SHIT, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WONT DO A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASH PUSSY.

>> No.5888802

>>5888786
>when a girl accidentally touched
That's not social anxiety, it's just your inner gay speaking to you.
Listen to it

>> No.5888803

>>5888786
ZUN is moe~

>> No.5888807

My face is covered in deep rooted acne that can only be cured with surgery, or a very thick needle. Working as the special worker at McDonald's does not pay very well so I tried to needle the zits out, now I have zits and scars on my face. The rest of my body is hair and acne, I have to cover my bed in talcum powder so I can keep away the pain long enough to pass out from exhaustion.

I am fully deaf in one ear and I can only hear a high pitched whine in the other ear. I can only see the colors red, orange, and yellow. Having no tounge I have never tasted food. My nose is so full of snot and other assorted crap that I am also unable to smell.

The only time I ever interact with people outside of work and the forums is going down to the local game store where I buy used copies of 5 year old games because I only make minimum wage.

This account was given to me out of pity, and I am only able to access it at the library. I'm fairly sure nobody goes near me at the library because I have not been able to shower for the last three years of my life.

The only joy I have in life is pretending to be other people.

Are you trying to tell me YOUR life is worse than mine? Well fuck you and the elephant that trumpeted you in to this place.

>> No.5888816

>>5888786
>A blowjob would probably send me into cardiac arrest.

That would be some funny shit to watch

>> No.5888818

ahhhhh

You're life does not suck and you're not a loser, my life is the one that sucks. My dad died of cancer, and my mom died while giving birth to me. My dad blamed me for it and liked to prove it by hitting me and telling me that only mother killers cry. I was placed in special education classes because without a tounge I was unable to speak. I was held back three times because the teacher lied about my grades, she did this so she could have rape me. She weighed over 500 pounds and sounded like a horse trying to eat a dead clown. The only reason I passed special-ed high school because the school would no longer keep me.

My weight rivals that of five average goon neckbeards (a person with a neckbeard), and my neckbeard looks like a bird nest mixed with shit and cheetos. My dad died and gave all of the money to the local church and the priest ran off with everything. I had to take a job at McDonald's as the "special" guy that works at those places, not because I'm retarded, but because the manager was the woman from my old school that raped me.

One day I walked into the living room of my 200 square foot apartment and saw a black cat get run over by a guy in a truck. I waddled outside in time to see him back up and crush another cat, I was walking the shoulder of the road and the guy hit me as he tried to drive away. Somebody called the police and the police gave me a citation for not keeping my cats on a leash, even though they were not my cats, and the guy in the truck successfully sued me for the damage to his truck.

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>> No.5888824

jonesy > ZUN

>> No.5888825

/jp/ - lazy mods all day everyday

>> No.5888827

She began to kiss me through the cloth. Her left hand reached up behind me and slipped in through my left leg hole.

Frost and winter return to my eyes
The call of the wintermoon

I was beginning to have trouble concentrating.

The call of... the call of the wintermoon

She pushed me backwards onto the bed, and began to climb up on top of me.

Nocturnal clouds blows freely in the distance
In the grey mist of deaths horizon

She pulled my shirt up over my head, rubbing her body along the length of mine.

My winterwings of evil sleeps
In deaths cold crypts of snow

She bit my ear. I hesitated for a moment. "Keep singing", she said.

Buried beneath the mountains of frost
Years of silent sorrow grim and dark

By this point, we were both completely naked. I couldn't recall how this had happened.

Into eternal nights
Hearing the call of the wintermoon

Suddenly the door swung open and some girl in a white shirt and black mini skirt and suspenders and another in a green top and short shorts burst in, talking and laughing. My girl screamed and fell off the bed.

Hearing the call of the wintermoon

the call of the wintermoon...
And that's how Curry was born

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