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Ok I'm going to try something else since the other thread is overloaded with faggotry.

If you could say one thing to any toehoe what would it be? Keep in mind that as soon finish saying that thing your gonna get hauled back to your own world and you will get no response back from them.

I would tell Yukari: "Find a place known as Earth and make a gap there."

>> No.588521

To Flandre: "You're the scariest."
Then I get away unharmed. Fucking awesome.

>> No.588515

SHAMEIMARU

>> No.588530

to Cirno: "why did the turtle cross the road?"

>> No.588531

I would pick Alice and I would not say anything. That way, I could not be forced into my world and eventually win her heart through miming.

>> No.588533
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588533

CAVED

>> No.588540

to Aya: Catch me if you can

>> No.588541
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588541

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>> No.588544
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588544

nɹɐɯıǝɯɐɥs

>> No.588542

Tell your fans to stop posting on /jp/.

>> No.588547
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588547

To Yuka.

"I want to dive into your breasts m love!"


I mean, it's not like she'd actually make the effort to track me down for that uncouth behavior, right?

>> No.588557

To Sakuya: "You're a bitch."

>> No.588556
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588556

To Yuka.

"I want to dive into your breasts my love!"


I mean, it's not like she'd actually make the effort to track me down for that uncouth behavior, right?

>> No.588554

To Yuyuko: "come on, eat me!"

>> No.588559

>>588508

I'll always find it funny that you were one of the main crusaders against those Alice RP threads, and when they're gone, you replace it with this.

>> No.588565

>>588559
It's hypothetical roleplay not real roleplay.

>> No.588564
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588564

You're dead, you're family's dead, Reimu's a fucking undead zombie, Marisa forgets that you exist, ZUN hates, and you're you're going to Hell.

Deal with it!

>> No.588568
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588568

>>588541
are you sure you want me to stop, good sir?

>> No.588576

I would tell you: reported for rp faggotry.

>> No.588580

>>588576
>reported
Go back to animesuki

>> No.588581
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588581

I'd spoil the ending of whatever book Patchu happened to be reading at the time. Then I'd try to cop a quick feel and disappear before she finished casting Royal Flare.

>> No.588577

>>588557

Oh my, getting too immersed in that shitty YWUIG story aren't we?

Delusional faggots

>> No.588597

>>588577
wat

>> No.588601
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588601

Would I be a gigantic faggot if I wanted to simpley tell Alice "You're worth something"?

>> No.588602
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588602

"Hey Kaguya, what are you doing hanging out with those two losers?"

>> No.588610

>>588559
Most likely because the Alice RP threads are the most retarded faggotry to ever grace this board.

>> No.588606

>>588577
I don't think you have any idea what you're talking about.
Enjoy your YWUIG though.

>> No.588616

>>588508
>I would tell Yukari: "Find a place known as Earth and make a gap there."
I think Yukari knows that already.

>> No.588628

To Chen: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

>> No.588634

Eirin, TASUKETE!

>> No.588636

>>588610

That's the joke
Replacing faggotry with equally bad faggotry

>> No.588640

Alice: "You''ll never find true love"

>> No.588645
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588645

>>588616

Actually your right, that's why we have this thing!

Now how does it work....?

>> No.588649

>>588648
Well shit...

>> No.588648

>>588645
5 days left

>> No.588658

>>588648
delayed.

>> No.588659

>>588648
you best be joking, nigger

>> No.588654

To Nitori: THAT PLAYSTATION 3 SUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKS

And then Sony creates the Playstaion 3 Sr: The Doom-Bringer

>> No.588664

>>588658
Link or it never happened.

>> No.588666

>>588648
I thought it was set to start in September?

>> No.588667

>>588659
http://www.lhcountdown.com/

>> No.588670

I'll ask for the NEET's e-mail, so I can contact her whenever I want.

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588696

>>588667
>05D 12H 35M 41S
oh shi-, brb stocking up on books and inhalers to win Patchy's heart.

>> No.588706

>>588664
>>588666
>>588667
The LHC is in the final stages of construction, and commissioning, with some sections already being cooled down to their final operating temperature of ~2K. The first beams are due for injection mid June 2008 with the first collisions planned to take place 2 months later.

>> No.588710

>>588667
in b4 LHC doesn't do shit

>> No.588715

In b4 Cirno fucks up the LHC, starting the Resonance Cascade.

>> No.588716

>>588710
But it's fun to pretend it does!

>> No.588724

>>588530
That's too mean!

>> No.588728

>>588710
>>588724

Actually if it's atoms getting smashed into eachother, a single unstable movement could potentially cause a nuclear explosion.

>> No.588729
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588729

"I'd like to leave you with something warm,
but never have I been a blue calm sea.
I have always been a storm."

>> No.588732

>>588715

I'm ready for this.

>> No.588746

>>588710
It will either:
1)End the world as we know it.
2)End our current grasp of physics cause the results will contradict with theory.
3)Approve and expand our current grasp of physics due to results agreeing with theory.
4)Do not function at all, have problems etc, which will mean billions of money, time and effort gone to waste.

Either way it will actually do something.

>> No.588818
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588818

>>588728
PARTICLES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

>> No.589226
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589226

I'd tell Sanae she's a good girl.

>> No.590158

to Chen: "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN-----"

>> No.590173

>>588728

GB2 highschool physics.

>> No.590190

I'd tell Chen ANYAAAAAAAAAAAN

>> No.591306
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591306

"Tewi, you bitch!"

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