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i have a japanese exchange student over and things are going badly
she is crying
we sat down to eat and she just burst into tears what do i do help me

>> No.5880985

Rape her
It will make her feel accepted

>> No.5880984

op here pic unrelated its my brother he fag

>> No.5880994
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>> No.5880996

Rape means hello

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Shes probably homesick you dumb cunt, try and be a nice foster family and cheer her up.

>> No.5881004

pleaseeee help
>>5880994
what does that mean

>> No.5881012

>>5880984
you fag too

>> No.5881019

offer to spar with her in Aikido
all Japanese are trained in this art and use it to settle down and calm their emotions to get through hard times
she'll be fine after this and your bond with her will be strengthened.

you can trust me on this, i'd know as I am a real japanese

>> No.5881048

she is still crying FUCKKKK

>> No.5881064

Be nice and just let her.(it's the best thing to do)

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>>5880984
Tell your brother his force is weak... this is how you do it properly...

>> No.5881102

bro that just means she wants to fuck, otherwise she wouldn't be crying infront of you

>> No.5881128

is it weird to hug in japan?

>> No.5881135

>>5880981
Well did you say ITADAKIMASUUUUUUUU?

>> No.5881153
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So instead of losing your virginity to her you're just going to post on /jp/ and ask us for help.

>> No.5881162

DO YOU THINK ANY OF US HAVE EXPERIENCE DEALING WITH PEOPLE? HOW THE FUCK SHOULD WE KNOW

>> No.5881165

>>5880981
jam it in!

>> No.5881166

>>5881084

In your hand is shining dicks?

>> No.5881177

She's probably scared of being in a strange place or eating food she isn't accustomed to. Ask her if she's okay and what she feels like eating.

>> No.5881188

I have a problem. I have some larger t-shirts and some more 'proper fitting' smaller t-shirts. When I wear the bigger ones, I can get away with not showering for atleast a few days. There's little or no smell. When I wear he smaller ones my armpits start to smell by the end of the day, if not within a few hours. Does anyone else have this problem? What could be causing it?

>> No.5881195

Don't do anything lewd to her she came to study not for you to lust over her.

>> No.5881198

she was raped moments before she sat down with you

>> No.5881202

Murder her and blame it on the nearest black guy.

>> No.5881209

>>5880981
Hasn't playing eroge trained you for this situation? You act gently towards her, while boldly taking steps to overcome her problem and secure her good end.

>> No.5881213

>>5881188
I love your post.

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>>5881198
This. She was raped by ninja's that followed her form her homeland.

Now that you know, they're going to murder you when you sleep tonight.

Good night.

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