/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>be 10
>at cousins house first time meeting her
>shes 13
>alone with her in room
>shes going on about stuff i dont care about
>she brings up sex and i dont know what it is
>nothing happens

FUCK ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

10-year-old on 4chan
-.-

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry, the last thing on her mind was fucking her fatlus, greasy cousin.

[Anonymous No.]

>be 24
>at cousins house first time meeting her
>shes 13
>she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879920
>-.-

get out

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just gonna go on with my life and hope this is someone trollin'.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty sure it's not Mio who you are blistering about.

[Anonymous No.]

>be 21
>ask for ride from girl at school after studying together so I don't have to make a 20 minute walk that takes 3 minutes by car
>she says no
>she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

> Sitting alone in my room with my computer
> she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

I am a duck!
Alpha as fuck!
OP, you suck!

Am I doing it right?

[Anonymous No.]

>watching Top Gun with my girlfriend
>she starts fidgeting at the volleyball scene
>realize that she's getting horny
>reach my hand out to her groin
>she slaps my hand away
>she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>browse /jp/
>she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>recite necronomicon in attempt to bring about three months of darkness (it's summer, fucking sun is wrecking everybody's lives)
>necronomicon wants to fuck
>steal some bitch's giant robot
>trick eldritch horrors into handing me real ultimate power
>run around the universe doing cosmic odd jobs like keeping nyarlathotep from fucking with that trapezohedron for the nth time
>nyarlathotep wants to fuck