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The Portal to Gensokyo is now open,

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>> No.5879567
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Don't even think about it, you shits.

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>> No.5879571


Keine, can I come on your breasts?

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>> No.5879578

Moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo.

>> No.5879581



>> No.5879585
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Everything is better when it has Touhou in it.

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spryly bribl.,

>> No.5879602

Great, I just dropped my Age of Empires torrent for Diablo LoD

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Don't think I've forgotten >>4881739 for a second, you perverted monster. I don't trust you at all.

>> No.5879618


>perverted monster

Look WHO's talking! Caved anyone recently, Mistress Keine?

>> No.5879627
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Those rumors are completely unfounded!

>> No.5879641

Diablo 2 needs a Touhou mod.

>> No.5879646


The ass-blood leaking from your previous victim seemed real enough to me.

And let's not forget your wacky shenanigans with Mokou. The things you get up to with her make my ideas look like consensual sex in the missionary position.

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>> No.5879721

I always died there.

>> No.5879755
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There are lots of dangerous youkai around here...what makes you think it was me that raped those people?

Wha...we don't...not like...um, that, I mean...
Shut up! You don't know anything about us and it's none of your business in the first place!

>> No.5879772

Why is she using her hat

does she not have any bottles or bowls or anything else suitable?
does she intend to wear hat while it is full of semen?

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Why do you like that whiny bitch in the first place? I'm guessing you can only take so much of "Kaguya" this and "Kaguya" that...seriously, I would have gotten rid of her ass long ago.

>> No.5879778


Touched a nerve, have I?

Don't worry, I'm not concerned about the wackiness you and Mokou get up to. I'm just saying, you of all people should NOT be calling others perverted monsters.

Glass houses, stones, etc.

>> No.5879788

hey meido, meido~
ARC and some RPer are shitting up my board.
...more than usual.

>> No.5879793
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Argh, no! I mean we DON'T do anything weird! Nothing like what YOU do or want to do!

>> No.5879794

this is the best thread on /jp/ right now

>> No.5879806


>Argh, no! I mean we DON'T do anything weird! Nothing like what YOU do or want to do!

And I am Czarina of all the Russias.

For a high-level creature that can erase history, you lie like a child.

>> No.5879808

...man, screw this, I'm gonna SC2.

>> No.5879813

There is no cow level.

>> No.5879819

>BAAAWWWWWWWWWW they like what i don't like

>> No.5879823

>not doing anything weird
Riiiiiiight. In fact, you are horny right now.

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But it's not a lie!

>> No.5879838


If it were not a lie, you wouldn't be so defensive and upset about it. You're behaving in a decidedly guilty manner, Mistress Keine.

>> No.5879847

Someone nuke this thread.

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I'm being defensive because if I don't, people like you will keep spreading all these horrible rumors and ruin my reputation! I could lose my job over things like this!

>> No.5879869


Getting defensive around 'rumors' lends them credibility. If you really were clean, you'd be laughing in my face and slapping me on the back for making up such cool stories, not getting defensive and upset.

>> No.5879885

Jesus christ /jp/ is horrible right now. We even have roleplay going on.

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You think I haven't tried that!? Ignoring them or making light of them clearly doesn't work, because hey, they're still around and spreading!

>> No.5879893


Well, you're certainly not helping the situation. If anything, you're encouraging them.

My advice to you is to take it easy, and refrain from calling people names that others have also used on yourself.

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I hate to interject between all the lovely roleplaying going on, but while there isn't a diablo2 touhou mod (that I'm aware of) there IS a game called touhou hack and slash (I think) which plays very similarly and has support for online play. You can play as Reimu or Marisa and when you beat them in the game, you can unlock Sakuya and Alice to play as.

>> No.5879902

I've seen worse.
This is probably the worst thread though.

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You're not listening! Taking it easy DOESN'T WORK! Every day I get more weird looks, hear more whisperings, see more averted eyes...I can't take this!

>> No.5879956


Yeah, but why do you care? You're one of the most powerful creatures in Gensokyo.

Not to be rude, but you're talking nonsense if you think somebody would -fire- you. From what I've seen, the humans are afraid of you and respect you. You -impose yourself- on them. Nobody's going to move you. They don't have the balls.

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You can rectify history? We could really use your help here in recdep at minitrue. Oh wow, your clothes match the party colors doublepluswell!

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You don't understand being powerful. I'd like to be respected. I DO like being repsected. But feared...no, inspiring fear isn't for me. I like humans...helping them, protecting them...I don't want them to think I'm going to attack them if they cross me...

>> No.5880055


Then what the fuck happened on the night of the false moon so long ago? You attacked humans unprovoked because you thought they looked suspicious. Then on the full moon right after, you went back and attacked (more viciously; you being in your Were-form didn't help) to "protect" your precious Moko-tan, despite the fact that she can very well defend herself.

"Don't want to be feared" my ass. Also, if you really wanted that, why not just manipulate history so that people never knew of you doing fearful things?

>> No.5880063


Try harder, then.

>> No.5880065


You can rewrite history from the ground up. Who among the mortals would disrespect you without fearing their complete erasure from history? It's for that reason that I can't believe you'd lose your job.

And if you like humans so much, it totally escapes me why you would care about their whispering and weird looks. They do it to each other as well. Do you think I'm lying?

>> No.5880085


Let's not forget how she fearfully punishes those who mess around at her school.

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...you people are impossible.

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And you are being rather rude.

What a pity, gentlemen, that such a Great and Wise Hakutaku must have such bad manners.

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I'm asking you to justify your actions. I mean, what did the humans do to warrant an attack? You could have just tailed them without interfering...as opposed to the whole Mokou thing...again, why would you try to defend someone who is immortal and can defend herself well enough anyway? You can't possibly be in love with her, can you? CAN YOU?

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And you aren't?
There are different kinds of rudeness, you know...

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An insanity-inducing moon replaces the real one, night extends past it's boundaries, and said night is swarming with youkai. I wasn't taking any chances, regardless of the humans some of the youkai had in tow.
As for second matter...that's none of your business.

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An insanity-inducing moon replaces the real one, night extends past it's boundaries, and said night is swarming with youkai. I wasn't taking any chances, regardless of the humans some of the youkai had in tow.
As for the other matter...that's none of your business.

>> No.5880312


I'm not the one calling people names and insulting people's intelligence, Miss Keine, you are. I asked you a perfectly simple, non-threatening question, and you repaid me with rudeness.

And you did not wage peace.

I am disappointed.

>> No.5880318


Oh yes it is, considering that she might be harboring repressed feelings for a certain Lunarian princess. That just eats you up inside and makes you fiercely protective of her, doesn't it?

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fuck you Enigma, you ruined D2

>> No.5880344


o wow

Can you say, BROKEN

>> No.5880353

D2 was definitely more enjoyable before it.

>> No.5880360


>> No.5880372
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You have done the same to a far greater degree to me in the past, and fantasize about kidnapping, raping, and using me and my offspring for mass milk production. I don't remember insulting your intellect, but I would have been apt to do so if you expect me to treat someone like you with any degree of respect.
Also, requesting to cum on someone's breasts is not a "perfectly simple, non-threatening question."

I cannot believe I am having this conversation.

>> No.5880375

>On an ethereal item.

Nice job. Not. Unless it's an indestructible rune word (for weapons or for armors), the only worthwhile ethereal item to use seriously is either on your mercenary (which is insanely strong because merc items don't lose durability) or a throwing weapon that regenerates.

Unless you just have a fuckload of extras to waste, in which case do whatever.

>> No.5880385


Did you just not make it clear that one's fantasies and wishes are nobody's business except one's own? Why the sudden change of heart?

>> No.5880390

teleport was the most game-breaking thing about it

The reason you played as sorc was for her teleport skill, so you could move around really fast. When the nigma came along, it allowed other classes to rape the game hard.

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>> No.5880406

I know, I just grabbed that off google images. And sometimes barb would use eth zerkers, and buy new ones when the broke.

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>+2 To all skills
>+1 to Teleport

>> No.5880427


Note my last line about having a fuckload of extras to waste. You'd have to have a nicely loaded stash to be able to do that, but it's strong if you can.


Yeah, but that's not the ONLY reason to play sorc, but definitely one of the best. Even my barb had that enigma armor to teleport around (but he was a thrower barb, so I excuse myself a bit).

Still, that was one hell of a thing to do. Fucking Blizzard.

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Yes, other peoples fetishes are none of my business. However, when someone talks about their fetishes publicly, the become the business of anyone willing to listen. Especially if the listener is the subject of those fetishes, and even more so when said fetishes involve HARMING the listener.
A man talks about how he wants to rape a woman to a group of people including that woman. Are you saying that the woman should ignore this, as it's none of her business?

I still cannot believe I am having this conversation.

>> No.5880432

To actually make an Enigma you have to bend Hell Mephisto/Diablo/Baal/Pindleskin over a table so many times there's really nothing left for you to DO with your Enigma. The Enigma would've been genuinely game breaking if it wasn't just an e-peen item for people who had already beaten the game a billion times.

>> No.5880436


The +2 to all skills only adds to skills you already have.

When an item gives +1 to a specific skill, it GRANTS you that skill at 1 if you didn't already have it, or raises it by 1 if you already had it.

Captcha: Dharmakirti bishops


>> No.5880440



Furthermore, the fact that you balk so much at the concept of actually doing us mere mortals a good deed or two, really shakes my faith in your claims that you wish to help mortals. You show touching concern for us, Keine.

>> No.5880450

Enigma wasn't so useful for pve besides rushing/farming as opposed to PVP. It really changed PVP, turned every fight into a FCR / tele / spam fest.

>> No.5880455
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Then don't. Go and have some precious "alone time" with Mokou before she runs off to go see Kaguya. Killing each other is a euphemism, you know.

You're jealous that she's going to end up with her long after you're gone, don't try to hide that.

>> No.5880469

You speak as if PVP wasn't horribly broken to begin with. You either got permastunned by a smiter or one shotted by a fister.

>> No.5880470

I want to play an Amazon.

Any tips?

>> No.5880471

Diablo >> Diablo 2

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...you cannot be serious.

>> No.5880475

>It really changed PVP, turned every fight into a FCR / tele / spam fest.

Which is another reason why playing a sorc can be beneficial. Not only will you probably build for FCR and spam anyway, but depending on your build you can attack just as effectively while porting all over the place.

>> No.5880499


>Any tips?

Google will have a more extensive answer. There's a shit-ton of data out there about the classes and their skills and stats. Just read and theorycraft. Just remember that you don't have to use cookie cutter builds, but they may help if you don't know what you're doing.

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This has nothing to do with that, and you have no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.5880503


Need I make myself clearer to you, O Great and Wise Hakutaku?

>> No.5880510

>The Portal to Gensokyo is now open,
>The Door to Darkness is now open (Yami Yugi from Season 0)
>OP's post ending in 555

Let your ignorance be a lesson this time, /jp/. Stop giving the faggot his metathreads.

Thread reported.

>> No.5880518

Grind your way up to level 70 or 80, then start grinding for a Windforce, some decent IAS, the one unique amulet that has a 5% chance to cast amp dmg on hit, and the runes for a Fortitude. When you have all those, you've as good as won the game. Enjoy.

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I'm going to regret this.
Yes. Go ahead, explain yourself.

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>> No.5880528


You know Mokou's going to leave you eventually.

>> No.5880530

I think you're just paranoid, bro. Triples isn't some EPICFTW GET or anything.

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Did someone say...GET?!

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I'd like to know just what makes you, the self-proclaimed helper of humans, protest so loudly about these instances. In both you would give us mortals a boon. In neither would you be actually harmed, as even I know it's a terrible idea to slay the goose that lays golden eggs.

>> No.5880588
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I will not submit myself and my unborn children to a fate worse than death for your amusement and a bit of milk. You must be mad to think that any sane being would do so.
Do not try to argue that it would help humans. The knowledge and protection I can and do impart vastly outweigh the boon that would come of me spending my life chained up in a barn.

>> No.5880617

Moral of this story:
Opening the portal to Gensokyo causes a shitstorm of pointless arguments between Anons and Touhou characters.

>> No.5880627

>Opening the portal to Gensokyo causes a shitstorm of pointless arguments between Anons and Anons pretending to be Touhou characters.
Don't mind me, just fixing your post.

>> No.5880630

Do not fret. I am a firm believer that all arguments can be resolved through copious amounts of sexing.

>> No.5880649


Fate worse than death? A minute ago, you were panicking about losing your job. You would not have to work a single day in your life, and neither would your children. I probably don't need to tell you that your milk might also save those on death's door, which is enormous in comparison to merely imbuing one with wisdom.

But that's beside the point, and I can understand entirely how you'd dislike a life of indolent luxury. The novelty would wear off, I'm sure. You can't, for a moment, say that I could force it upon you. It isn't even relatively a threat coming from a simple mortal soul like myself, so you can't say it would harm you in any way.

Now, about the second part. You don't like getting wet? Fine, I suppose you don't walk your students outside either when it's raining. As I said, you show touching concern, Keine.

>> No.5880651

Judging from the reactions of the "Touhou characters" in this thread, I dunno about that.

>> No.5880655

but, but,

There is no Keine level in Gensokyo!

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Thanks, thats what I meant to say.

>> No.5880722

That's what mindbreak is for.

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Good lord. You're even more delusional than I thought.
Fine. Clearly, you see such a fate as positive and not harmful in the least. I don't, and I'd be willing to bet most people share my sentiment.
While it is very unlikely (though possible, I fear to admit) that you would be able to force me into this life, but in cases like this, it is very much so the thought that counts.

For the second issue, that is a matter of modesty. Besides, what kind of example would I be setting for my students if I let some person I've never met do such lewd things to/with me?

...and no, I don't take them for walks or anything like that when it's raining. They get dirty, they catch colds, they don't like getting wet...it's not worth it.

>> No.5880750

God, fuck mind break. I hate it so much, jesus christ. I can fap to rape, guro, torture, whatever, but mind break? Hell no.
If I open up an H doujin with Marisa on the cover, I expect to fap to Marisa, not some broken, cum-guzzling slut that looks like Marisa.

>> No.5880782


While the thought may count, I'm not paid to think. You are. What I think should be of such infinitesimal importance to you that it's a non-issue. Besides, if you were unhappy the milk would spoil, and then I wouldn't be making any money.

You have funny ideas about teaching, if you imagined that you were to carry out the second request in front of them. What they don't know won't hurt them. And you seem to know me well enough to even remind me of my own kinks, so the "we just met" line doesn't really work.

>> No.5880805

So, a cum-guzzling slut is fine as long as Marisa isn't broken?


>> No.5880815

Jesus christ this thread is still here. I hate you all, seriously. At least use sage for your faggotry.

>> No.5880831

Perhaps you should get out of /jp/.

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Maybe it should be a non-issue. But it's not. I really do care that someone wants to break me into some mindless dairy cow slut. Crazy, I know.
No, the students wouldn't know. (Unless you told them, of course. Again, I don't trust you.) But I would. It's a matter of principle and, again, modesty.

Lastly, you posted your kinks on the Internet and I read them. That hardly constitutes knowing someone, though what I do know is hardly promising.

>> No.5880857

Art thou mad?

>> No.5880865

Na. The other half of my hatred of mind break is that it always turns the girl into a slut. I don't like sluts.
And my two favorite characters are Sanae and Aya. Shit ain't easy, bro.

>> No.5880871

I'm wondering why the fuck the imouto thread got deleted when the front page is covered in garbage threads that are far worse.

>> No.5880881

RP fag here. So am I.

>> No.5880895

Sucks for you. I like sluts, but hate mindbroken sluts. They have to be sluts of their own free will.

>> No.5880901


Which means that you've read my posts regularly, so you can't deny some level of familiarity. I don't recall saying I wanted you mindless. Perhaps I did, in a haze of alcohol. But it seems it would negatively impact my business.

If it makes you feel better I'll confine myself to your quarters after the fact, then there's absolutely no chance I could tell anybody. Don't know why you think I'm the sort to kiss and tell, though.

>> No.5880928

Just thought I'd post to say that this thread made me quit /jp/

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I was flipping through the internet, found your post, and found more of your posts detailing similar things. That's it, more or less.

You're right, that would make me feel better. I still won't let you do it. Again, principle and modesty.

>> No.5880960

RPfag here. I'm sorry ;_;

>> No.5880977


Principle and modesty prevents you from helping mortals? That's kind of counterproductive.

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Well, I'm not perfect.

>> No.5881139


You profess to be as much.

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No, I do not. There is a difference between having some common decency and being perfect.

>> No.5881270


I see. You're adamant about not helping this particular mortal, or not waging peace, then?

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Were it something less perverted...probably. But this? I'm sorry, no.

>> No.5881318


It is hardly very decent of you to refuse a mortal aid, but who am I to talk? You're the Great and Wise Hakutaku. You can rewrite the social norms form the ground up.

It is even less decent of you not to wage peace, but that's not up to me either.

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>calling someone hardly decent
>coming from the tripfag himself that wants to rape the brains out of a half-beast teacher with morals.

>> No.5881350


Hey, she's claiming to be the paragon of decency, pal-o-mine-o, not me.

>> No.5881389
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So it would be more decent of me to just let you cum on my chest? Because it would "aid" you?
You need help. Badly.

As for me supposedly not wanting to wage peace, you'll note that you still exist.

>120 posts and 44 image replies omitted.
What the flying fuck?

>> No.5881392
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Well, you know...you sparked the fire. When you agitate the bull, you get the horns, good sir.
Also, captcha is "that agitator".

>> No.5881406


>You need help. Badly.

But that is the problem.

I have asked you for help and you did not offer it. Veiled threats aren't exactly convincing me of your wages of peace, either, unless you do, indeed wish for me to fear you. In which case, you invalidate all your previous talk of not wanting to be feared be mortals.

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>this thread

>> No.5881440
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>Veiled threats
>Implying you didn't make veiled threats to lock her up and rape her.
Sir, get help from Eirin, a doctorn, not the Half-beast teacher.
Wow, this thread is alive still, wtf.

>> No.5881447
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By saying that you need help, I am referring to your delusions that I should abandon my morals and decency only so you can experience some perverse enjoyment, and that I that be refusing this, I invalidate my self-proclaimed purpose. In this, you are dead wrong.
I am a teacher and a historian, not a therapist, so I can not help you with this directly. Sorry. Would you like me to find you someone more suited for this?

And no, that was not a threat, and no, I don't want you to fear me.

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Read my trip and please heed it.

>> No.5881473

>I don't know what a trip is

>> No.5881477

The only good thing out of this thread are the number of images of my favorite teacher that I did not initially have.

>> No.5881481


Invalidating? What?

I simply thought it a pity that you balk so much at actually having to get your hands messy in the process of helping a mortal. It makes me think that you're not entirely dedicated to your cause. It also brings the validity of your word into question. I'm not sure I really want to associate myself with someone whose word cannot be trusted, in reflection

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>He thinks that's a trip

>> No.5881497
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You will never get some.
Deal with it.

>> No.5881550
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I like humans. I like to help them, to protect them, to teach them. But there are limits to this. If I could either watch a village of humans burn or have sex with some vicious youkai, I would chose the later in a heartbeat. But here, you ask me to sacrifice my dignity and let you cum on my chest for nothing but your own entertainment. I would sacrifice my modesty for the lives of a group of humans, but for one persons evening entertainment? Hell, for any number of peoples evening entertainment? No. That's not going to happen. That goes beyond the limits of what I am willing to do for humans. If you thought otherwise, I am sorry, but this is not going to change.

I cannot make it clearer than this.

>> No.5881602


What I really want to know is, where did all of this proselytizing come from? We started out with you saying you just didn't want to do it because - I quote you verbatim - you didn't trust me. You also threw in some choice insults.
Now you are waxing lyrical about social mores.

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It was the first time I saw you sense I read your vulgar fantasies about me. I was angry and insulted, and when you asked why I wouldn't let you cum on my chest, it was the first thing that popped into my mind.

>> No.5881690


Assuming you were so hung up on -decorum-, you could have just said from the get-go that you were far too decent for it. Why only now does this factor in? And, more importantly, what makes you think that it would not be an event of extreme importance to me?

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You two are nuts, RPing for 7 hours on the same topic. Srsly, holy shit.

>> No.5881731

What? you think 7 hours is significant? I've had single RP sessions run 14 hours.

>> No.5881753
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I was angry. Now that I've calmed down, I can explain myself better. Sorry, my bad.
I suppose my common sense is also to blame. I assumed that you would know that asking to cum on someones chest is a fairly taboo subject.
And really, the only thing at stake here is your personal enjoyment. I'm fairly sure you're not going to die because I won't let you cum on my chest.

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>> No.5881779


Well, if I weren't deadly serious, I wouldn't have asked the Great and Wise Hakutaku outright.

I think the fact that I made such a request of someone who could erase my history speaks well enough of the gravity of the situation.

>> No.5881795

Keine would never do that! She loves humans.

>> No.5881809
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You seemed open enough about posting you me-related fantasies for all to see. Why would you be any different now?

Gravity of the situation? What are you talking about?

>> No.5881832


I did not, however, consult you personally. I'm doing that now.

And didn't you think it would mean a lot to me if you complied? Did it somehow not occur to you that I would be very pleased with you if you did so? I seem to recall you saying that you wanted to be loved by mortals.

>> No.5881846
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Generally, if you talk about someone on the internet, you should do so with the assumption that this person will eventually find out.

I did occur to me that it might mean a lot to you, and that it wasn't some on-a-whim fling...or maybe I didn't. I'm not sure.

I do want to be loved by humans...but not by humans who want to use me as a dairy cow. I don't want that kind of love.

>Gravity of the situation? What are you talking about?

>> No.5881875


Aren't you supposed to be teaching school, grading papers, preparing homework, and compiling Gensokyo's history, though? I figured that didn't leave much time for web-browsing.

Regarding the gravitas - did you think I was taking this all in light, or in some sport? Or that I was making some idle remark? I am asking you to fulfill a heartfelt wish, if I cannot have you for myself.

>> No.5881877

Strange, I thought a hakutaku was basically a lion with horns, not so much anything particularly bovine.

>> No.5881881

my face when this thread is still here.

>> No.5881886


My dedication to the Great and Wise Hakutaku knows no bounds! I am prepared to bleed for her.

>captcha: the coves

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Well, yes, I'm a busy hakutaku, but...all work and no play, you know.

...well, yes...I did think you were just messing around...

>> No.5881952


Whatever made you think I'd joke around a uniquely powerful being, such as yourself? I've been pursuing you for awhile, I wouldn't waste a perfectly good chance on jokes.

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Well...um...it wouldn't be the first time a human has done something stupid and reckless...like, uh, messing around with a youkai, or...


>> No.5882044


Yes, I've always want to meet a real-life were-hakutaku. But you knew that, of course.

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Oh...is that so...

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