/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

How was your day /jp/?

Any plans for the weekend?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

Shouldn't you already know?

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't you already know what we were planning?

[Anonymous No.]

Have to attend my osananajimi's wedding this weekend.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

It was awwwwwwwwwwwwesssssssssssoooooooooooome.

My plans for the weekend are to put on women's lingerie, a blonde wig, and masturbate while listening to the Audio cd from tsukhimi

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879336

[Anonymous No.]

I have to help move my grandfather into assisted living this weekend because he has Alzheimer's.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5879338
This but with a maid dress.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5879338

> tsukhimi

Woah, look who's slanted already! And I haven't even finished this Colt yet

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5879335
>>5879336
Sorry, but you are too far away for me to read your minds.

>>5879338
Those sounds like some pretty kinky plans.

>>5879347
Ah, that sounds like fun. I haven't been to a wedding in a while.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5879357
I've always wanted to spend money on a maid outfit, but I don't know....maybe I should. Is it worth it? Any good suggestions?

>>5879361
I'm sorry to hear that. I had to deal with the same thing with my grandmother before she passed away.

>>5879362
I've already started drinking so all is good.

[Anonymous No.]

Metathread, in my /jp/?

Samething as I do everyday, browse /jp/ and play games.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5879436

And also, make sure you purchase a pair of heels.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5879407
Yes, I love them. Be sure to get a dry cleaning bag before hand, and if you want to masturbate with it, while tempting, avoid doing it on or in the dress.
As for suggestions: Stay away from BODYLINE, that's the best I can tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, I guess. Did nothing for the most part. Spent an hour just thinking.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5879436
Any good sites or locations that are good to perchase them? I see a lot of different places on the web but its hard to tell whats good or not.

>>5879432
More likely...anyway, what games are you going to be playing. I for on
e (I know) have been playing SC2. Though I am not pro, I am decent.

>>5879444
Noted

[Anonymous No.]

Do you really have to be an avatarFriend? I mean posting under a trip is alright, as you make bearable posts but needlessly dumping images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879464

Go back to /a/ Kagamin

Also, I'll be going on my holidays saturday to sunday night and will be packing, I guess..

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5879447
Nothing wrong with that, I do that quite often though sometimes I get a little to deep and no one else around me likes to talk about deep stuff.

>>5879475
Well, ever since I took this name up, I've done this so I can't stop now or I will be, umm, you know, living up to the name or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879464

Satori is actually decent when she fixes herself up

[Anonymous No.]

Finger Satori's ass.

>>5879338
>soundtrack of zucchini

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5879464
Can't really help there. I buy mine from eBay just to gather points, but if you're wondering about quality, there should be reviews for most popular dresses, or if you do get something off eBay, make sure they do custom dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879517
Her messy hair is part of her charm for me.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5879503
Who? Anyway, sounds like fun, too bad I won't be going anywhere further than outside my dorm to the store.

>>5879517
Most definitely, very moe.

>>5879523
Hmmm.....

>>5879533
Agreed.

>>5879535
Alright, thanks. I'll take a look around ebay this weekend then and see what I can find.


Phew, my day was not too good, training new guys at work can be a pain. especially when you are in a rush to get things done. Good thing I had some Vodka in my fridge. Tang + Vodka + Splenda isn't too bad. Blasting some miku is good too. Oh yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879606

>science experiment cocktail

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5879630
Why not? I don't really like just straight vodka.

[Anonymous No.]

Arent u the one with the crazy room with all the posters and figures OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879691
yes

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5879691
Oh wow, too drunk to have posted my trip for the replay.

Anyway, yes I am that guy.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5879691

That's everyone on /jp/

yours truly excepted

[Anonymous No.]

Just did 10 pounds more than my max so i don't have to worry about the stupid bench test next week.
going to spend the weekend starting up studying vector calculus and then maybe try to teach myself how to play the piano.

[THE BOOFPHONE No.]

I'm in the middle of ely, MN on a three day camping trip.

It's hot, bugs are eating me and all I have is a tent, bag of food, phone (and apparently service) and a picture of my waifu.

The nearest town is 47 miles away and my car is parked 12 miles west in a campground parking lot.

I don't think my body can take it.

[Anonymous No.]

My little brother was going to go to our relatives for the weekend, but he didn't because he's addicted as fuck to TV and my mom (who was going to take him there) is a huge wuss.
Every time he goes out there he has a blast, but he won't because it'd mean 1-2 hours in the car without TV.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5879727
Well, my room is pretty weeaboo compared to most others. But yeah, pretty much.

>>5879729
Fuck I hate math, pre-calc in HS was good enough for me. Most useless skill ever.

>>5879733
Well, at least you have a working phone to call for help if you can't make it. But your waifu will empower you anyway so you will be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879328
Meinem lieblich größe schwester!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879791
Oh no, is Koishi drunk?
This can't possibly end well.

[Anonymous No.]

I watched some videos on the internet and played dragon quest

that is all I did all day

thank you for reading

[THE BOOFPHONE No.]

>>5879768
Service has been spotty, even now it takes about 10min to load a page. I really only brought the phone for the music.

I'm hiking near a lake gathering mushrooms and looking for clover for dinner. 4 hours in and I only have about 5 edible ones.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Reported for the various reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879768
it helps build up into calculus which has some pretty neat stuff,
well...maybe it just seems neat to me cause I'm a nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's hot, bugs are eating me and all I have is a tent, bag >of food, phone (and apparently service) and a picture of >my waifu.

>The nearest town is 47 miles away and my car is >parked 12 miles west in a campground parking lot.

Take Bugs.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5879802
Well...I am drunk so that's all that matters.

>>5879803
You are welcome, the dragon quest series is pretty good. I hope you are enjoying it.

>>5879825
Sounds tough man. I don't think I am cut out for that kind of outdooring. Hope everything goes well for you.

>>5879839
Well, it's not like I can blame you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879853
I agree, I'm learning various parts of functional analysis at the moment; it has some very interesting stuff in it.
School maths can be a little formulaic and boring, but once you get on to the real deal it's pretty different

[Anonymous No.]

I cant get drunk for some reason
a beer or two and I can get a bit relaxed, any more and I get a headache and start feeling sick.
maybe i have a bad liver....

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5879853
Nothing wrong with being a nerd, I used to love math and it was one of my stronger subjects. I guess now since my job uses almost no math at all, I just kind of threw it all away. Thanks god for the military.

>>5879855
Bugs......hmmmm...

>>5879873
Well, I guess true math is a key element of all sciences...but computer take care of most of the work anyway. I remember programing my TI-89 with all the formulas. Too bad teacher ban that on tests.

[Anonymous No.]

I just saw a spider crawl across my desk, and before I could get something to smash it with it disappeared. Now its sitting, WAITING for me to fall asleep so it can crawl on me or something.

My week is ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879890
Just keep drinking until the pain is gone

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5879890
Just get something high proofs and take some shots of it. That should work.

>>5879924
lol, I hope you find the spider and get rid of it soon.

>>5879926
Best advice ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879962
This is the best Satori picture.

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't sleep last night because my brain was on overdrive if that makes any sense. Then this afternoon in the blazing hot Florida sun I had to clean the front porch of the house with bleach to get all the dirt out. Also finally enrolled in some classes for next semester. All I hope for this weekend is that I sleep though it, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879962
Don't laugh, its going to get me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879962
Look at that 5th grade loli.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5880050
One of my favorites of my folder as well. You must have good taste anon.

>>5880053
Well, at least you don't live in North Dakota. It might not be as hot here during the summer, but the winters are death defying. I hope your classes go well. Gotta move up in life somehow.

>>5880074
Well, let's hope its not very toxic.

>>5880087
So kawaii I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5880107
Winnipeg here. Probably very similar weather. Sucks major ass.

Anyways I just finished working a ten-hour shift. Captcha coincidentally is "working analyzed".

[Anonymous No.]

>>5880107
How is North Dakota? I already live in a nowhere state (Ohio), but the economy in ND seems to be stronger.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5880162
10 hour shift, that's not too bad I guess.

Our base has some exercise going on next week full of 12-hr shifts for a week or so. But I have a month of leave right after so meh.

>>5880174
It's true, from what I have seen and heard the economy is doing pretty well in ND, and decent jobs are not hard to find. Though it may not be worth it for -45 degree Fahrenheit winters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879905
I plan to be an engineer , so i kind of need it anyway,

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5880223
A sage isn't going to bump my thread....

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879328
Twas fine.

[Anonymous No.]

-45F is nearly -45C as well, so yeah.

(Captcha: freewill facts)

[Anonymous No.]

Shut the fuck up Toast.

[Anonymous No.]

omg satoriiiiiiiiii~<3

Satori is my fave toho girl, shes so cool~

I wish i could marry her even tho i'm a girl

[Anonymous No.]

I cashed my pay check, bought some beer, was out of the red for 10 minutes, paid my bills. Then I was back in the red, started drinking and playing mahjong


Thats my entire day

[Anonymous No.]

>>5879328
Fapped today.

Going to fap on the weekend.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5880246
Glad to hear.

>>5880278
Urgh, I don't even want to think about wintertime on the flightline. Shit sux.

>>5880293
Who?

>>5880302
Its not good being in the red. Even 0 is better than that. At least you had some drinks though.

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

so will be Satori able to read my mind since i think in some sort of spanish/english hybrid?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you faggots chatting with this tripfag like we're on Twitter or something?

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5880311
I plan on doing that quite a bit on Saturday. I can't wait. Need some more stuff for my onahole though.

>>5880324
see
>>5879373
though I know a little bit of Spanish.
>>5880330
U MAD?
But really, why not? Even /jp/ needs a good metathread sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Will be reading more Oretsuba. Just started last night, fun stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking terrible, I punched my wall so hard that I put a hole in it. Fuck tenhou and fuck mahjong, I've blocked the fucking site six times but I keep going back and getting fucking pissed due to the fucking bullshit nature of the game.

My whole fucking weekend is ruined now. I'm so fucking mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5880330
I don't have anyone to come home to to ask about my day...plus im not bumping the thread so its should be at least semi alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5880361
What kind of onahole do you have?

>>5880330
Tripfag? We're chatting with Satori.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5880367
At least you have some sort of plans. Still not sure what I will do but be a fag and catch up on anime and play SC2.

>>5880370
Sorry to hear that. And your weekend will only be ruined if you let it. Just forget what happen, maybe have a few drinks and let the good times roll.

>>5880377
The 17 evo. I've had it for a bit but don't use it too much and take good care of it so its in pretty good shape. Feels good man.

>>5880378
Yeah you tell 'em. /jp/ will always be there for you.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5880410
Huh, I've been thinking about getting the 17evo because my last onahole broke. How durable is it?

[Anonymous No.]

Will onaholes rip easily? I've got 6" girth, and I'm afraid of ripping them open.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>5880416
I've already hit to "recommend" lifespan of it, and it is still in good shape with the exception of a few minor tears and wear. But I take good care of it so....results may vary.

>>5880422
The one I have seems to stretch fairly well with minimal damage to the material, though I am fairly average in size so mileage my vary accordingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5880422
I think the bigger(lol) issue is if your dick curves alot

[Anonymous No.]

>>5880461
This. Mine does and I broke my onahole after a few uses because it was hitting the thinner sides more directly than the thick end.

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

will satori hear a mute person throughs? and a deaf ones? is she a newtype?

so many questions in the name of science

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

Bump.

I know, a faggot move, but eh, I am drunk and don't care.