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Hello, /jp/.

Just barely half an hour ago, I had sex with a futanari Alice.

It was pretty good. She came hard while I sucked her off, and it went directly down my throat.

Shit was so cash.

>> No.5875079

Does anyone else have dreams where they're able to suck their own dick? I have atleast five every month and it's starting to creep me out, dreaming of sucking a dick.

>> No.5875077
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>>5875069

>> No.5875092

I can express nothing but envy in response to these claims.

>> No.5875102

>>5875079
No, but if you do, that makes you gay whether balls are touching or not.

Sucking yourself off is even more gay than balls touching whilst fistfucking your 178kg man-bear partner.

>> No.5875108

>>5875079
I never dreamnt of it but I'm sure I'm flexible enough to be able to do it if I wanted to.

>> No.5875110

>>5875108

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

>> No.5875113

>>5875079
All the time

>> No.5875114

Futa Alice thinks in romaji?

>> No.5875124

>>5875114
Futa Alice can think however she damn well pleases.

>> No.5875125

>>5875102
Sucking someone else off is gayer. If you suck yourself off, you get pleasure out of it, so your motivation for doing it is very likely to just be for your own pleasure. But if you suck someone else off, you get no pleasure out of it, so the only motivation is if you love cock.

And I say this as someone who would probably enjoy sucking off futa Alice more than I'd enjoy having my cock sucked or pleasured in any way.

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Futa Alice here.
You know, it didn't even feel like I came at all. It was weird.

Excuse me while I get a sake-dish full of mouthwash.

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>>5875125

>> No.5875164

>>5875131
Oh, you know you enjoyed it, dear.

You especially loved how I could use my hands to drive you up the wall (literally)

>> No.5875176

>>5875124
So, futa Alice can hate you and everyone else? And wish to be a member of Fox News? And want to ban eroge?

>> No.5875178

>>5875176
Yes, but Futa Alice would never hate me.

I please her in ways no-one else can~<3

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Hi guys, what's going on in here?

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Good evening.

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>>5875190

Konbanwa, Sacchin-chin

>> No.5875198

>>5875191

How are you today, Arc-san?

Anonymous bragging over fellating Alice, such a small claim. Fellating myself is a much more admirable feat.

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>>5875198

I am fine! And how are you, Sacchin-chin? I hope you have been well?

>> No.5875204

>>5875198
not really, no

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If you guys are so into it then why not just use each other?

>> No.5875210

>>5875198
If given the choice, I'd prefer to have the ability to fellate Alice, rather than the ability to fellate myself.

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>>5875198
Do you demand pics?
I'm... kind of camera shy, so... We'll try, if you want them!

>> No.5875214

>>5875203
I am absolutely perfect and stress-free. Life really is wonderful.

>>5875204
I trust you are just jealous, my dear Anonymous? Her penis looks so unsatisfying, after all.

>> No.5875224

>>5875210

I meant myself, not yourself.

>> No.5875226

>>5875214
Actually, it's quite "fitting", if you know what I mean.

Those massive ones; especially those ones belonging to self-sucking owners are just so massive, I can't possibly see a way to even fit it into any of my orifices. They're just...too big, you know?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4clTCGbfSvs

Futa Alice just wants more singing dolls.

>> No.5875233

>>5875224
>myself
But that's what I said!

>> No.5875242

>>5875214

Delighted to hear! Perhaps a visit is in order.

>> No.5875239

>>5875226
You can just lick the tip, and maybe enter the urethra with your tongue. Such ability is unmatched, so I wouldn't expect it to be widely enjoyed or some such.

I have heard that Kuroko has a relatively charming and small member, however.

>> No.5875250

>>5875242

Perhaps some face sitting is also in order, Arc-san.

>> No.5875262

>>5875250

Absolutely. Any other clever ideas you'd care to try? I'm in an inventive mood.

>> No.5875263

What does "kinokojiru" mean any way?
Fucking romaji...

>> No.5875267

>>5875226
>especially those ones belonging to self-sucking owners are just so massive

You don't need a long penis to suck your own dick (though it can definitely help)
A flexible spine is far more important.
And even more important is practice. They didn't build Rome in a day, and neither can you suck your dick in one day of stretching.
I only have a very average penis (about 5.5" to 6", haven't really measured it because im not that insecure) and can get the entire thing in my mouth. Once you get down to the base it doesn't really matter how long your penis is (in fact, one that's too long will start going down your throat which is just plain unpleasant)

Public Service Announcement by Anonymous.

>> No.5875268

>>5875262

I have always been quite interested in Paizuri, maybe it is time to test it out.

>> No.5875270

>>5875229
Oh my god. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

>> No.5875284

>>5875263
Mushroom soup

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>>5875268

Ah, I wondered why you didn't ask me earlier.
Now this I'm looking forward to. Not to brag, but I'm exceptionally suited to taking on that challenge.

>> No.5875290

Oh my~, not even an hour has passed and just look at all these posts!

>> No.5875293

>>5875285

I was rather embarassed to bring it up, however it seems we will have a good time, yes?~

Is there anything you would like to suggest, Arc-san?

>> No.5875294

>>5875267
>Once you get down to the base
Wait, it's possible to get down to the base? I've never cared too much about autofellatio, since I assumed it was just about being able to barely fit the head inside your mouth while being in a really uncomfortable position, but if you can deepthroat yourself, it's starting to sound interesting.

What kind of stretching do you recommend?

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>>5875294
Really, any kind of stretches. Remember all those kinds of stretches you used to do in freshman P.E. before you dropped out. I've been surprised to find that when I was really going down that sometimes there was actually some strain on my upper arms, and some on the back of my legs.
Position is everything, sometimes I find that I can go down an extra inch just by modifying the position of my hands.
You can deep throat if (already having the ability) you commit like a whole 2 days to stretching. Deep throating down to the base is something that you want to do very carefully and only on occasion. Even if you're flexible it is difficult.

Just take it slowly and don't expect results right away

>> No.5875328

>>5875293

Sacchin-chin, you know I don't mind if you ask. And anyway, I enjoy doing that.

I've no more ideas, at least for the present.

>captcha: proper dimensions

>> No.5875334

>>5875309
Unfortunately, the configuration of your mouth and PENIS means you can only put your tongue on the less-sensitive back side. Accursed anatomy, someone needs to invent a backwards penis.

>> No.5875339

>>5875328

My sexual encounters are generally limited to fellatio, so asking for something else is always sort of embarassing. I hope you understand~

In any case, can you come over right away? I feel awfully lonesome tonight.

>> No.5875355

>>5875339

With pleasure!

>> No.5875363

>>5875355

I will be dressed appropriately, Arc-san, please be excited!

>> No.5875369

>>5875363

I promise to be really, hugely excited, Sacchin-chin!

>> No.5875377

>>5875369
Not as huge as myself, I gather~

>> No.5875385

>>5875377

Yes, it's only a figure of speech. You know what I meant, Sacchin-chin~

>> No.5875390

>>5875385

While you're still home, can you bring along some green for afterwards, Arc-san?

>> No.5875403

>>5875390

I sure can!

>> No.5875435

hello, circlejerk

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so much weeaboo

>> No.5875662

>>5875438
I like boobs. And penises.

>> No.5875670

>>5875438
Requesting slutting pic.

>> No.5875843

>>5875438
>Weeaboos
Do you know where you are?

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