/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna have a slumber party /jp/?
We can braid each others' hair, paint our nails, eat lots of sweets and cake, have pillow fights, and tell ghost stories!
Wouldn't it be fun?

[Anonymous No.]

Only if we play otome games together

[Anonymous No.]

My hair isn't long enough to be braided...

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>Wouldn't it be fun?
It would be.
;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5872807
We can put your hair in pigtails then

[Anonymous No.]

Will we take bubble baths together?

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5872966
Not bubble baths.
Marshmellow baths.

[Anonymous No.]

While we're sleeping we can pinch each others ears!

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5872984
With hot melted chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5872988
Let's draw on someone's face while their sleeping too
And put their hand in a cup of water while they sleep

[Anonymous No.]

My hair is long enough to be braided but I've never learned how to braid..

But back in highschool, some girls would sometimes braid my hair. God I was so fortunate just have them run their fingers through my hair..

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5872993
Whatever you want, anon~

boy do I feel gay

[Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U No.]

>>5873008
>>5872993
>>5872984
Can i join in too?

:3c

[Anonymous No.]

Then I'll slice them all up for Lord Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873029
No

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna build a fort in the corner and not allow any of you cooty-infested girls inside.

Enjoy your "slumber party", suckers.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873029
We'll have to take turns, unless whoever hosts has a jacuzzi or something for plenty of people.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5873038
You're a horrible person

[Anonymous No.]

What part of Poland do the rest of you live in?

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873038
Good, you're the one with cooties so we'll be free of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873006
It's okay man
I'll run my fingers through your hair

[Anonymous No.]

im thinking of a neckbeard in every one of your posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873006
Just make three strands.
Put one on top of another
Put the next one on top of that.
Put the first over the third.
And so on.
Or you could use those braiding machines from the 90's that probably got recalled for ripping out hair

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is so innocent and adorable ;_;

I love you /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

this is gonna end in an orgy or raping that 1 dude who sleeps first bit.
where do i sign up? also knowing how anti-social we are what makes you think we'll like each other?
just cause we have similar interest? every thread gets saged and if we can't have proper etiquette on the internet anonymously what makes you think we could IRL?
enjoy your dicks, if a girl comes rape her and say she should of known what was going to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873069
I hear tha-

>>5873071

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Just try me you bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873062
Neckbeard is the stupidest insult. What does it even mean? A man who does not shave a beard on his neck. And what connotations is it supposed to have? What is the point in an insult that someone can fix with a quick shave? Some people excuse it with 'well, it's supposed to mean that they dont shave lol lazy neckbeard fucks olol" but then, that guy at least clearly shaves, he just doesn't shave certain areas. He wants to be a neckbeard. At some time before metrosexual facebookfags took over the world, it might have been acceptable to have facial hair there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873057
Boys can't have cooties you stupid dumbface ugly girl.

Didn't you learn anything from Mrs. Harrison? Geez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873071
You are not one of us you filthy slut. Come back when you're a proper little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873071
We're all little girls in oversized pajamas here.
What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

cutest thread ever on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be the little girl with bladder problems who has to wear diapers and eventually convinces everyone else to do the same.

I'm sorry for this post.

>>5873097
Neckbeard is just the image associated with the personality.

[Anonymous No.]

oooooh yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873104
Ya-huh, you poo-poo head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873126
Which is why it is a terrible insult. Call them something relevant to that personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873097
way to fucking rage out neck beard

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873137
Watch your FUCKING language.

FUCK.

This thread was nice and innocent until you had to come in here and drop the fucking poo-bomb. What the fuck is your problem? Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

NO BOYS ALLOWED

[Anonymous No.]

RPing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873151

[Anonymous No.]

this thread ran it's entertainment course long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873155
But mom said I'm allowed to play my videogames in here until you girls go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873163
Well you know what, you don't have to come then. We're un-inviting you so there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873180
Dude. Harsh.
That's not even cool.

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of cakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873139
People who act like that probably have neckbeards or else the term wouldn't be associated with them.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll bring my mahjong set.

Penalty games for the losers~

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873189
Okay, fine. I've talked it over with the other girls. We agreed we'll re-invite you BUT you have to do two things. First you have to write us a signed note saying you admit you're a bitch. Oh and you have to let Sarah borrow that one super cute green shrug that you have. For a whole week!

[Anonymous No.]

shut in douche bag nerds tend to not shave thus the term neck beard. /jp/ has already started using "autism" so there that.>>5873139

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873233
I don't really like Sarah... Why is she there again?

[Anonymous No.]

sorry i didn't know we were role playing, let me give this a shot.
...
...
...
.......
*go to corner, fetal position, observe people having fun*
even as a little girl im still ronery.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to bring my moms makeup. I hope she won't find out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873247
Here have some shrimp

[Anonymous No.]

When my sister has a sleepover with her friends I always wish they'd bother me but they never do.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5873258

Thanx, Mima

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873266
well we can bother you~

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873241
Her big brother has that fake ID remember? It's not like any of us really give a shit about Sarah, she looks like a total 'tard with those braces. But we need her so just be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll bring some tea and cute dresses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873284
ooo ooo bring some frilly hats too!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5873293


I'll bring marshmallows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873269
How would you bother me?

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873284
I never thought being a little girl could be so fun

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So what happens to all you boys when this slumber party is gatecrashed by a real woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873327
It's a lot of fun. It would have been nice... to grow up doing that... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>implying someone would actually give up their address to sleep together with a bunch of social anxiety men in the hopes to find a girl actually coming

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873334
I don't know about the others but, I'll go with the rance approach.

[spoiler[I wish ;_;[/spoiler]

>>5873345
Yeah... well, I can't complain about my childhood as a boy either.

No wait, actually I can.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873371
boy did I fuck up that spoiler.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5873369
rptd

[Anonymous No.]

What's this?
No sweets or cake.
No pillow fights.
English tea only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873369
When did we ever say that we would come for the women?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5873386
I'D LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL

[Anonymous No.]

>had plenty of sleep overs with my bff
>had some with my cousins too
>barely see him anymore
>everyone grew up

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873387
>English tea only.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873334
Ask her if her boyfriend has any single brothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873394
>>5873386
samefag replying to himself
also you're missing an r you fggt

[Anonymous No.]

Can we also:

Practice kissing

Compare breast sizes

and

look at each other "down there"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873399
What do you want then - fucking chai?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5873408
no its there at the beginning you stupid blindy

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5873408
You samefag detector is beyond repair I'm afraid.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5873387
>No sweets or cake.
>No pillow fights.
>English Tea
How dull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873410
Obviously I want Japanese greens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873409
As long as we all get to try on cute things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873409
>Practice kissing
>Compare breast sizes
This.
What good is a /jp/ slumber party without lesbian antics?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5873418
Well take your shitty green tea out of here, proper ladies drink English tea.
Do you think the queen drinks that ``chai" garbage? No, cause she's not some dumb Jap hussy like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873387
I think somebody just asked for a pillow fight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873433
Of course the Queen wouldn't drink green tea. What are you, dense? Also I thought chai was Indian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873444

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873433
>>5873418
>>5873410
>>5873399
>>5873387
Hey

Hey

I'm having tea right now

Served on a beer mug

How does that make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm totally up for experimenting with other girls. Unfortunately in a way, thats impossible atm thanks to having a boyfriend I would never cheat on. Even with a girl. Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873458
Awesome. What kind? I'm having an Irish breakfast tea over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873458
I'm drinking tea from a double walled cup. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873458
makes me want to mix beer and tea together. ORIGINAL MIX DO NOT STEAL.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873464
Some peach flavored tea. I'm not very knowledgeable in this area.

>>5873465
Ok

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5873458
I drink my sweeten coffee out of an elegant tea set.
I don't even like tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873470
>mix whiskey and tea together
FTFY

>>5873472
Ever tried apple cinnamon? It's kinda fruity as well, but the cinnamon means it keeps an edge even after it's cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873334

[ケイ !gm59eafZaE No.]

I have bed wetting problems so is it ok if I wear diapers to the slumber party? *blush*

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873481
No, but I guess I should try it. Not very fond of cinnamon, but sounds like it'd be nice.

I should start trying out new kinds of tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873493
HAHAHA. What a baby! I'm already wearing panties! And guess what, im also wearing a a bra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873481
>mix brandy and tea together
FTFFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873493
More like ゲイ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873503
Oh my, how lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873496
Buy a couple different boxes, or get one of those mixed packs. I'd vouch for anything that has assam in it.

>>5873504
Guess I'm used to using whiskey myself and mixed up the phrase. Good catch.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873503
A bra? You're not a little girl. Get the FUCK out of here.

[ケイ !gm59eafZaE No.]

>>5873503
I'M NOT A BABY! :(

[°‿‿° !nekokoBY/g No.]

Who wants to comb my ass hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873511
Hahaha! Of course i'm not! My mommy said i was big enough to handle them!

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873509
Yeah, that should do it.

By the way, is there a specific way of making tea? I mean, I guess if you use teabags you just put the water and wait a few minutes, but what if I get non-bagged tea?

I guess I'm asking obvious stuff now.

[Anonymous No.]

heh heh
I brought along a fake spider to scare the other girls.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5873521
get a tea strainer

[Anonymous No.]

I guess a thread like this is ok once in a while. I just hope you girls are careful. I heard some boys like to do some naughty pranks at sleepovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873521
Get a teapot or an infuser basket. Skip the infuser balls.

Also, Google around and find the times and temperatures for different kinds of teas.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873515
Little girls don't have ass hair...

>>5873527
>>5873530
I see, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Twenty or so fat neckbeards pissing in bottles and arguing over who gets to play Touhou next?

I'm in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873552
im too shy to play touhou with you guys. i can barely finish easy~

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873529
I put steak in your pillow

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873563
Don't worry, I outright can't finish a game.

I guess I could if I practiced, but meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ - Transsexuals

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873597
>/jp/ neckbearded little girls

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873597
It's just fantasizing.

[Anonymous No.]

ねむい。。。
おやすみなさい。。。

[Anonymous No.]

Do we get to sleep together if we're too scared after telling the ghost stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873606
おやすみなさい。。。　お姉ちゃん。。

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5873599

If Emperor Nero the fat neckbeard could be moe~ in Fate, I'm sure /jp/ can too

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873608
>neckbeards piling on top of each other with the dakimakura pillows
doesnt... seem like a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873608
Dear god, I'm imagining fat neckbeards all siting in a room together with their fat rubbing all over each other.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk of tea has me wanting some now.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873617
Someday we'll achieve GRORIA too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873608
Forgot my image

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873624
>>5873620
Stop talking about such disgusting things in a thread with clearly only elegant, innocent, and cute underdeveloped little girls are present

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5873638
>>5873608

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873640
>disgusting
embrace your neckbeard... and it will embrace you.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, what if we all lost a bunch of weight, shaved the neckbeards, and became crossdressers? And then posted pics. I think this is an avenue worth exploring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873638
The one on the bottom reminds me of Da Capo for some reason, source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873653
i think thats too much work

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873653
Why are you fat in the first place? The kitchen is so far away. Why do you even get up to get food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873653
You're kind of late to the party, many of us started on that a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873644

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873661
Otoboku

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873671
Ahh! That is the reason I'm still the same weight for two years!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5873653

>/jp/, what if we all lost a bunch of weight, shaved the neckbeards, and became crossdressers? And then posted pics. I think this is an avenue worth explorin

Whoa, slow down there, chief.

Crossdressers have to be like twigs. If I lose my muscle mass, BOOF will be the only large person on /jp/, and that would be -terrible-.

Also, how would I be able to hit people with my knuckles if I was all small and waifish? You don't know what it's like out here, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873692
Fat is not the same as Muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873692
Honestly though, do you really get the opportunity to hit people with your knuckles as it is now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873692
>You don't know what it's like out here, man.

That's why you stay inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873692
That's okay, you can stay Arc.
But when I become a cute, crossdressing imouto, will you be my huge onii-chan who I sleep with during thunderstorms and jackhammers me lovingly?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5873704

Last week I hit somebody with my knuckles.

I used to do it a lot more when I was taking Kyokushin. But then the school closed, the guy running it moved away.

I've been looking for other good, non-bullshit, full-contact martial arts schools. It's hard, because there's a shitload of fake TKD schools with Mommy and Me classes in the area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873713
train by yourself in your house. I feel less insecure when im doing pushup and such without anyone looking.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5873709

No, I'm already doing that for !CIEL.

[Anonymous No.]

I would trap but I have a man-face.
And HEUG thighs, but is that a good thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873738
im sure you can have more than one

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873713
easy fight the teacher himself, and if you can beat him then leave. I did that to my teacher and he easily got me, so i worked under him for 4 years. then school happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873503
I can't wear bras.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873831
This was translated? Where is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873900
TheEnergyTrade

[Anonymous No.]

Am I too late for the party ? I hope there are no boys coming, they are so rude, they scare me ~

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873921
it's shower time at the moment

the real fun starts when the adults are asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873907
>A while ago, it was mentioned that we aren't actually a Scanlation Group - that instead we are a software development company. While some drew issue with the distinction, it is important, nonetheless - our core business is software development.

Why are they lying. What purpose does it serve? Not that I'm complaining that someone is actually translating these trap manga, but still, it's pretty weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5874022
I don't know, they're just weird.

Hell, maybe they do have some company in Australia that this is a translation branch of.
I don't really care so long as they don't go to jail for my porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5874030
They *might* be working on a translation of a VN featuring a trap, like Otoboku, and are only releasing the Waai manga in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5873604
At first I read that as "It's just fascinating."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Diaperfags always ruin the best things

[Anonymous No.]

Did everyone sleep well?