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Would you join the military if you were guaranteed to receive your own waifu when you returned?

>> No.5872757

I would lose my Anal Virginity by then.

>> No.5872756

I live in Russia. No. Just no.

Captcha: turns (www.ncsbn.org)

>> No.5872765

Is she 2D? That just might seal the deal for me

>> No.5872767

>>5872743
>Would you join the military
Never in my whole damn live NO. Never. Ever.

>> No.5872769
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5872769

Yes.

But she would have to be very moe.

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5872774

Yes I would, Kent.

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>>5872743
"They're here! Prepare to fire!"

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5872793

>when you returned?

Actually, she'd be fighting along-side me.

>> No.5872799

Sure, why the hell not.

Assuming I take some classes in the ROTC first. I am not a fucking grunt.

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>> No.5872809

>join the military
No one here would survive basic training.

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>>5872767

>> No.5872815

Nope.
I have respect for people who serve in the military but I just couldn't do it.
It's better for both me and the military that I stay out.

I might consider joining for 4 years, if I could be paid an outrageous sum of money like $200 million, but other than that no.

>> No.5872835
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5872835

>when you returned?
Yeah right.

>"Ma'am, we regret to inform you that..."

>> No.5872841
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5872841

For a waifu? Sure.

>> No.5872843

I sure would. I'd even be willing to die for my country and charge into battle with only hot blood as my armor for a waifu.

>> No.5872860
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5872860

>Join the military
>Manage to finish training by some miracle
>Get dropped off in a war zone
>Within 10 seconds this is my face

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5872864

but she's immortal so it wouldn't matter

>> No.5872880

But I am not legally allowed to join the military.

>> No.5872883

>>5872875
I think his face is all over the back wall there.

>> No.5872879

Yes.
There ARE military positions that don't involve running around and getting shot, guys.

>> No.5872875

>>5872860
It's not really your face, it's the back of your head. Or rather, helmet.

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5872873

Obligatory.

>> No.5872876

>>5872864
that was to >>5872835 but it still works

>> No.5872894

>>5872879
Is there any positions that involve staying in an unlit room all day surfing the internet?

>> No.5872905

>>5872880
Don't worry I'm sure they'll let autistics in soon enough

>> No.5872906

>>5872894

UAV Driver.

>> No.5872911

>>5872879
One still has to live a military lifestyle though, which is not to be taken lightly.

>> No.5872912
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>>5872860
>miracle
>get shot
Anonymous, NOOOOO!!

>> No.5872919

>>5872906
Naw man I'm pretty sure they get killed too

>> No.5872925

>>5872905
Well done.

>> No.5872937

>>5872911
I'm sure, but I think more people could swallow that then could the idea of going into combat.

>> No.5872960

Can I take my own guns?

They are the closets thing I have to a waifu.

>> No.5872963

With all those Touhou skills anons on /jp/ will surely be picked to fly Predator drones from the safety of a heavily protected and air conditioned base.

>> No.5872973

If you do join for your waifu, for god's sake don't tell another soldier how you're going to settle down with her after this is all over.

>> No.5872975

You guys are so good at dodging bullets in Touhou, imagine the lives you could save if you did that on the field.

>> No.5872977

Can I be entertainment and never have to take a combatant role ever?

If so, yes.

>> No.5872995

does it counts being on the intel division?

>> No.5873007

>>5872963
"A single enemy drone has dodged all of our attempts to shoot it down!? What is this pressure I'm feeling...?"

>> No.5873026

What if, like, in addition to the guaranteed waifu you get another for every medal you earn. Gives more incentive to harem lovers.

>> No.5873045

>>5873007
KONO PRESSURE

>> No.5873072

This premise makes me question my pacifism.

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>>5872975
You're right, I can see it now...
I'm racing down a trench, a plethora of gun turrets looming before me on every side. Comrades are shot down like flies to my left and to my right, but I'm still tearing forward, flying straight through the torrential laser rain like a bat out of hell.

Suddenly up ahead I see it. I press the bomb key and pull up as fast as I can, an almost instant explosion blasting me away with amazing force.

Fuck yes! I just destroyed the Death Star! Looks like the Empire will no longer rule the galaxy with fear and terror. Not after today.

>> No.5873106

>implying I'm not already joining the military

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