/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Gensokyo is out there waiting for you, /jp/.

You just have to look.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god i found it thank you so much anon.

[Anonymous No.]

We should form a cult errr, club dedicated to find Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

Without love, it cannot be seen.

[Anonymous No.]

That's an awesome image

captcha:board everlasting

[Anonymous No.]

And Angels are doing battle in the sky over a single boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>LactoGirl
wtfamireading.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

No, it's not. It's a fictional world present in a video game. It doesn't exist on the real world.
Even if it did, you wouldn't be able to do shit there. Enjoy dying/getting rejected by all the characters you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870461
But Touhou is a non-fictional story written by a man who speaks to the gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870461
Ha, look at this human.
I bet he can't do magic either, he probably just says it doesn't exist.
You have no love

[Anonymous No.]

Mistress Kanako lets me go out sometimes into the real world to check on how shitty it is.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was an eccentric millionaire so I could build Gensokyo on an uninhabited island.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870500
http://boards.4chan.org/jp/You_are_a_faggot..

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870469
>>5870500

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870461
see >>5870454

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870520
Blue Truth, ineffective

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a pretty big and strong man. I'm willing to bet that I could fuck everybody in Gensokyo if I wanted to.

In fact, I'm going to make a checklist when I get there. First one to fuck all the girls wins. Of course, it might be a good idea to learn how to use danmaku before deciding to fuck them, in case they attempt to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I have sex with Sakuya please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870573
Suika and yuugi would still kill you one billionth of the way before they cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870573
a regular youkai can tear you apart easily.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd just let Rumia eat me as soon as I got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870573

Maybe you could fuck Patchy. If she was to weak to use magic on that specific day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870683
I'd either do this, or go straight to the Moriya shrine and become Kanako's slave.

[Anonymous No.]

These threads are always the same
>I would have sex with ______ and live with them
or
>I'll just go live in the human village

really /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870671
Yes, but they don't want to. Everyone in Gensokyo works to uphold peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870723
You obviously haven't met these guys:
>>5870683
>>5870719

[Anonymous No.]

Gensokyo? I will just become a god.

[Anonymous No.]

Cause an incident.
Face Reimu's wrath.
Not invited for tea afterward because I have a penis.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

It's almost fall. I would go find Minoriko and ask if I can drink her intoxicating pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870573
They won't let you rape them if you win a danmaku fight, bro. Does not work that way.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if I can fit my small library through the portal. It's worthless for me to come without any of my books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870795

The trick is to move the portal to your library.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5870810
I'd need Yukari's help for that. Guess it wouldn't be hard to get, since she's doubtless watching the portal to see who comes through.

[sage No.]

I dream of the day when there is a board dedicated to Touhou where all Touhou shitpost threads go safely far away from the boards I frequent. I HAVE A DREAM TODAY!