/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>go to work
>approach cute co-worker who has a nice ass from behind
>I say hello to her
>she doesn't hear me to first time
>I say it again louder
>she turns around and shes texting on her damn phone
>she says oh hey, in a flat uninterested tone
>she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>open the door
>shit on the floor
>every body walk teh /jp/saur

[Anonymous No.]

3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING GAMESTOP

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm helping Grandma carry her groceries up to her apartment.
>She tells me that I stink
>I trip her, she falls down 10 flights of stairs and breaks her neck
>I visit her at the hospital
>She gives me the stinky eye
>I unplug her life support
>She groans
>She wants to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>See girl in bar
>Walk up to her with my drink in my left and my dick in my right
>Trip and spill my drink all over her chest
>Her shirt is now see-through
>She bursts into treats

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.myfacewhen.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>5866927
What kind of treats were they?

[Anonymous No.]

>go to gamestop
>guy I hate is there
>take a swing at him
>he wrecks my shit
>asian kid and old dude join in the fight
>guy murders the shit out of old dude
>use old dude as distraction to shank his ass
>"Old man, looks like I'll be going to hell with you"
>"Ah, I'm glad"
>die

FUCKING GAMESTOP

[Anonymous No.]

>Be 5
>See mother in kitchen
>See wants to fuck
>I want to play with legos
>I'm frankness

[Anonymous No.]

>>5866934
Site reported to the FBI.

[Anonymous No.]

>misuse quotes
>be a massive retard
>300 pounds etc

[Anonymous No.]

>Helping my 8 year old sister do her math homework
>I hand her a pencil
>She takes it
>She wants to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>post a thread on 4chan
>anon sages and calls me a fag
>he wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>My fathers and mothers friends come for visit woti their daugter
>Holy fuck tits and ass top notch
>She takes a glance at me, asks if she could go to home before anyone else because she does not want to stay here
>She want's to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>drunk at a party
>messing around with female friend, put hands on her shoulder
>"don't touch me"
>she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>go to Moriya shrine
>the miko there is seeking donations
>she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>OP tells a cool story
>that's it, the end

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>post on /jp/ all day
>>fujoshi calls you creepy in a thread
>>she wants to have sexual intercourse

[Anonymous No.]

>>5867202
>>Sion calls you creepy in a thread
>>he wants to have sexual intercourse
Fixed for accuracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5867224
I thought you were supposed to use the meme when the person obviously doesn't want to fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk outside
>People stare at me
>Wonder why they're staring at me
>Look down at myself
>I'm naked
>Run to the supermarket to get underwear
>Cashier stares at me
>Buy underwear
>Return home
>Find my whole family dead
>Golden Witch Beatrice declares that my family members are all dead, with red
>Pull out my plasma rifle
>Blow her head off
>She regrows it
>It's useless, it's all useless
>*Crackle*
>She wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk outside
>People stare at me
>Wonder why they're staring at me
>Look down at myself
>I'm naked
>Run to the supermarket to get underwear
>Cashier stares at me
>Buy underwear
>Return home
>Find my whole family dead
>Golden Witch Beatrice declares that my family members are all dead, with red
>Pull out my plasma rifle
>Blow her head off
>She regrows it
>It's useless, it's all useless
>*Crackle*
>Look in my kitchen sink
>Find the gold
>Solve the epitaph
>Blow off Beatrice's head again
>It doesn't grow back
>Sit my ass on my chair
>Browse 4chan
>See this thread
>Report it

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5867239
>*Crackle*

[Anonymous No.]

>>5867255
what the fuck man

[Anonymous No.]

>>5867255
The witch is a golden bacon!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5867255

HNNNGH I ate too much golden ham, I am having a severe heart attack, call the doctor HNNNNNGGHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5866911
You thieving nigger, those are my lyrics.

You think you can just steal my intellectual property and get a way with it?

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5867277
>>5867265
umineko solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>5867265
I'm ganna piss in fire for magical breeding power!

[Anonymous No.]

>my face when my captcha had a ≈ in it

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5867345
witches golden salsa, magical gohda chef, etc.