/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

how did you get autism? i became an autist just recently because i spent too much time on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I watched K-ON

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Anonymous kissed my womb with his penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5866693
What.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread gave me autistic

[Anonymous No.]

Unprotected sex with Sion.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

i drank some juice that was infected with tje autosmo virus

[Anonymous No.]

for some reason, I read OP in a groany, pretentious german accented voice because "autist" sounds like "ahhtist"

So vat vill you be painting next?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5866698

Rivers of your hot white sperm, pulsing into me.

[Anonymous No.]

When I failed at becoming an artist

[Anonymous No.]

Posting in a thread infected with autism.

[Anonymous No.]

Saten threads
They wouldn't stop became too much
Became autistic

[Anonymous No.]

sonnnNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICC!

[Anonymous No.]

I really like the smell of my dick
I can't stop sniffing it
I really wish I could suck it

[Anonymous No.]

Dear /jp/ residents. Tired of seeing shitty non-/jp/-related threads on the first page and want to keep /jp/ a nice place to hang out? Report threads like this for rule violation. After xx reports thread gets automatically deleted. Have fun, don't let shit just lie around.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a part of oldschool autistic master race. I was born with it.
Yes, I am one hardcore bastard.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5866767
can i have your autograph

[Anonymous No.]

>>5866763
Hello /jp/ residents!

Tired of seeing shitty non-/jp/-related threads on the first page?

Want to keep /jp/ a nice place to hang out with your autistic friends?

Report threads like this for rule violation!

After xx reports, the thread gets automatically deleted!

Have fun, and don't just let shit lie around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5866789
>9

look at that baka

[Anonymous No.]

I heard weed is the cure autism guys

[Anonymous No.]

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

im going to bed

stay autistic anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5866879
Goood.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5866846

weed only temporarily staves off the the aspberger

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

You know lately I've been worrying that I might have some type of apsbergers or something crazy thanks to you constantly talking about it /jp/.

I hope you're happy.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5866928

ZUN, your test results have returned from the lab.

Should I tell you here, or would you like some privacy...?

[Hype-Moon No.]

>>5866928
Asperger's is a fairytale.

Actually, all Mental Illnesses are make believes.

Every problem can be solved with corporal punishment.

[Harem Expert !AAA6APGtoc No.]

>>5866945
Reported for ban evasion.

[Hype-Moon No.]

>>5866940
lol your just a pharmacist !

[Anonymous No.]

I got bitten by a radioactive retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>5866950
Pharmacists in my area make, on average, a dollar a minute. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know they don't even diagnose Asprgers as an individual condition now? It's officially been classified as a part of the autism spectrum and has just been called high-functioning autism for a few months now.

An old psychologist thought I had assburgers and gave me a test to diagnose it. Apparently I wasn't even in the spectrum, but close to approaching it. I guess that must mean that I'm just a normalfag socially stunted nerd.

[Hype-Moon No.]

>>5866970
That money is better off given to those who deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what would happen if a severely autistic kid took MDMA?
Should be fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

From sharing used drug needles.

[Anonymous No.]

I started making a lot of shitty threads on /jp/.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5866993

That would be amazing to behold.

[Anonymous No.]

I never speak to anyone except my mom and with her it's always "What's for lunch?", "Where's the towels?" or random questions like that.

I just tried reading aloud and this is HARD (the speaking part, not the reading)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5867412
I just read this thread aloud, and I laughed for some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5867570
try reading this

>Russia did not want American forces a hundred miles from the Volga. Russia simply had to react. It didn’t act directly, but it began manipulating the political situation in the region, reducing American power. It was a move designed to return Central Asia to the Russian sphere of influence. And the Americans, on the other side of the world, isolated by chaotic Afghanistan, Iran, and Pakistan, were in no position to resist. The Russians reasserted their natural position. And tellingly, it was one of the few places
U.S. naval power couldn’t reach.
Central Asia is an area where the

the word "design" always gets me

also "important"

fuck this is hard

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5867585

ARE YOU LYSDEXIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>5867588
i had to google "lysdexic"
yes, I guess I am lysdexic

but wouldn't an official term be "autistic" ?
>Belarus is an easier issue. As noted earlier, Belarus is the least reformed member of the former Soviet republics. It remains a centralized, authoritarian state. More important, its leadership has repeatedly mourned the passing of the Soviet Union and has proposed union of some sort with Russia.

I messed up this part on multiple occasions and became so frustrated that I had to stand up and get a glass of water before continuing

I randomly start pronouncing words or names with Japanese vowels, also I can't pronounce "Russia" well at all

I always say Roosheah,

feels pretty bad ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

LOO TOONS