/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu is a jerk. Discuss.

[&ponpo& No.]

Leave Reimu alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing to discuss
Youkai killed her mother, and raped her father
Seems reasonable that she would be a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

Not as much as Cirno. God I hate that Fairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5860908
>12000 yen
>12000 JPY=139.8406 USD

[Anonymous No.]

>>5860908
clearly that price is including the donation to the hakurai shrine tax... fucking shrine maiden...

[Anonymous No.]

Kigs are fucking terrifying discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to admit, Reimu's a jerk sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5860910
>Youkai killed her mother, and raped her father
Which doujin you got those opinions from?

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

Why can't she be a good girl like Sanae?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5860921
best cosplay at otakon

[Anonymous No.]

>>5860921
Me in the back Dattebayo

[Anonymous No.]

>>5860941
Sanae is a fuckin slut or why do you think is the Moriya shrine so well visited?

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu got every right to be a jerk - she's got the worst job in the world. Abusive co-landlord, lousy tenants, little salary, no accident compensation or health care, near poverty line conditions, near-starvation conditions, the house is constantly falling apart, constant in-fighting, and no love.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, why are you so mean? Look, you made her cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5860910
>raped her father
Oh, come now.

Yuuka never has to rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5860968
Oh well, she can always mooch off Rinnosuke some more since not only does he give her free food, but always turns a blind eye to the shop lifting she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5860941

Because red means stop and green means go

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu invented the spell card battle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5860986
I guess Mima will have to silence her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5860968
She could screw her job and go live in the human village. Yukarin should be more than engouh for keeping the border safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5861019
Reimu's job isn't to maintain the border, it's to maintain the artificial power balance between youkai and humans.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu's destitution is her only moe trait.

[Anonymous No.]

>Insult a character I feel very indifferent about
>Someone posts a crying image of that character in response
>Feel bad despite knowing it's RP shit and the character isn't real
>My face

[Anonymous No.]

>>5861029
Mikos that have to eat grass are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu's a jerk, but everyone she knows is a self-centred tyrant, so it's fun to see her be a jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

I jerked off to Reimu. Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5860921

>Kigs are fucking terrifying

I prefer the term "nightmare fuel," personally.
When you aggro children, you know you're some pretty scary shit. Look at that kid, he's ready to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5861042

"W-Why on earth would you want to-"
Reimu looks at you with a mix of confusion and embarrassment. You cut her off sharply, reminding her that she'd agreed to this in return for a sizable donation.
"Okay, fine." she pouts, and lays down on the floor.
You gingerly lay on top of her, holding her down. She squirms a little under you, and looks away from you with a huff. Refusing to make eye contact, she extends her arm upwards, exposing her armpit. "Just go ahead and do it," she snaps. You admire the contours of her side, her barely visible ribs, the side of her breast wrapped in a sarashi, and finally the smooth valley of her armpit. It glistens slightly in the light from her sweat, and you lower your nose in and inhale deeply. Reimu's fragrance is magnificent, and you find yourself becoming hard almost instantly. Reimu yelps with surprise as you begin to lick her, the salty taste of her perspiration flooding your mouth and driving you wild with lust. She can feel your erection pressing into her thigh, and as you continue to lick her armpit she mutters "P-pervert..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>5861090

Mad with excitement you withdraw your face from her side and greedily instruct her "Other side."
She sighs and obeys your command, extending her other arm upwards. You bury your face in her other armpit and begin to lick her vigorously once more.
"Oh god, Reimu," you mutter under your breath, and the excitement is too much for you to bear. As you lick the sweat from her other pit, you actually reach orgasm and begin to cum in your pants. "Mmmm, Reimu!" you groan. Realizing what is going on, she squirms and attempts to push you off of her. Having reached climax anyways, you relent and sit up, letting her get out from underneath you.
Reimu's reaction to you having cum just from licking her armpits is one of complete disgust. However, 100,000 yen speaks louder than words and she wraps her hand around yours, withdrawing the wad of sweaty bills.
She gives you a look that's somewhere between utter contempt and genuine thanks, and sends you on your way, looking for something to wipe your saliva from her underarms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5861090
>>5861098
But I'm not done yet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5861098
You forgot to write how her hairs tickle in your nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>5861098
>>5861090
If I lived in Gensokyo and had alot of money I'd do this all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu is the hottest touhou.

[n00b64 No.]

you'll never get to pleasure yourself using reimu's arm pits ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

i got hard reading that story. fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5860987
More accurately, Yuka is incapable of rape. After all, you can't rape if they don't want it.