/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of doctoring is this

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk No.]

Effective.

[&ponpo& No.]

I didn't notice that yukkuri last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>What kind of doctoring is this
an ancient kind.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

Rude doctoring

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[Anonymous No.]

The best ever?

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk No.]

>>5858672
My erectile dysfunction is cured!

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5858686
But... but...

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5858686
i'd let her touch my penis... if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin isn't even a real doctor, don't let her touch your penis!

[Anonymous No.]

It's bad medicine.
Bad medicine is what I need.

[Anonymous No.]

How come fan artists always seem to portray Eirin as a surgeon or a nurse? In Gensokyo she acts partly as a pharmacist (an entirely different medical profession) to turn some revenue off her tremendous scientific knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5858695
Palpate you for testicular torsion?

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

>>5858691

Because she has a nurse's hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5858700
shouldnt she be touching my testicles then? well, i dont mind

[Anonymous No.]

I want to remove one of Eirin's shoes, stick her foot in my face, and inhale deeply.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk No.]

>>5858692
If it makes you feel any better...

I'll touch your penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>lewdest prescribed

[Anonymous No.]

>>5858715
She's not a very good doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

The good kind.
From a good doctor.

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

>>5858718

This picture, it was made for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Doctor doctor, please
Oh, the mess I'm in
Doctor doctor, please,
Oh the mess I'm in

She walked up to me
and really stole my heart
And then she started
to take my body apart

[OH !qtDESIREtc No.]

I wish for Eirin to teach me pharmacology.

[Anonymous No.]

My name is Dr. Worm.
Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm.
I live like a worm.

I like to play the drums.
I think I'm getting good,
But I can handle criticism.
I'll show you what I know,
And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums.
I'll leave the front un-locked 'cause I can't
Hear the doorbell

When I get into it I can't tell if you are
Watching me twirling the stick.
When I give the signal, my friend
Rabbi Vole will pay the solo

Some day somebody else besides me will
Call me by my stage name, they will
Call me Dr Worm.
Good Morning how are you, I'm Dr Worm
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm.
I live like a worm.

I like to play the drums.
I think I'm getting good,
But I can handle criticism.
I'll show you what I know,
And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums.
I'm not a real doctor,
But they call me Dr. Worm.

[Anonymous No.]

Whooaaaaa
The hot summer night fell like a net
I've got to find my baby yet
I need you to soothe my head
Turn my blue heart to red

Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of lovin' you

A pretty face don't make no pretty heart
I learned that, buddy, from the start
You think I'm cute, a little bit shy
Momma, I ain't that kind of guy

Doctor, doctor, give me the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
Whooaaa

I know you like it, you like it on top
Tell me, momma, are you gonna stop?

You had me down, 21 to zip
Smile of Judas on your lip
Shake my fist, knock on wood
I've got it bad, and I've got it good

Doctor, doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you

[Anonymous No.]

I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick
And when you're feeling sick
Babe, I know a trick
It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' alright
Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight
I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick
And I gonna heal you with my fabulous stick
So, undress, please, undress, but don't be a sleeper
I will touch you, I will touch you, ddddeeper

[Anonymous No.]

>>5858761
UFO>Robert Palmer

[Anonymous No.]

I'm actually studying pharmacology.

Ah, no, never mind, I'm studying pharmacy.
Damn, maybe I should change majors before it's too late.
It's not like I care about the subject beyond the pay anyway.

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

>>5858781

Studying to be a pharmacist and studying pharmacology are two very different things. A pharmacist makes decent money; a pharmacologist has two Porsches and three beach houses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5858751
Man, spammer. You can't even get the lyrics right. You should feel even worse than you already do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5858794
Yeah, but I was raised poor, so even a 60K salary is 'beach houses' to me.
What matters is how difficult it is. As it is, studying to be a pharmacist is difficult solely because I'm required to get a letter of recommendation from a pharmacist, like a feudal guild system. I don't know any pharmacists, and have to spend about $100 to get licensed to work in a pharmacy to get close enough to one to try and get him to like me enough to write a damn letter.

I don't know anything about pharmacology schooling, except they focus more on creating drugs, and less on reactions between drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5858820
>Yeah, but I was raised poor, so even a 60K salary is 'beach houses' to me.
What matters is how difficult it is. As it is, studying to be a pharmacist is difficult solely because I'm required to get a letter of recommendation from a pharmacist, like a feudal guild system. I don't know any pharmacists, and have to spend about $100 to get licensed to work in a pharmacy to get close enough to one to try and get him to like me enough to write a damn letter.
Getting letters of recommendation isn't that hard. All you have to do is be a good worker and people will give you a letter of recommendation.

[OH !qtDESIREtc No.]

Pharmacology is awesome 'cause you get to examine the molecular mechanisms of treatment and disease.

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin is a bad doctor. She thinks love causes clogged arteries.

What was she DOING in med school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5858994
I suppose, but coming up with the $100 for a certificate to say I'm okay to work in a pharmacist when it really requires nothing but a finger print scan is tough to come up with, especially when you live off of bread and ramen, not out of laziness, but necessity.

I should get a job, but my lack of one is due to laziness.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

EIRIN EIRIN, TASUKETE EIRIN

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[Anonymous No.]

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