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5855001 No.5855001 [Reply] [Original]

Do you really think living in the Forest of Magic or anywhere else in Gensokyo will make you less pathetic? Why don't you lie to yourself some more and say, "I'm not an idiot"?

>> No.5855008
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>> No.5855014

Roleplaying.

>> No.5855017

I'm not an idiot.

>> No.5855023 [DELETED] 

>>5855014
It's a legitimate question.

>> No.5855025

>>5855017

Go to bed, Cirno.

>> No.5855026

Alice if you keep acting this way I'm just going to stop visiting you since Yuka and Patchy aren't nearly as rude.

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>>5855026

>going to Yuuka

Why do you hate your balls?

>> No.5855044

I'm fine with being pathetic if I get to be around Alice-chan~

>> No.5855049

>>5855036
I'd be proud of my balls if they ended up in Yuuka's hands...

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>>5855036
She's dangerous, yeah, but you just need to know how to handle her.

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Man...

>> No.5855069

If we really lived in Gensokyo, the Touhou's would probably ignore us and go for the stronger, bigger, manly men. We'd be nothing to them!

>> No.5855073

>>5855069
>Touhous
>go for (...) men

Ha ha, yeah right.

>> No.5855074

>>5855069
I am fine with being a dog.

>> No.5855082

>>5855074
Fuck the touhous with your knot!

>> No.5855086

>>5855069

>touhous going for bigger, stronger men

Only highfalutin' sluts like Suwako. I'm still remember that doujin where she made huge, muscular peasants sweat and work half-naked in front of her.

But I imagine that if Anonymous really was in Gensokyo, his Asperger's and crippling social anxiety would prevent him from talking to anyone at all. Perhaps Alice and Kaguya, since they're on the Internet.

>> No.5855116

>>5855086
I dunno about everyone else, but if I can manage to get outside I act fairly normal. No one's ever called me weird to my face anyway.

>> No.5855123

>>5855116

>but if I can manage to get outside

you are about to be skinned alive by the resident TRUNEETS on /jp/

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>Go to gensokyo
>Get killed within 10 seconds by a lesser fairy
>My face

>> No.5856481

I'd love to live with cirno and make cold love

>> No.5856507

>>5856481
Cirno is actually quite warm, see Hisoutensoku for details

>> No.5856513 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD.

>> No.5856807

>>5856507
really? i thought she would melt if i hugged her. but know knowing i can hug her safely it will help my dreams ;_;

>> No.5856844

>>5856807
Don't worry. She lives as long as ice exists in any way shape or form.

>> No.5857142

mai waifu <3

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