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5847762 No.5847762 [Reply] [Original]

The part you see is the fungus genitalia, or as close to as a plant can get. It's the reproductive part. Also, all shrooms are phallic. No exceptions.

>> No.5847779
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>> No.5847778
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>> No.5847801
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>Also, all shrooms are phallic.

>> No.5847811
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Come at me!

>> No.5847820

>>5847778
I hate it when they turn Marisa into a boy. I really, really loathe it.

>> No.5847866
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SHROOMS! SHROOMS! SHROOMS! SHROOMS!

>> No.5847881

>>5847820
Really? I love it.
None of that futa herm stuff though
cock and balls only

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>> No.5847910

>Fungus
>Plant

Also so what, fruit are plant ovaries. 'nads are fucking sweet.

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>> No.5847911

>>5847881
I agree on the no futa deal, but I fucking hate the whole F->M deal. And it is usually Marisa.

No, I do not care if she is a tomboy. It's like having a bittersweet wine chocolate and then shitting all over it.

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>> No.5848031

>>5847911
Isn't it usually Udonge that grows the dick?
Anyway, futa is better than a full sex change.

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>>5848031
Never compromise. Not even in the face of utter annihilation. No futa.

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I like this one.

>> No.5848303

>>5848086
Why would he draw Suika with all those veins on her breasts?
:(

>> No.5848339

>>5848086
What's wrong with futa? I like. Seeing balls in my porn is pretty much a turnoff for me anyway.

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>>5848303
It is a shirt wet with sweat. Notice how it is hot?

>>5848339
Futa are being drawn with balls as well.

As a matter of fact, most futa get the distorted treatment, focusing ON THE FUCKING DICK than in the girl. It is really, really gay.

>> No.5849093

>>5849064
Good. I like dicks.

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>>5849093
Cheers to you pal. Now go suck faceless men in the street. You'll get real popular quickly.

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>>5849064
That picture immediately reminded me of this one.

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>Also, all shrooms are phallic. No exceptions.

>> No.5849300

Shrooms are tasty. No exceptions.

>> No.5849329

>>5847778
what is the source of this?

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>>5849300

Jom jom.

>> No.5849368

I love mushrooms.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria

>> No.5849453

>>5849118
I prefer his other Yuuka pic. You know, the one where she is a full blown (flowers?) dryad.

>> No.5849613 [DELETED] 

My hobby is mycology. That is my favourite mushroom too.

>> No.5849626

>>5849368

My hobby is mycology. That is my favourite mushroom too.

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"Did you know that Shiki leaks poop"?

>> No.5849642

>>5849626
Just plain say you are a drug addict.

It is legal now!Kama

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>>5849626
My favorite mushroom is this one. It overtakes a plant and pretends to be its flower, making pollinating insects carry its spores instead of pollen.

Another good one is the ambrosia fungus, some of which are in a symbiotic relationship with ambrosia beetles. The beetle tends to the fungus and brings it to new trees in specialized pouches (the fungus cannot spread otherwise), and the fungus in turn provides food to the beetle.

I want to be a wheelchair-bound, homely ambrosia fungus girl cooking for my beloved ambrosia beetle "wife", who works for both of us, taking me outside for walks and carrying me to our bed every night. At first I would be dismayed at how I'm being a burden on her and try to hide it, but she'd find me crying, kiss me gently and say she loves me no matter what my shortcomings are. Tired from crying, I would then fall asleep on her lap, with her gently patting my head.

If only ;_;

>> No.5850509

>>5849733
Why did you go from awesome to pure failure?

>> No.5852969

>>5850509
That's how /jp/ rolls

>> No.5852989

>all shrooms are phallic
If you said that all mushrooms looked like genitals then I'd agree with you because there are some that aren't cocks but look more like clitoral hoods.

>> No.5853264

>>5850509
I'm sorry, I went overboard.

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