/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Every night is Friday night at /jp/.

What are you NEETs up to? Wasting your day browsing /jp/ again?

[The /jp/ Police !TOD33vFX8s No.]

it's like 1AM and the night has only started for me
NO-ONE SLEEP IN JAYPEE-EE
ALL NIGHT REPORTING STUFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842051

Is this a quality thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>Wasting your day browsing /jp/ again?

Obviously.

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

Playing Arc Rise Fantasia, watching anime, browsing /jp/ and eating.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't decide which game to play because they're all too shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

MIKU IS GOING TO BURN ;_;

[The /jp/ Police !TOD33vFX8s No.]

>>5842060
Don't ask me
I'm not quality police

[Anonymous No.]

NOT TODAY

MY NEET DAYS WILL END

TOMORROW!!

I'M VERY MAD I DON'T WANNA GO TO COLLEGE

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842065
I know the feeling.

I just bought a PS3 and SSF4, MGS4, Demon's Souls and Valkyria Chronicles.

They all blow chunks to me even though everyone else says they're great. I get bored after ~10 minutes and scurry back to /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842080

Tomorrow, tomorrow! It's only a day away~!

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>5842080
Study hard enough for the rest of us, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: /a/'s moderator and his high school anime club friends shit all over /jp/ whenever they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842097
This is /jp/, the highest status any of us are allowed to achieve is college dropout.

If you haven't dropped out of college at least once you're too young or too stupid to be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842106

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842086
I hear that. Games that I used to enjoy playing are no longer fun anymore. I can only play them for about 30 minutes before I get bored and go right on back to 4chan.

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>5842111
I doubt most of /jp/ has even gone to college.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm on a /jp/ break from printing out anime girls on thing glossy paper, cutting them out and sticking them up around my computer screen.

Other activities in progress include:

-Having one of my occasional techno sessions, which is making me very much enjoy typing quickly with my eyes closed.
-Eating a pork pie from Waitrose.
-Contemplating which of my 10 monitors to bring with me to university.
-Being quite happy with my £730 bank balance and wondering what to spend it on besides a Klan Klein fig.
-Mustering the effort to watch some anime this season which isn't Seitokai Yakuindomo.
-Getting side-tracked from the above and downloading more Imouto wa Shisshunki.

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up, I can stop browsing whenever I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842153
Obviously, 90% of the userbase here is 15 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842153
Quit projecting your failure to get into college on the rest of /jp/. It's not going to work.

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting for my gun to get out of customs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842097
Man, it was short(2 years), I enjoyed every moment so far, but I can't live like this forever, my family was pressuring me really badly. I will study Computer Science because I kinda enjoy boring things like math and programming, the first semester will be a breeze, I think. But keep in mind I won't leave you guys and hopefully I might be able to do something useful for once.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

It's Sunday, what the hell.

You can't stop me from chilling like a villain today, /jp/. I'm taking it easy right now.

And there's nothing you can do about it. How does it feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842154
Ugh.

You're worse than the usual /jp/ scum.

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>>5842169
>normalfaggot implying that everyone is like him
I got excellent grades in high school, I could've gone to college if I wanted. I chose the NEET lifestyle instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842153
Most of /jp/'s users are God-loving hard-working Americans who finished college. They're well on their ways to working a full time job at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842171
>Computer Science

As a former CS-fag, I can tell you that you have no idea just how boring this major can get. After 2 years I couldn't take it anymore and finally switched to EE, that shit made me hate computers.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842196
Like I said, I somehow enjoy boring things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842174

You're our nigger pothead

I thought all you ever did was chill?
In fact, I thought that was all you were capable of.

[Anonymous No.]

Also, any suggestions for a last time NEET fap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842198
You better stop posting risque material before I get upset and report you.

[Anonymous No.]

Guitar practice.

I sound like Shoji Meguro.

I don't want to sound like Shoji Meguro.

I must train harder, go for another hour. This is probably not a good idea at 00:48, but I must carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842190
All of /jp/'s users are young, innocent maidens who secretly yearn for each other's company but are too shy to admit it, so they resort to insulting each other at every possible chance to mask it even though they feel bad for doing so. The claims to masturbate often are true though, /jp/ users "feel weird" down there whenever they think about other beloved Anonymous on /jp/, and they fantasize about them for hours with one hand in their panties, reading the posts of their crushes with the other hand on the mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

I was playing the new StarCraft, but then I got bored.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5842213

It's Beatrice's fault for having such rude tits, Anonymous!

Look at her. Just LOOK at THAT TROLLING WITCH.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5842223

I am just a shy magician who cannot express his feelings with a magical son

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842169
>wheeee I got into an awesome school
>it's my first year and I made a 4.0 in high school I'mma knock em dead
>mommy and daddy said I'm awesome, suck my dick everyone!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5842234

> a magical son

ff-f-

fuuuuuuuuuuuu

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5842228
>>5842198

RUDE AS HELL

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842223
I-I don't know what you're talking about.

Geez. Stupid anonymous, always acting like he knows me. I-it's not like I care about you or anything.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk No.]

browsing /jp/

being lonely

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5842245

Battler is all like,

>GOD DAMN
>I can't deal with how RUDE these TITS are

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842036
4am, drinking tea, listening to some relaxing slow music and writing complex goal/status charts about MMOs I play so I can find the resolve to drop them altogether.
I want to get back to playing single-player games with an occasional casual multi-player experience. /jp/ is the only MMO I can't live without though.

[The /jp/ Police !TOD33vFX8s No.]

>>5842258
SWEET GRAMPS
WHY ARE YOU NAKED

I TOOK OFF MY PANTS CAUSE I WAS BANGING MY WITCH A MINUTE AGO
AND NOW YOU ARE BANGING HER

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5842258
I'd be incompetent too if I was distracted by rude titties like those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842267
nigger you're on an amphetamine cruise with the /v/ memes today

do "look down and I'm a bear" next!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5842267

HI HI HI

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5842267
I WARNED YOU BRO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE RUDE TITS

[Anonymous No.]

It's Sunday.

[The /jp/ Police !TOD33vFX8s No.]

>>5842277
I don't really follow /v/'s trends I just like SBAHJ because it echoes with my autism

[Anonymous No.]

going to this

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

I grilled some steak and bratwurst and now I'm eating them.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

/neet/ 3D Instruction Manual

[Anonymous No.]

First I stayed up for 36 hours without eating anything, then I slept 16 hours, woke up, made a 4-person serving of carbonara, and ate it all in one go.

I can't move.

[Sakura !!mcI4Nfcr3u5 No.]

Just got home, kinda hungry, think I'll play some VNs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842196
How is EE treating you?
I'm somewhat leaning on declaring EE my major for my second year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5842438
I do that quite frequently actually.
I've gotten a huge ass over it, but I'm skinny everywhere else. Weird.