/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you hate it when you're sitting down taking a shit and then you piss and it flies out of that crack between the seat and the toilet bowl then all over the back of your pants?

[Anonymous No.]

Totally.

[Anonymous No.]

>implying that I wear pants when I take a dump

0/10

[Anonymous No.]

shit man, that happened to me other day.
I was pissed

[Anonymous No.]

Usually it flys over the toilet seat

[The /jp/ Police !TOD33vFX8s No.]

i could tell you but you know the rest

[Anonymous No.]

That's why true Otaku shit on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate when I'm on the toilet and I see a spider or some other bug in the corner. Often times, it disappears out of sight or gets out of reach by the time I'm done. Then I'm always afraid it'll show up again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5841069
I've never had that happen to me. You guys must be doing it wrong or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5841122
Your dick must be too small to get caught under the seat at that position.

[Anonymous No.]

The only time that sort of thing happens to me is after I've just had a very long wank and I'm desperate for a piss but my wedding vegetables are still on honeymoon mode, and I can't quite angle it down enough.

Having a large penis is of very little advantage if you having nothing to put it into (   ._.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5841147
This is why I always wait till my dick shrinks in size before I piss no matter how desperate I am.