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Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:38:33 2010 No.5832790 [Reply] [Original]

Gentlemen, how DO we kill Gaphag

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:39:33 2010 No.5832797 Do we need to?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:41:33 2010 No.5832807 >>5832797 Yeah, can't we just distract her with jailbait forever?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:41:33 2010 No.5832814 File: 214 KB, 477x650, 12171394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's not that hard if you catch her by surprise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:41:33 2010 No.5832811 QUALITY THREAD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:42:33 2010 No.5832817 Like a gentleman of course

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:42:33 2010 No.5832820 File: 127 KB, 724x1024, FC75F67B45A04BFEADB147418BCC3500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When shit needs to be done

Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:42:33 2010 No.5832822
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Take Ran and Chen away from her. She will be too lazy to cook and clean for herself and will soon die of starvation or some sort of infection from never wearing clean panties.

She may also die of loneliness for taking away her fuzzy lesbian lifepartner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:42:33 2010 No.5832823 File: 161 KB, 512x512, 1261000638201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Distraction Chen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:42:33 2010 No.5832824 sniper rifle from a mile away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:44:33 2010 No.5832833 Shoot her with a gun. Cut her into very small pieces (FYI, this kills youkai) while she's too busy bleeding to do anything. in b4 Yukarist come with their eternal "she would just [insert gap bullshit she can't actually do]" argument.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:46:33 2010 No.5832844 >>5832833 >too busy bleeding >gaps her blood right back into herself lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:47:33 2010 No.5832849 >>5832833 >can't actually do Manipulation of boundaries. From a person who cannot do something to a person that can do something, chara change!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:47:33 2010 No.5832851 Batman + prep time You can't prove me wrong also inb4 300 replies about chaos gods

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:47:33 2010 No.5832853 File: 268 KB, 740x1035, youkaiJesus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crucify her Stab her in the side Bury her Doesn't matter, she'll come back after 3 days

Yukarist Sat Jul 31 15:48:33 2010 No.5832862
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>>5832833
Yukari can't be shot nor cut because she woudl gap the cut herp or gunshot wound into not herping excisting and suddenly misiles woudl come from gaps that were hidden in her gap that was not a gap (Piipii and vahginah) all along durrrrr and then she woulöd hax herself something and somethign and then most powerfull being of the universe derp slurp durrp

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:50:33 2010 No.5832871 File: 160 KB, 1199x786, before a nuclear explosion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] surround her with these.

Sat Jul 31 15:50:33 2010 No.5832872
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I remember to all of you that she can control boundaries appart of danmaku. Normal weapons and shitty armors won't work with her.

But the distraction strategy can be good enough. One of us distract her while other one convince Cirno to frost her forever. Then we kill Cirno and we conquer Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:50:33 2010 No.5832869 The simplest way to destroy Yukari is the forment war within her realm. Since she swore to uphold everlasting peace in Gensokyo at the expense of her life, by destroying that peace irrepairably, you can get the Dragon to take care of her for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:52:33 2010 No.5832883 File: 448 KB, 1200x736, 12259387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832872 >kill Cirno Impossible. Nothing can kill Cirno.

>>	Yukarist Sat Jul 31 15:52:33 2010 No.5832884 >>5832833 >implying she won't manipulate the gap between being dead and alive while she's dead and ten turn you into Laforza 1989 5.0 V8 and then drive you to willy wonka's chocolate factory and take it over

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Jul 31 15:52:33 2010 No.5832887
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>>5832822

She'll just turn into a stone and come right back after annoying some passing travellers.

Yukari isn't the only one in the house with vaguely specified powers of hax.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:53:33 2010 No.5832889 File: 418 KB, 707x1000, Mograine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Send a Paladin to slay the foul, unholy beast!

Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:54:33 2010 No.5832896
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>>5832862
Yes and she cant be killed anyways becus she was sayed to be the most powerfull and controlls everything she kan kill you by juts walking Derrp trouhgh a gap and then she she like goes RAAAAWR >_< and stabs you with a pole from a gap and is like -_____________- Baka ninken you cant cut meAnd then a rape comes out of three gfaps becaus eYukari is my wauifu and dio nmot steal out etermnal lowe

>>	Yukarist Sat Jul 31 15:55:33 2010 No.5832897 File: 43 KB, 299x339, Guileface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832833 she would just [insert gap bullshit she can't actually do]

>>	Sat Jul 31 15:57:33 2010 No.5832904 File: 49 KB, 510x710, estufa_placas_cultivo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832883 Well that's a lie. Behold the mass cirno destruction weapon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:57:33 2010 No.5832912 ignore her she dies in your mind done, now gtfo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:58:33 2010 No.5832913 File: 39 KB, 337x425, chuck-norris.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832883

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:58:33 2010 No.5832915 File: 524 KB, 800x1216, 1239629436410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is everyone worrying about a smallfry when a big player like this is on the loose

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 15:59:33 2010 No.5832918 File: 224 KB, 750x1299, domestic2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Sat Jul 31 15:59:33 2010 No.5832919 File: 25 KB, 350x449, techno-viking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832913

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:02:33 2010 No.5832937 File: 197 KB, 600x2661, 1276560495721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH BOY ANOTHER WARHAMMER THREAD! Check out my fig, looks pretty awesome huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:02:33 2010 No.5832938 File: 117 KB, 400x400, domestic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:03:33 2010 No.5832942 File: 139 KB, 656x801, 8518064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832904 That won't stop her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:03:33 2010 No.5832948 You guys understand Cirno can only die if winter and ice stop existing everywhere, right? She's an embodiment of a force of nature guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:05:33 2010 No.5832956 File: 33 KB, 600x406, heavy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POW! HAHA!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:06:33 2010 No.5832966 >>5832913 It's like I'm browsing the internet in 2003!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:06:33 2010 No.5832968 >>5832948 She could receive an injury that she cannot regenerate from. Yama said it so it must be true!

>>	Sat Jul 31 16:07:33 2010 No.5832969 File: 88 KB, 334x500, water.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832942 ho ho! Then I think I have the right weapon for both of you! Behold the power of WATER! Use it to melt ice and extinguish the fire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:08:33 2010 No.5832972 Fedor Emelianenko

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:08:33 2010 No.5832973 >>5832968 THE YAMA LIES TO MAKE SURE YOU REMAIN A CONFORMIST PUPPET! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:08:33 2010 No.5832976 File: 135 KB, 600x800, sillyface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832972 Don't tell me you mistook your captcha for the comment field.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:09:33 2010 No.5832979 File: 74 KB, 300x386, 300px-Mmz4-sol-titanion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832942 Hi, sister.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:09:33 2010 No.5832978 File: 26 KB, 530x336, ntr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832918

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat Jul 31 16:09:33 2010 No.5832977 File: 28 KB, 511x383, 1279346382971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reported to Yukari~n

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:11:33 2010 No.5832993 File: 1.43 MB, 1280x1024, 10969157.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832969 Would you like your water frozen or evaporated?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:14:33 2010 No.5833011 >>5832790 Hag? More like Gap 17 year old.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:17:33 2010 No.5833021 >>5832833 >Cut her into very small pieces (FYI, this kills youkai) >Youkai have more robust bodies than humans, so even if they're split into five, they heal right away. You stupid or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:19:33 2010 No.5833037 >>5833021 >very small pieces >five You call hacking limbs off and calling it a day "very small pieces?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:19:33 2010 No.5833042 >>5833021 >so even if they're split into five, they heal right away. so what if you split them into six?

>>	nub !!LyelpkA5suF Sat Jul 31 16:19:33 2010 No.5833044 What makes you think she hasn't already gapped the boundary between her own life and death, rendering the ability to alter the state impossible?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:22:33 2010 No.5833059 File: 150 KB, 865x840, Saurfang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832913 >>5832919

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:26:33 2010 No.5833094 No. We're not having that thread again. Here is your answer: we summon either a Chaos God, Scrooge McDuck, or Batman (with prep time) and make them do it. Now go to bed.

>>	Sat Jul 31 16:39:33 2010 No.5833168 File: 18 KB, 640x360, neoclassical008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832993 Oh, never mind. You already are together. That's even better than the water.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 16:47:33 2010 No.5833216 Use the Black Barrel, then shoot her in the head

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 23:16:33 2010 No.5835447 I'd love her. To death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 23:18:33 2010 No.5835455 >>5833059 fuck yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 23:44:33 2010 No.5835664 Drink Hourai elixir, outlive existence.

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