>Humans probably have no chance of winning against her. >Excepting, of course, the countermeasure of approaching her in a gentlemanly fashion. Are you ready to [spoiler]win her heart[/spoiler], /jp/?

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Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:36:02 2010 No.5822871 [Reply] [Original]

>Humans probably have no chance of winning against her.
>Excepting, of course, the countermeasure of approaching her in a gentlemanly fashion.

Are you ready to win her heart, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:38:02 2010 No.5822877 My body's not ready for her hagginess

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:39:02 2010 No.5822880 I don't think anyone on /jp/ has mastered the art of seduction.

>>	n00b64 Fri Jul 30 10:39:02 2010 No.5822882 hello madam, I have seemed to stepped into on of your portals an have found myself out of my country. I have to go to a local ball soon perhaps you could show me my way bad and we could have a dance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:42:02 2010 No.5822893 File: 237 KB, 850x637, sample_eec296a79838c8b6bdfc67377c8577112ed24fec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who would be able or, more importantly, who would have the additional balls to seduce Yukari?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:43:02 2010 No.5822898 >Humans probably have no chance of winning against her. I'd say this is debatable. Humans in Gensokyo don't have advanced technology, don't they?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:43:02 2010 No.5822902 >>5822893 I could do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:44:02 2010 No.5822903 I'd prefer Suika's heart But I would treat her with respect regardless of the situation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:47:02 2010 No.5822919 File: 497 KB, 1317x1187, 12142871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari's elegance is a miracle of the multiverse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:49:02 2010 No.5822922 >>5822903 Prepare to gargle endless quantities of booze

>>	nub !!LyelpkA5suF Fri Jul 30 10:53:02 2010 No.5822937 >>5822903 Suika probably wouldn't be interested unless you were alpha as fuck. Oni like strong people.

>>	n00b64 Fri Jul 30 10:58:02 2010 No.5822952 >>5822937 to make it simple... just rape her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 10:59:02 2010 No.5822955 >>5822937 She is drunk all the time, just drink with her and she will enjoy your company.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:00:02 2010 No.5822958 >>5822919 I don't even know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:00:02 2010 No.5822959 File: 347 KB, 1028x820, Gap leading to happiness.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you dare enter?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:03:02 2010 No.5822966 >>5822959 Hell no, the other end is probably in a termite nest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:04:02 2010 No.5822970 >>5822937 I disagree, suika has a decent amount of short comings so she probably wouldn't have some alpha as fuck fetish. >>5822922 I could deal with it >>5822952 But I only want to hug her ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:05:02 2010 No.5822974 >>5822952 It's said that Suika can split the Youkai Mountain in half with a single fist, good luck trying to rape her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:05:02 2010 No.5822975 >>5822871 >>5822893 She'd probably mock you for all of your advances

>>	n00b64 Fri Jul 30 11:06:02 2010 No.5822983 >>5822970 she'll want it when she's drunk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:13:02 2010 No.5823003 >But I only want to hug her ;_; gb2/hugbox/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:14:02 2010 No.5823006 >>5822975 gentleman ≠ asshole hitting on women

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:16:02 2010 No.5823016 File: 21 KB, 255x93, smug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823006 >Gentlemen >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:16:02 2010 No.5823020 File: 454 KB, 1000x750, 0c273c026b1e0716236e1a96c9c2bb354b1da8f6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] our only hope is Gordon Freeman with the portal gun and hope she likes the strong stoic type.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:20:02 2010 No.5823034 File: 166 KB, 350x650, 1279668230351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823003 >a /jp/er telling me to go back to a hugbox I'm not some 2d only TruNEET legionfriend. Is it so wrong to think a character is cute and to want to hug them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:25:02 2010 No.5823054 >gentleman ≠ asshole hitting on women true. gentleman = eternal creepy virgin and loser

>>	n00b64 Fri Jul 30 11:26:02 2010 No.5823061 File: 17 KB, 450x323, Companion_Cube-20071016-095205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823034 you mad?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:29:02 2010 No.5823072 I'd use my dashingly good looks, my great charisma and my ferrari to get with Yukari. Not to mention my millions of dollars left over from inheritance money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:29:02 2010 No.5823073 File: 56 KB, 300x245, _40624852_batman_keaton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari wouldn't resist the Batman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:30:02 2010 No.5823075 File: 85 KB, 333x333, 1274054405553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Humans probably have no chance of winning against her. >Reimu has beaten her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:30:02 2010 No.5823080 File: 17 KB, 182x200, 1279296094412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823061

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:30:02 2010 No.5823083 File: 41 KB, 220x320, 1276615325122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823073 He'd probably need prep time though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:31:02 2010 No.5823084 >>5823075 She held back

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:32:02 2010 No.5823096 >>5822919 That is some really elegant shit

>>	nub !!LyelpkA5suF Fri Jul 30 11:33:02 2010 No.5823098 File: 242 KB, 700x900, 1280373236281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823072 Wealth is meaningless to Yukari. She can have anything she wants.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:35:02 2010 No.5823109
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Ok this is how we do it.

1) Get some of the assholes from /fit/ to insult her, calling her a hag, saggy tits, etc.
2) Appear and beat them down, all the time ranting about how wonderful and attractive Yukari is.
3) Hope she falls for the White Knight routine.
4) If all else fails, use a Chen missile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:35:02 2010 No.5823111 I'm a vampire that sparkles in the sun, this will be easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:35:02 2010 No.5823112 >>5823075 >Reimu, Marisa and Sakuya combined entertained her says positrons (vc)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:38:02 2010 No.5823119 File: 10 KB, 251x251, 1269179233468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She is beaten by Cirno every time I chose to play soku and decide to play Cirno vs Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:39:02 2010 No.5823123 >>5823098 Get out of that thing Mokou you look old as shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:40:02 2010 No.5823127 >>5823119 Cirno is the strongest. Putting Cirno against Yukari is like putting Yuuka against Wriggle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:41:02 2010 No.5823129 >>5823119 But Cirno is the strongest.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:41:02 2010 No.5823130
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>Humans probably have no chance of winning against her.
In that case, once I get into gensokyo I'm gonna beat the shit out of her.
Fuck the police, fuck the goverment, fuck yukari, fuck any and all authority figures you can think of.
For Chaos!

nub !!LyelpkA5suF Fri Jul 30 11:44:02 2010 No.5823137

>>5823109

She'd just gap some boundaries and shit and figure out your true intentions and I could only imagine she'd be amused but ultimately unmoved.

Or she'd gap the boundary between the douchebags and incomprehensible and indescribable pain. Probably depends on what sort of mood she's in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:45:02 2010 No.5823142 >>5823130 You know I said that same thing while playing PCB and I couldn't do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:46:02 2010 No.5823149 >>5823142 You need to try harder. Yukari isn't much harder than Ran actually. She's almost the same, except that she has one more spellcard.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:51:02 2010 No.5823159

>>5823137
You greatly overestimate her abilities. For starters she can't read minds. Satori can. And even Satori can't read minds from as far as she wants.
And her border manipulation isn't nearly as powerful as everyone thinks. she can't just magically teleport you to hell at will, or take out the border between your humanity and a cheese sandwich turning you into a meal that's tasty albeit unhealthy for lactose intolerant people.
And even if, with enough hard work and ingenuity everything can be accomplished!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:51:02 2010 No.5823162 File: 23 KB, 473x104, it_knows.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823149 Double Death Butterfly is the only real jump in difficulty. Surprisingly, a lot of her cards are somewhat easier, or not much different.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:53:02 2010 No.5823165 >>5823162 Why are you using the futaba skin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:54:02 2010 No.5823169 File: 100 KB, 720x540, 1204835499700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823159 If it can be conceived as separate from another thing, she can close the gap between them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:55:02 2010 No.5823172 >>5823169 [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:56:02 2010 No.5823175 >>5823169 Yukari can't create gold, discuss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:57:02 2010 No.5823176 >>5823172 I find it funny that this is basically the trump card argument for any discussion regarding touhou powerlevels. Or anything regarding touhou and canon, really.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 11:59:02 2010 No.5823182

>>5823165
Because I like it. Oh, and for other spellcards that are easier:

Motion/Stillness: Needs no explaination. It's trivial.
Straight/Curve: Ran's is just much less predictable.
Spiriting Away: The lasers are a useful cue.
Humans/Youkai: I think the pattern on this is a lot simpler to navigate through, but it may be just me.

Yukari's Arcanum is hard, but it's pure memorization. Practise it in IN.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:00:02 2010 No.5823185 File: 66 KB, 300x300, Shiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shiki gland...

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:02:02 2010 No.5823190

>>5823172
Alright here, if you combine the fact that she closed the gap between the reflection of the moon, which is merely an effect from light from the moon bouncing onto water, and only one reflected image at that along with the fact that she can manipulate the border between life and death, it can be assumed that based upon the provided evidence she can close the gaps between two concepts she can perceive as different.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:02:02 2010 No.5823192 In all the doujins I've seen, being a naked man normally weakens Touhous to the point where they cannot resist male advances.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:04:02 2010 No.5823202 >>5823192 Porn is to get off to. Not to be factually accurate. Heck, most of them feature Touhous, but in appearance only.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:06:02 2010 No.5823210 >>5823202 GET OUT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:06:02 2010 No.5823215 >>5823192 In the only one I've read Reimu pretty much raped a guy just because he was a guy

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:06:02 2010 No.5823221
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>>5823172
From:
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Yukari_Yakumo

>The ability to manipulate boundaries is a terrifying ability capable of fundamentally undermining reality.

>As you know, everything is built upon the existence of boundaries.

>If there was no water surface, there could be no lake.

>If there was no sky line, neither mountain nor sky could exist.

>Were it not for the Great Barrier, even Gensokyo itself wouldn't exist.

>If there were no boundaries, everything would probably exist as a single enormous object.

>Thus, the ability to manipulate boundaries is an ability of logical creation and destruction.

>It essentially creates a new being, or denies the existence of a being.

>Among the abilities youkai are known to possess, this is one of the most dangerous, being comparable even to the power of gods.

>She is also capable of going anywhere through a gap in space, whether it be her entire body or only a part of her.

>It's said that this ability is not limited to physical space, but also applies to pictures, others' dreams, and even stories.

>In addition, she is possessed of superhuman intellect, and is especially good at mathematics.

>Furthermore, due to her long lifespan, she has a broad range of knowledge and experience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:08:02 2010 No.5823230 File: 20 KB, 400x400, angry_blue_anteater_postcard-p239209955931310212trdg_400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823111 I fucking hate you. Really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:11:02 2010 No.5823240 >>5823215 Link?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:12:02 2010 No.5823243 >>5823221 What, she was that weak all along? I tought she was somesort of an undefeateable supergod, but it seems she is just a hag with a tricky ability

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:13:02 2010 No.5823248 >>5823221 >is especially good at mathematics. If Yukari was mai waifu would she help me with my homework?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:13:02 2010 No.5823251 >>5823243 You did not read SSiB, did you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:14:02 2010 No.5823252 >>5823243 >>Thus, the ability to manipulate boundaries is an ability of logical creation and destruction. Yukari is partition magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:14:02 2010 No.5823255 >>5823243 Trolls are being butthurt, please wait quietly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:15:02 2010 No.5823264 ITT Yukarists on a powertrip

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:15:02 2010 No.5823265 File: 71 KB, 438x325, yukarin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823243 Explain us your master plan of overpowering her ability then, please?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:16:02 2010 No.5823266 >>5823243 This

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:18:02 2010 No.5823276 >>5823265 Kill her in her sleep with poison?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:18:02 2010 No.5823279 >>5823265 I think you could kill her if you caught her by surprise. She sleeps often, so just catch her napping and cut her throat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:19:02 2010 No.5823288 >>5823176 >this is basically the trump card argument for any discussion regarding anything ever Fixed it there for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:19:02 2010 No.5823289 Love her tenderly then rape her in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:20:02 2010 No.5823291 >>5823276 >poison >affecting even the weakest touhou >let alone Yukari whatthefuckamireading.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:21:02 2010 No.5823299 >>5823243 Just DO THE UNDOABLE FIGHT THE UNFIGHTEABLE ROW ROW I stab her with a dremel powerdrill

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:21:02 2010 No.5823302 >>5823279 >cut her throat Better make it a holy/magical knife, all youkai regenerate from secular wounds. You couldn't kill even Cirno like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:21:02 2010 No.5823303 >>5823221 I thought she was just an old semi alcoholic grandma with a fetish for teen girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:22:02 2010 No.5823312 >>5823302 Well, bad comparison, actually you couldn't kill Cirno, period. Fairies are embodiments of natural forces, Cirno will exist as long as there is ice.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:23:02 2010 No.5823314
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>>5823276
>>5823279
These would both work if you could actually get past Ran and Chen, let alone be able to locate her home (I assume she isn't that stupid to sleep out in the open)
One could always poison her sake though, and with legitimate chances of succeeding.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:25:02 2010 No.5823325

>>5823265
I deny her excistance, whitch distrups her powers and unstabilizes her existance, and then use the red text to say "Yokais do not exist"

After that use the gold text to deny the whole of Gensokyo from ever been real and finish with an endless blue barrage, making no sense at all

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:27:02 2010 No.5823339 >>5823314 She is, actually, just that stupid not being defeated in a looooong time has made her rather...sloppy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:28:02 2010 No.5823348 >>5823240 I don't remember what it's called, but it's in the same series as the one where a guy finds cirno in his fridge(Also, I think it's after the one where he finds cirno in the fridge).

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:28:02 2010 No.5823349 >>5823314 It'd have to be fast acting poison, or she might realize what it was and detoxify herself (can she do that? Maybe.).

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:29:02 2010 No.5823351

>>5823279
Wouldn't work, if she's conscious for a few seconds before she passes out she'd probably be able to manipulate boundaries in a way to remove the damage or some shit. Only surefire way to go about it would be to remove her from her ability via immediate loss of consciousness - i.e. a bullet to the brain or something of the sort.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:30:02 2010 No.5823359 >>5823299 BEST PLAN EVER

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:31:02 2010 No.5823366 >>5823325 Wrong, gensokyo exists because most humans don't believe it actually exists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:31:02 2010 No.5823371 >>5823351 She can manipulate the boundary of death so she can't die at all, no?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:32:02 2010 No.5823373 >>5823109 >1) Get some of the assholes from /fit/ to insult her, calling her a hag, saggy tits, etc. Your plan failed at number 1). By the time you jump out to beat them down they've already been gapped to the moon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:33:02 2010 No.5823379 File: 220 KB, 700x700, 1241642858622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823325 I thought the world has agreed on never, EVER, crossing franchises when discussing powerlevels. I don't even care that you're epic trollan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:33:02 2010 No.5823380 >>5823359 That's not "Charge Star Platinum to full power then punch her in the fucking face"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:33:02 2010 No.5823382 >>5823366 Then I just have to reverse everything and then do it in a reversed order

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:34:02 2010 No.5823386 >>5823379 Too bad I ain't the world baby

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:35:02 2010 No.5823387 >>5823351 But stuff like that wouldn't hurt any decent youkai.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:40:02 2010 No.5823419 >>5823279 Youkai can regenerate even when cut to pieces. Plus they're durability would probably make conventional attacks useless. If you're going to kill one better use magic or a nuke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:42:02 2010 No.5823432 >>5823386 Yes, you are a unique snowflake, special in the world~♥

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:43:02 2010 No.5823441 Celestial's flesh is poison to Youkai. Feed her Tenshi, and Yukari will die. /thread

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:45:02 2010 No.5823454
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Trying to take a charming approach with Yukari would be useless because, as stated in canon, she is not the least bit human and she does not act like a human. It's like a gazelle trying to befriend a lion.

And then Ran would see you, get jealous, and taxidermy you into a body pillow for Chen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:48:02 2010 No.5823467 >>5823441 That's what I said with "poison her in her sleep". >>5823419 Cut her in thousand pieces, seal them and scatter them across the Earth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:50:02 2010 No.5823482 >she is not the least bit human and she does not act like a huma That's why she drinks every night with reimu and others at the hakurei shrine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:52:02 2010 No.5823489 File: 79 KB, 567x418, Beer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823482 Canon != fanon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:53:02 2010 No.5823495 Yukari is just a 1st level human Commoner with the Delicious and Peasant Hat flaws. Nothing worth worrying about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:54:02 2010 No.5823498 >>5823454 >taxidermy you into a body pillow for Chen Who wouldn't want that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:55:02 2010 No.5823504 >>5823489 What's the story behind this picture?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:56:02 2010 No.5823506 >>5823498 This is what I was thinking.

>>	Anonymous of Austria Fri Jul 30 12:57:02 2010 No.5823509 >>5823504 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XrGO6vsFPQ&feature=related

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:58:02 2010 No.5823514 File: 162 KB, 405x361, dollbeer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823504 All of the Touhous drinking until they pass out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 12:59:02 2010 No.5823515 File: 54 KB, 456x600, 876c1b04f0da2494918db38a81cf36a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823504 Another ordinary day in Gensokyo?

thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd Fri Jul 30 13:02:02 2010 No.5823528

>>5823325
she will just temper with the border between exsitance and non- exsitance.
if you try to temper only with her abilities, she will use the border between present and past to negate your actions before they happened.
she know what you want to do. she is a genius.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:05:02 2010 No.5823547 Yukari doesn't need to fight with logic, she can just open up a gap inside your chest cavity and let out the pressure so you wouldn't be able to breathe any more.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:09:02 2010 No.5823573
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People seem to underestimate the "superhuman intellect" part, as well as the "she has a broad range of knowledge and experience" one.

My guess is, and this applies for all the other elder characters in Gensokyo (e.g. Yuuka), if anyone had the intent to kill her, she would see through it right away. Think about a 3-year-old trying to play a trick on his parent. Now multiply this by a thousand. That's how intelligent a human's plan would seem to a youkai of Yukari's caliber.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:10:02 2010 No.5823577 >>5823528 >>5823547 >Yukari can just >she will just [insert border pulled out of ass here]

thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd Fri Jul 30 13:18:02 2010 No.5823625

>>5823577
I'm using the word 'just' because i'm too lazy to describe how, when she does not exist, she is only a part of a fantasy, and since she rules the border between fantasy and reality, she can pass that boarder any time she wants.

she is the very avatar of her powers, so one can not separate the two.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:22:02 2010 No.5823645 >>5823573 >implying that centuries of sleeping and drunken haven't destroy her capacity of reflexion.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:23:02 2010 No.5823654

>>5823302
>>5823387
>>5823419
>Youkai have more robust bodies than humans, so even if they're split into five, they heal right away.

Oh shi- I never caught on to that. *gets weapons blessed by a priest*

>In extermination, one does not use weapons that cause physical damage; weapons with an "origin" are more preferable.

...or maybe not <_________>

......come to think of it, with youkai not being a threat to the outside world anymore human's "spirituality" has greatly fallen off. Is the barrier even necessary now? Going off of the above it seems like outside world humans couldn't really do much against youkai.

>>5823371
Ignoring the above, she couldn't manipulate anything without being conscious to do, which is what I was getting at. That said she could do something before the fact... like manipulating the border of mortality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:23:02 2010 No.5823656 >she rules the border between fantasy and reality T...T...That means that I can meet her for REAL? This is the best news of my entire life.

>>	None !OSakaQCVow Fri Jul 30 13:24:02 2010 No.5823661 >>5823654 >gets weapons blessed by a priest ><_________> I'm curious, how did you find /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:25:02 2010 No.5823664 >>5823654 Back to pooshlmer, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:28:02 2010 No.5823673 File: 12 KB, 251x251, get out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823654

>>	thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd Fri Jul 30 13:30:02 2010 No.5823678 >>5823656 she doesn't want to meet us, we are both boring and useless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:32:02 2010 No.5823689 I'm so high. I'd probably ask her something dumb like "Do you like my mustache?" I'd get major pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:33:02 2010 No.5823696 >>5823577 EVERY YUKARIST ARGUMENT EVER

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:35:02 2010 No.5823703 File: 47 KB, 300x711, 1266223-the_emperor_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823379 THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND CAN KILL YUKARI, DISCUSS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:39:02 2010 No.5823725 >>5823703 He looks slower than Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:47:02 2010 No.5823763 >>5823725 Being a corpse, you are correct. But then again, Yuyuko herself is also a glorified corpse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:51:02 2010 No.5823775 >>5823703 is it weird that i want a rule 34 of the god emperor of man and yukari?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:51:02 2010 No.5823778 File: 64 KB, 450x635, 2dcef5b46077347567ed74288377a929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823703 "Hey handsome~ Yeah, you with the shiny armor~ Wanna go eat fried eel with me?~♥"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:52:02 2010 No.5823785 >>5823703 If he become friend with yukari they can close eye of terror. Seems to be a good idea.

>>	thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd Fri Jul 30 13:53:02 2010 No.5823789 >>5823778 tonight, we dine in hengekoryou >>5823775 yes, yes it is. I'm with you on that request. to the drewfag thread!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:54:02 2010 No.5823792 >>5823775 Request it at the drawthread, they might actually do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:55:02 2010 No.5823797 File: 1.27 MB, 320x240, 1273315783496.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YUKARI IS WEAK AS A SACK OF SHIT ALL TOUHOUS ARE JUST SILLY LITTLE GIRLS DANMAKU IS JUST LIGHTS AND FIREWORKS WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:55:02 2010 No.5823799 While you guys are arquing about powerleves, I am eating some chocolate. Jelous much?

nub !!LyelpkA5suF Fri Jul 30 13:55:02 2010 No.5823800

>>5823243

>weak

I know it doesn't seem like much to someone with an imagination that decides trolling /jp/ is a great way to spend an afternoon, but Yukari's abilities are Lovecraftianly terrifying. Our brains require preset definitions to process information and definitions are essentially a type of boundary; the scope of her capabilities are literally beyond comprehension.

tl;dr Yukari saw forever and went "Oh, that's nice. By the way, Ran, I was thinking WAFFLES for dinner."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:56:02 2010 No.5823801 File: 18 KB, 478x357, 1242665585582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823789 >hengekoryou Was that a.. What the hell was that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:57:02 2010 No.5823807 >>5823778 >>5823785 >>5823789 Yuyuko is a better match, considering that she was human that survived The Warp. Yukari is not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:58:02 2010 No.5823811 >>5823799 While you're eating chocolate, I'm getting stoned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:59:02 2010 No.5823816 tl;dr: logic doesn't apply to Yukari at all. She's Yahweh's avatar in Gensokyo.

>>	thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd Fri Jul 30 13:59:02 2010 No.5823817 >>5823801 my mistake, Hakugyokurou >>5823799 yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 13:59:02 2010 No.5823819 File: 338 KB, 460x632, yukari_upskirt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823807 Yukari IS the Warp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:00:02 2010 No.5823825 >>5823807 >she was human that survived The Warp What the fuck are you talking about. No, don't answer. You are just spewing bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:01:02 2010 No.5823828 >>5823819 Yukari is nothing compared to chaos gods, let alone the warp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:02:02 2010 No.5823832 If I ever would be to meet Yukari, I would not act in any way different at all. Not kiss up to her, not gentleman for my life to her, just be myself maybe ask if she would let me take a look inside a gap

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:03:02 2010 No.5823836 >>5823828 She had deity-level powers. She slumbers a lot, but she is still quite mighty if she is the one behind the great barrier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:04:02 2010 No.5823838 >>5823816 In that case she's weak as fuck. IIRC, the last avatar of yahweh on earth was nailed to a cross by a couple of roman soldiers, and if you've read Asterix and Obelix, you know how pathetic roman soldiers are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:06:02 2010 No.5823852 >>5823836 I don't think you even understand what Chaos Gods are. Deities or nothing to those forces. Read your Liber Chaotica.

nub !!LyelpkA5suF Fri Jul 30 14:06:02 2010 No.5823856

>>5823832

She'd probably make you clean the floor or go pick up groceries in exchange for keeping anything that would make your head explode from coming into your field of vision.

Or she'd just let your head explode, politely cover her mouth and giggle at what a silly boy you were for asking to look inside a gap as a regular human and make Ran mop up the chunks of your skull and brain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:06:02 2010 No.5823859 File: 84 KB, 800x600, 1228166656828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:08:02 2010 No.5823870 >>5823856 Or she can actually be a nice person

>>	nub !!LyelpkA5suF Fri Jul 30 14:09:02 2010 No.5823878 File: 7 KB, 264x55, crucified.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823838 And that's why Jews don't think Christ has come yet. Because Jesus was a weak-ass pussy faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:10:02 2010 No.5823882 >>5823870 She's not a "person", she's a youkai. She eats "persons"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:10:02 2010 No.5823884 >>5823838 The God Emperor of Mankind IS Jesus. And every great man/leader/religious figure that has ever existed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:12:02 2010 No.5823893 >>5823882 youknowwhatImean.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:13:02 2010 No.5823902 As much as I like her I'd probably stay the fuck away I don't trust anyone capable of manipulating reality Stay away from satori too because I'm a sick fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:13:02 2010 No.5823904 File: 133 KB, 500x433, 1270526276742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823799

>>	thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd Fri Jul 30 14:14:02 2010 No.5823905 >>5823882 i really like your humor sense and writing style.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:14:02 2010 No.5823907 File: 30 KB, 400x320, The-God-Emperor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823884 Would like to have a word with you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:15:02 2010 No.5823909 >>5823905 It's nice to know that I'm entertaining someone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:16:02 2010 No.5823913 >>5823907 Reported for demotivator.

>>	nub !!LyelpkA5suF Fri Jul 30 14:17:02 2010 No.5823920 >>5823882 Yukari's probably eaten more humans than any other youkai because A) she's one of the oldest and B) the boundary wouldn't stop her from dropping Ran in a maternity ward with a shopping basket.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:17:02 2010 No.5823922 File: 168 KB, 800x600, objection.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823884

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:18:02 2010 No.5823930 File: 191 KB, 600x600, 1279693199581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823852 "Gods? I already have beaten five or six of them."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:19:02 2010 No.5823935 >>5823920 I'd be inclined to believe this. But you would never suspect her to attack humans from reading ssib.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:23:02 2010 No.5823958 >>5823930 Once again, CHAOS Gods, not just gods. They simply aren't something you can beat. Seriously, Liber Chaotica.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:28:02 2010 No.5823982 >>5823958 >They simply aren't something you can beat I need to rephrase that. Sounds too personal. They simply aren't something that CAN be beaten, just like you can't burn the fire or consume the process of eating. The concept just doesn't match.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:29:02 2010 No.5823983

>>5823930
As much as I like Touhou, I can't help but laugh at you. To defeat a Chaos God, you have to eradicate one of the facets of human nature. Not just for humans either, for every living thing. You have to erase the desire to kill, for whatever reason, to defeat Khorne. You have to erase the desire in sentient beings for pleasure, decadence and hedonism, to defeat Slaanesh. You have to remove ambition, planning, dreams, goals, and scheming, and greed to defeat Tzeentch. You have to erase the laws of nature to defeat Nurgle.

Reimu would never be able to defeat a Chaos God, because she, like every other human, caries some Chaos within her soul. Her very personality is that of Chaos. Chaos gods aren't "gods." They are emotions. Raw emotions that every human and sentient alien possesses. In the warp, these emotions become manifest as the Chaos Gods, and all of their daemons.

Reimu can't defeat them, because to kill a Chaos God, you have to remove its emotions from yourself, and also from every other living thing in the universe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:32:02 2010 No.5823998 >>5823983 Oh you just had to explain it, didn't you? And now he has no reason to read LC and it will be only harder to convert him. Good job, grab a knife in your hand and then give yourself a pat on the back with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:34:02 2010 No.5824005 File: 74 KB, 500x600, 1245523777343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's keep crossover powerlevels out of this thread, shall we?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:34:02 2010 No.5824006 File: 9 KB, 126x254, 683746-th06patchouli_portrait_super.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5823958 "Already read that book. It's full of shit."

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:34:02 2010 No.5824007
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>>5823983
And not just that either. Khorne represents more than just killing, he represents martial honor and pride. If you take pride in defeating an opponent, you honor Khorne.

Reimu is basically a champion of Khorne. She seeks out the strongest opponents she can find and beats them in a test of martial skill and strength. She takes pride in defeating these opponents. She is in no position to oppose Khorne. She's one of Khorne's servants.

So is Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:36:02 2010 No.5824014 Make the world a happier place: make the chaos gods pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:36:02 2010 No.5824017 Why do we have to fight her anyways? I'm a big fan of running away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:36:02 2010 No.5824018 File: 17 KB, 251x251, 1275657422411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Yukarin, Yukarin, is the gap like a vagina?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:38:02 2010 No.5824027 >>5824017 Because you can't run away from her.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:40:02 2010 No.5824045

>To defeat a Chaos God, you have to eradicate one of the facets of human nature. Not just for humans either, for every living thing. You have to erase the desire to kill, for whatever reason, to defeat Khorne. You have to erase the desire in sentient beings for pleasure, decadence and hedonism, to defeat Slaanesh. You have to remove ambition, planning, dreams, goals, and scheming, and greed to defeat Tzeentch. You have to erase the laws of nature to defeat Nurgle.

To kill Mokou or Kaguya you have to... No. Just forget what I said...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:43:02 2010 No.5824061 >>5824045 So you just have to kill every living being in the whole galaxy, including yourself, to kill them. Sounds like a plan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:44:02 2010 No.5824072 I think the fastest way to kill any touhou is to take many hammers in the justice of an idea is located inside the of many thing is

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:51:02 2010 No.5824132

>>5824045
Being immortal means nothing. They can't compare to the Chaos gods either. They don't have the power. In 40k, being immortal is not something extremely rare. Every Chaos God, and all of their daemons are immortal. No matter how many times you kill them, erase their existence, banish them, or kill their followers, they will always come back.

Kaguya and Mokou are comparable to greater daemons of Chaos in strength, and they share the characteristic of "never dying."

The only solution is to wipe the universe clean of all sentient life. And the second it comes back, so too will the Chaos gods be reborn.

Once again, Mokou and Kaguya are sentient. They have emotions. Their very existence makes the Chaos Gods stronger. Just like Reimu's existence makes Khorne stronger, lol.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:53:02 2010 No.5824148

Since all the touhoes are youkai or powerfull magician who both exist because of the warp if the chaos meets gensokyo that will, in fact, changes nothing except a large amount of kick-assing and soapy love with the new sexy daemonnettes from the neighborhood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:54:02 2010 No.5824154 The chaos gods wouldn't be such tremendous assholes if the 40k universe weren't so grimdark.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:55:02 2010 No.5824158 >>5824045 Actually, you just have to drown them in lava or hot steel.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 14:59:02 2010 No.5824201

>>5824158

That would kill them. Then they would resurrect safely outside the hot lava.

Mokou and Kaguya's immortality is immortality as a "concept" -- any attempt to destroy their "concept" will fail. It's not a physical immortality, like "their pieces will come together and reform". They can resurrect even if you annihilate every last atom.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:00:02 2010 No.5824215

>>5823221

this is nice, but in character they also state that Perfect Memento has many exaggerations and rumours and can't be completely trusted, it's designed to be a guide to give you a better idea of how a character is perceived in her own setting rather then a blow by blow encyclopaedia of facts.

We've already seen that Yukari has limits and how she utilises various tricks to get around them, she's literally made of plot device. In anycase it's better to view Yukari's as a schemer rather then a direct power character. If you want to go on about power levels, Suika, Flandre and Yuka are all blatant direct strength monsters where as Yukari is always meant to be vague and mysterious. Did you beat her, did she let you win? Is this all part of her plan? That's what Yukari is all about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:01:02 2010 No.5824218 >>5824201 Just keep them alive but forever trapped then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:01:02 2010 No.5824223 >>5824218 I suspect that wouldn't work. Gensokyo isn't dark enough for the rules to allow that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:03:02 2010 No.5824232 >>5824218 They commit suicide and resurrect safely outside the trap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:06:02 2010 No.5824258 >>5824232 Then restrain their arms and legs, put pipes down their throats to deal with eating and drinking and air, and use catheters and colostomy bags to deal with waste. They'll be trapped until you forget to feed them.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:06:02 2010 No.5824260
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>>5824017
You don't have to fight her. Refer to OP for what you have to do.

I'd actually love to see some doujin where she gets all embarrassed and flustered by a man's gentlemanly fashion. It doesn't even have to end in sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:08:02 2010 No.5824266 I'd belive Mokou and kaguya are rather hard to restrain or imprison permantly. They have some power besides the whole immortal thing, right?

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:08:02 2010 No.5824269

>>5824154
You don't even know how right you are.
It is even true and confirmed that one Chaos God can be worshipped in many different aspects, meaning they give their followers what they want (as long as its related to their "domain". Unless you decide to follow the concept of Chaos Undivided) and appear to be to their followers exactly the way they imagine them.
For example, Khaela Mensha Khaine, worshipped by dark elves as the god of war, is actually one of the aspects of Khorne.
If humans first... "found out" chaos in more hospitable lands, not in northern tundras filled with monsters, cold, barbarian tribes, no place for growing crops and all other incentives to start being plain out evil, perhaps the Chaos Gods would look and act more... nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:10:02 2010 No.5824279 >>5824201 No, if you drown the in lava they die forever. I read that in that zuns story where mokou talks with keine.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:10:02 2010 No.5824280

>>5824266

Yes, after a thousand years or so, they're rather good magicians as well.

Mokou in particular has the advantage that she doesn't have to worry about preserving her own body when using magic, so she can use far more powerful magic than her skill would otherwise indicate.

So yes, Mokou would just cast a spell to vaporize herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:10:02 2010 No.5824282 >>5824258 There is always a way to commit suicide. Always. It's especially easy when you have nothing else to do anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:11:02 2010 No.5824288 >>5824279 Only if you drop them in Mount Doom.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:11:02 2010 No.5824291
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I fail to see how beings of such power like Yukari who is in essence a demigod could fear humans in anyway.

In fact the fear humans have for youkai is on of the very things that define their very existence. Humans need to fear youkai so someone of Yukari's obvious power would have no trouble in sowing this fear into humanities mind.

Perhaps she doesn't want to see the lesser youkai hunted and persecuted. Not everyone is as strong as she is.

Or perhaps she is merely biding her time. Making the border gave her time to think and she has all the time in the world. Humans will come to fear youkai again. Just as soon as Yukari can be bothered to do something about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:12:02 2010 No.5824295 >>5824282 Not when you have no control over your body's input and output, and cannot move your limbs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:13:02 2010 No.5824301 >>5824258 Or you can just use The Bullshit Ropes. The one Yukari was tied with in SSiB.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:13:02 2010 No.5824302 >>5824295 Any good Wizard has a few spells without an oral or somatic component.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:16:02 2010 No.5824317 File: 31 KB, 852x480, w146358271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Mokou and Kaguya's immortality is immortality as a "concept" No problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:16:02 2010 No.5824318 >>5824302 Hahaha are you fucking kidding me? There is no way someone who wastes spell slots on maybe-spells is a "good wizard". No. You are supposed to fill everything with maximized fireballs or maximized disintegrate. Everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:16:02 2010 No.5824321 >>5824295 As long as you can control your muscles, it's pretty easy to damage your internal organs.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:16:02 2010 No.5824322

>>5824132
from what you say here, you said chaos gods are immortal. But to kill them you'd have to destroy all the 'chaos'.
This confirms, that the chaos gods can be killed.

Kaguya and Mokou on the other hand, cannot. Killing a chaos god is extremely hard, but not impossible. The same is not true for the Hourai Incarnate. They can't die. Death is literally not a part of their existence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:17:02 2010 No.5824326 >>5824321 No it's not. And definitely not to the level where you fucking kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:17:02 2010 No.5824331 /jp/ - /tg/ General

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:18:02 2010 No.5824335 >>5824318 Though it doesn't matter, because Mokou is a sorcerer, not a wizard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:19:02 2010 No.5824344 >>5824317 the term 'concept' is used lightly. Death eyes work by invoking nonexistence. That's not something they can do, so they have no dots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:21:02 2010 No.5824363 >>5824344 Nanaya can't do it but Shiki can. She got upgraded eyes that can kill even god. And God > Immortal people. So no problem there.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:22:02 2010 No.5824367

>>5824322
I'm sorry but >>5824279 is right. I remember that too.
It's on wiki I think. Go check yourself.
And you can't kill chaos. Not even because it's impossible, because saying something like that is just blabbering. Chaos is an abstract thought. Next you'll try to marry justice or play checkers with morality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:22:02 2010 No.5824369 >>5824326 Yes it is. Let's start with something as simple as holding your breath.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:23:02 2010 No.5824375

>>5824335
>>5824318
>>5824321
>>5824302
>>5824295
>>5824282
>>5824258
>>5824232
>>5824218

fuck this shit. Make them suspend in an anti-magic room, tie their limbs with unbreakable rope and put them on a drug (butterfly dream pill- dangerous portion) so they'll never wake up. There you go a trapped mokou and kaguya forever

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:23:02 2010 No.5824379
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>Yukari is always meant to be vague and mysterious. Did you beat her, did she let you win? Is this all part of her plan? That's what Yukari is all about.

Reimu follows Khorne and Yukari follows tzench?

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:24:02 2010 No.5824382

>>5823836
I am late in pointing this out, but it's implied that the Great Barrier is too big and powerful of a work for even Yukari to have done it alone. The connected implication is that the bloodline of Hakurei may be better with boundaries/barriers than Yukari herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:24:02 2010 No.5824383 >>5824369 You can't die from holding your breath. Somewhen you pass out and start to breath automatic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:24:02 2010 No.5824386 >>5824335 Goddamn sorcerors. I always thought that letting them take matamagic feats and attach them to spells at will is just broken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:25:02 2010 No.5824391 >>5824367 I will and if it turns out I remember right and I wasted the time checking, I'm going to go here and ridicule you to no end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:25:02 2010 No.5824392 >>5824279 >>5824367 [citation needed] I've read through it like 20 times literally. There's nothing. She just says a goddess of immortality lives atop there and she'll climb up to see her to apologize one day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:26:02 2010 No.5824396 Funny OP, because Reimu did it. In a very barbarian way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:27:02 2010 No.5824404 >>5824363 immortal is used lightly in that universe. It's true meaning is >cannot be killed via any means >death by mystic eyes >death >not immortal there you go

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:28:02 2010 No.5824409 >>5824369 That's why you hook them up to an iron lung or something so they can't control their breath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:30:02 2010 No.5824433 >>5824409 Wait, why can't you just lock her up in some anti-magic/magicr-resistant cell? If she commits suicide and dies, she'll resurrect exactly where she died anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:31:02 2010 No.5824440 >>5824433 yeah, but this way is crueler.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:32:02 2010 No.5824452 >>5824375 >forever No, only until something breaks. And they have all the time in the world to wait until something breaks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:32:02 2010 No.5824455 Killing Mokou or Kaguya is absolutely impossible. But I don't see the point of even trying. Or even locking them up forever. Why are you even talking about this? Did they do something horrible or what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:34:02 2010 No.5824464 >>5824452 >something breaks >unbreakable rope >eternal magic from Kaguya no problem here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:34:02 2010 No.5824471 >>5824455 >I don't see the point of even trying >Killing Mokou or Kaguya is absolutely impossible You have answered yourself. We'll do it because we can't.

>>	nub !!LyelpkA5suF Fri Jul 30 15:35:02 2010 No.5824476 Oh my fucking god, WH fags, are we really attempting this? A drunken Nip versus a bunch of neckbeards with a dice fetish. Who would win? Protip: The neckbeards aren't sexually attracted to their characters. At least in theory.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:36:02 2010 No.5824480 >>5824471 >we'll do it >but we can't fuck common sense! akjdfl;akkdl;dfjas

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:36:02 2010 No.5824487 Fucking immortals, how do they work?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:37:02 2010 No.5824492 So how are you going to tie up Kaguya?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:38:02 2010 No.5824497 File: 82 KB, 256x256, face_st06dp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5824487 this lady knows brain of the moon, all the knowledge in the universe says it herself. She knows it's impossible

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:38:02 2010 No.5824502 File: 40 KB, 129x282, 1277298417693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5824476 This has gone beyond powerlevel discussion. We are teaching them the way of Chaos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:38:02 2010 No.5824505 >>5824492 >why would you want to tie up Kaguya? She never leaves Eientei anyway fix'd

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:40:02 2010 No.5824514
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>>5824375
>>5824322

"Just try, fags."

>Killing a chaos god is extremely hard, but not impossible. The same is not true for the Hourai Incarnate.

If you must kill EVERYONE to kill a chaos god but if in the same time there is reisen, kaguya and mokou alive you'll have über weak gods but alive gods. Surely slaanesh and khorne because it's boring to be alone floating in the universe without sex or fight.

>>	nub !!LyelpkA5suF Fri Jul 30 15:40:02 2010 No.5824519 >>5824502 >implying ZUN wouldn't flip the table over and send all your little action figures spilling on the floor while going "KILLING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF YOU. THAT'S MY NEW TOUHOU'S SPECIAL POWER."

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:42:02 2010 No.5824530 >>5824514 are you saying he uses Mokou and Kaguya's and other immortal's people to keep himself alive? fuck, you got me beat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:43:02 2010 No.5824536 >>5824519 Flandre's already made, champ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:43:02 2010 No.5824537 Okay then, even a single chaos god can kill Yukari, but Yukari can kill the Emperor. Well, could, if he was still alive. ...but where does that put batman? Can he kill Yukari, or at least the Emperor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:44:02 2010 No.5824542 >>5824514 Well, you just have to remove the chaos from within Mokou and Kaguya. That's much easier than ending Mokou or Kaguya. Chaos is not completely immortal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:44:02 2010 No.5824544 File: 16 KB, 300x396, 516383-scrooge_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5824537 Up there with Scrooge McDuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:45:02 2010 No.5824549 >>5824544 Scrooge McDuck can kill servants. Discuss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:46:02 2010 No.5824552 >>5824542 >"the terror of immortality is eternal solitude" Seperate the two and it's possible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:47:02 2010 No.5824562 >>5824542 >implying Kaguya and Mokou can get along ahaha oh wow.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:47:02 2010 No.5824563 >>5824542 >Well, you just have to remove the chaos from [someone] On one hand, that idea is retarded, on the other hand, even saying something like that is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:47:02 2010 No.5824564 >>5824476 ZUN is the motherfucking 76th most important person in japan what can you do against THAT? UH?

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>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 30 15:48:02 2010 No.5824569 >>5824549 Don't know about that. But in his best years he was about an even match for Africa. The whole continent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:48:02 2010 No.5824572 File: 62 KB, 370x278, 164868265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5824537 >Well, could, if he was still alive. STOP RIGHT THERE CHAOTIC SCUM

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:48:02 2010 No.5824573 >>5824562 Much more likely than either of them dying. The only real reason they still hate each other is so that they have something not so transient to do with their time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:48:02 2010 No.5824574 File: 238 KB, 646x913, KaguyaMokou true love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5824562 Oh, they get along. They get along VERY well...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:49:02 2010 No.5824577 >>5824552 I don't even know why you think that will work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:50:02 2010 No.5824581 >>5824574 I hate you. I hate you...so much...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:50:02 2010 No.5824585 >>5824549 What is there to discuss? It's true. captcha: an cackles

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:50:02 2010 No.5824588 >>5824577 Yukari can do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:52:02 2010 No.5824597 What if Yukari combined everyting in the universe so everything existed as >one single enourmous object then there'd be nothing for that one thing TO be chaotic against. chaos god problem solved

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:52:02 2010 No.5824600 >>5824588 Now we go full circle. Yukari can kill Chaos Gods.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 30 15:52:02 2010 No.5824604 File: 148 KB, 600x696, mokoukaguya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5824574 In the deepest, darkest, yet most well furnished and luxurious catacombs of fandom, they certainly do. Elsewhere, not exactly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:52:02 2010 No.5824607 >>5824574 Well... it may be shippershit But at least it's not /tg/ shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:53:02 2010 No.5824614 File: 43 KB, 289x255, Ike2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But the chaos gods have Ike on their side, who killed the goddess of order. So take that!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:54:02 2010 No.5824618 Shouldn't Yukari be able to remove the border between human and god?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:55:02 2010 No.5824622 >>5824614 jigglypuff can kill ike i saw it in brawl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:55:02 2010 No.5824623 File: 16 KB, 142x124, Sanaeface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5824618

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:57:02 2010 No.5824635 File: 65 KB, 631x1041, tier.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OKAY SHUT UP HERE IS YOUR FUCKING TIER LIST NOW GO TO SLEEP

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:58:02 2010 No.5824643 File: 568 KB, 827x810, KaguyaMokou3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 15:59:02 2010 No.5824646 >>5824635 you're not op

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:00:35 2010 No.5824651 >>5824643 >>5824604 >>5824574 freaking DIE ALREADY!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:01:02 2010 No.5824658 File: 68 KB, 626x768, 1280519840572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:02:02 2010 No.5824661 I doubt drugs work on touhou immortals. And crossover POWERLEVELS discussions are the worst. and you can't remove chaos from a person. and you all are faggots.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:02:02 2010 No.5824663

>>5824588
No, I mean, why do you think it will erase chaos?
>>5824597
And why do you think there would be no chaos then? Chaos is in everything, not just an expression against something.
Besides, if she did that, she wouldn't be in a, well, healthy condition anymore.
Not to mention that SHE IS NOWHERE NEAR POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DO THAT, If she was SSiB would be a one issue manga featuring her stealing eirin's shit effortlessly and then turning the moon into a potato.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:02:02 2010 No.5824665 >>5824658 Shiki should be at top then Moko-tan/Teruyo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:03:02 2010 No.5824667 ORT could beat Khorne in an arm wrestle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:03:02 2010 No.5824668 >>5824635 ...I like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:03:02 2010 No.5824671 >>5824658 No Accelerator?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:05:02 2010 No.5824682 >>5824665 why Shiki?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:05:02 2010 No.5824688 >I doubt drugs work on touhou immortals. Why is mokou smoking then? One of the best part in being immortal is that you cannot destroy your health with drug, imagine 8 liters of heroïn in a baxter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:06:02 2010 No.5824689 File: 521 KB, 559x486, SR0057-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This guy can defeat immortals and Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:06:02 2010 No.5824690 File: 78 KB, 804x604, FateStayNight018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] captcha: you breeds

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:06:02 2010 No.5824691 File: 260 KB, 864x605, 1273942686009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5822871 >Are you ready to win her heart, /jp/? My body is ready. I want her to sexually manhandle me. Also, where's my Touhou dating sim? Captcha: Meeting Petrograd

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:06:02 2010 No.5824692
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>>5824667
Khorne gets stronger the more powerful opponent he fights.
You can't be stronger than Khorne. At best you can be as strong as him, if you reached the possible maximum for strength of any being (if such limit even exists).

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:06:02 2010 No.5824693 >>5824689 Even Reimu defeated immortals and Yukari. So?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:06:02 2010 No.5824696 If there is a hypothetical possible way for chaos gods to die, doesn't Shiki have a way to kill them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:07:02 2010 No.5824699 >>5824688 sheisnotsmokingfuckingfanonpraisingsecondariesyoudon'tevenknowhowmuchihateyouallfuckersfuckersaaaaaa aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:08:02 2010 No.5824707 >>5824693 It means Yukari's gonna get Hyper Weapon'd just like how Reimu fucked her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:08:02 2010 No.5824708 >>5824696 That's the thing though. There is no way for them to die. Because in a way, they don't even live. They just are. >>5823983

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:08:02 2010 No.5824711 >>5824693 he can do it without any powers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:11:02 2010 No.5824731 >>5824708 ...Rance dies to a single gay youkai, if you don't trick him into using only part of his power, and then attacking him with 20 allies. Or if you're not just sending one angry diviner, whose girlfriend was killed by said youkai.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:13:02 2010 No.5824742 File: 807 KB, 1200x900, Accelerator8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Accelerator. /thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:13:02 2010 No.5824743 >>5824682 Because she is the final judgement and cannot be defeated even by Yukari

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:13:02 2010 No.5824745 >>5824731 ...Rance dies to a single gay youkai there's no such thing as gay youkai near Rance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:14:02 2010 No.5824750 >>5824731 Wait, I meant >>5824689 How did I miss by such a long shot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:14:02 2010 No.5824751 >>5824731 Rance with prep time = Batman. discuss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:14:02 2010 No.5824753 >>5824743 VIVIT can kill Shikieiki, discuss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:16:02 2010 No.5824760 >>5824745 Have you even finished Sengoku Rance? I'm not demanding, I won't ask you to play the other ones, but you could at least finish the most popular one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:16:02 2010 No.5824762 >>5824753 you are underestimating Power word:nag

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:18:02 2010 No.5824773 >>5824760 played only first two.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:21:02 2010 No.5824788 >>5824731 >>5824745 What bullshit is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:21:02 2010 No.5824789 >>5824762 VIVIT has robotic nag resistance. She can also kill Mokou.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:23:02 2010 No.5824798 >>5824773 >played only first two >spouts crap about the tenth game

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:23:02 2010 No.5824800 File: 126 KB, 1024x768, a620f7b51f8d12346770b9d535a3f458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best Thread on /jp/. There needs to be a 40k eroge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:23:02 2010 No.5824801 >>5824789 >She can also kill Mokou. Who can't? CON was her dump stat. She can't make her stay dead though.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:24:02 2010 No.5824805
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Enough with the god emprah. Time for uh... The god emprah Griffith. He is stronger than touhoes since he is the chosen one from the warp? A kind of horus i guess but in a sexier way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:24:02 2010 No.5824808 >>5824798 yes, i'm sorry, i'm sorry. Didn't expect serious discussion here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:24:02 2010 No.5824811 >>5824751 >Rance with prep time = Batman. I was surprised to find out how true this is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:25:02 2010 No.5824817 >>5824801 Shinji can't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:26:02 2010 No.5824826 >>5824801 >>5824789 both of you are wrong. Mokou never dies. She can't be "killed", that's why there's a resurrection. It's the result.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma Fri Jul 30 16:29:02 2010 No.5824853 Yukari is small time compared to Marneus Calgar, who is the closest living person to Rowboat girlyman, everyone's favorite spiritual liege.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:30:02 2010 No.5824861 >>5824826 Cu Cuchulain can kill Mokou then, with his noble phantasm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:32:02 2010 No.5824875 >..Rance dies to a single gay youkai >Implying that not everyone is gay in gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:34:02 2010 No.5824886 >>5824861 Mokou can regrow her entire body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:42:02 2010 No.5824933 >>5824800 Does anyone knows some good doujins about W40K?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:45:02 2010 No.5824949 Hirano can kill Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:45:02 2010 No.5824950 >>5824933 There is one, actually. Let me find it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:46:02 2010 No.5824955 >>5824875 >implying what he's quoting is even fact >implying rance hasn't had consensual sex with bisexuals and lesbians before

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:52:02 2010 No.5824990

>>5824875
First of all, what you're greentexting is false and a joke, even the poster agreed to him making a stupid joke.

Second, in canon this everyone in Gensokyo is gay bullshit ain't real. Even in non-canon, Touhous have regular sex with faceless dudes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 16:56:02 2010 No.5825012 File: 256 KB, 779x1100, 1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here it is. I found this on /tg/ a while ago. Something happened to the first page

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 17:04:02 2010 No.5825056 File: 611 KB, 779x1100, 8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's all. And it looks like the thread's on autosage, so I hope you're still here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 17:13:02 2010 No.5825129 >>5825056 I'll be there until this epic thread disappear. Thank you for posting.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 17:29:02 2010 No.5825230

Chaos gods are emotions made manifest in the "Warp" which is an abstract dimension.

The only way to "kill" Chaos Gods is to erase emotions from the universe. And even if you were to kill every living thing that was sentient, you wouldn't really be killing them. Why? Because the second sentient life evolved again, the Chaos Gods would be reborn, just like a phoenix. The Chaos gods can't be killed. They just are. They are there, and always have been there. The only reason they have such a horrible aspect in 40k is because of how grimdark the universe becomes.

Theoretically, if everyone loved each other and happily drank tea and tended to their gardens in friendship, the Chaos Gods would look like elegant little girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 17:32:02 2010 No.5825249 >>5825230 Against Kaguya/Mokou, we're talking heat death of the universe here. Life won't continue re-evolving in various places forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 17:41:02 2010 No.5825304 >>5825230 Wait... ZUN has already made Chaos Gods in Gensokyo. Yukari IS Genokyo's Tzeentch, etc.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 17:42:02 2010 No.5825314

>>5825249
If Kaguya and Mokou stay alive, so will the Chaos Gods. Do Kaguya and Mokou feel emotions? Yes they do. Therefore, no matter how weak they become, they'll never die as long as Kaguya and Mokou are there. Besides, Kaguya and Mokou can't hurt the Chaos Gods. It's not like they can go into the warp and fight them. And even if they did, they'd never defeat Khorne. Just the desire to defeat Khorne makes him stronger. Your desire to crush him makes you into one of his champions, searching for the strongest opponent. He will get stronger the more you desire to kill him, and the more pride you get from fighting him or the other gods. You see how difficult of a problem "killing the Chaos Gods" becomes?

Also, if the universe ends, Kaguya and Mokou will disappear too. The end of all things/etc.

The only person who ever could defeat the Chaos Gods was the Emperor. Why? Because he is a Chaos God himself. Heresy? Actually no. He is like Jesus, incarnated as a man. But he is a Chaos God. He represents another aspect of humanity: self-control. If you take all of the Chaos Gods, and the emotions they represent, and control them, by having them in moderation, every evil emotion becomes a virtue. Martial pride and honor? A virtue. Killing? A virtue when used to defend the weak and in self-defense. Pleasure-seeking? A virtue when used to improve life, appreciate art, and reproduce. Ambition? Goals, Dreams, and planning? Virtues. Decay? Death is natural in the material universe.

All Chaos Gods become virtuous when tempered with self-control. When the Emperor finally dies, the Chaos Gods will be "defeated" by the addition of self-control to their pantheon of emotions. Don't believe me? Explain the Living Saints. They are greater daemons of the Emperor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 17:46:02 2010 No.5825338 >>5825314 Kaguya and Mokou are removed from the concept of an end. Even if the universe ended, they would continue forever. This is the curse of the Hourai elixir.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 17:49:02 2010 No.5825356

>He will get stronger the more you desire to kill him

Just kill by accident with I dunno what, a banana peel?

>The only person who ever could defeat the Chaos Gods was the Emperor. Why? Because he is a Chaos God himself. Heresy? Actually no. He is like Jesus, incarnated as a man. But he is a Chaos God. He represents another aspect of humanity: self-control. If you take all of the Chaos Gods, and the emotions they represent, and control them, by having them in moderation, every evil emotion becomes a virtue. Martial pride and honor? A virtue. Killing? A virtue when used to defend the weak and in self-defense. Pleasure-seeking? A virtue when used to improve life, appreciate art, and reproduce. Ambition? Goals, Dreams, and planning? Virtues. Decay? Death is natural in the material universe.

All Chaos Gods become virtuous when tempered with self-control. When the Emperor finally dies, the Chaos Gods will be "defeated" by the addition of self-control to their pantheon of emotions. Don't believe me? Explain the Living Saints. They are greater daemons of the Emperor.

MANLY FUCKING TEARS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 17:51:02 2010 No.5825372 >Just kill by accident with I dunno what, a banana peel? Exactly. Given a truly infinite amount of time, his death is inevitable.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 17:51:02 2010 No.5825374

>>5825314
That is... HERESY!!! The Emperor, a Chaos God? Mindfuck! You... you DOUBLE HERETIC!!!

>>5825338
[citation needed] It never says that they won't disappear when the universe ends. Only that if they die, they will immediately reincarnate. Nowhere does it imply that if thrown into lava for example, they will be reincarnated a safe distance away. They will just die. Forever. Until the universe ends. And if they DID still exist after the universe ended... They'd just die over and over and over again for eternity in a vacuum, all alone.

Anonymous Fri Jul 30 17:56:02 2010 No.5825399

>>5825372
But... He can't be killed by accident. He doesn't exist in our dimension. He just kind of... is. Out in his bizzaro world of the Warp. If we could kill him by having him slip on a banana peel, by god the Imperium's number one industry would be banana farms.

That being said, my captcha says:
relationship joyfuller
;_; fuck you captcha

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 17:56:02 2010 No.5825400 >>5825372 If you look at it like that, Kaguya/Mokou lesbian hatesex is canon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 17:59:02 2010 No.5825424 >>5825399 I don't mean a literal banana peel. I mean that two magic users have an infinite amount of time to kill in the void.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 18:10:02 2010 No.5825474 >>5825424 I was speaking about a litteral banana peel but when you kill him without wanting to or beat him in a fight without wanting to kill him, just like a fucking kung fu monk who beats a bandit without thinking. I understand myself...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 18:12:02 2010 No.5825485 >>5825474 I wasn't speaking for you, sorry. I meant to speak as the one who quoted you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 30 19:12:02 2010 No.5825870 I've just read everything and then realize that >>5823703 is a master troll.

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