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Measuring how hard we fail.

Anime:
4rd class: you watch niche anime
3rd class: you like lolis or something like that
2nd class: you collect figurines
1st class: You are truly in love with your waifu

Socially awkward:
4rd - you are a bit shy
3rd - you are afraid of meeting new people
2nd - you are too shy to talk to girls
1st - you can't look into the eyes and avoid people

Pigs:
4rd class - had a girl
3rd class - never had a girl
2nd - never romantically kissed a girl
1st - never touched a girl (in hand or hugged)

I am 4/4/1 (anime/social/pigs)

>> No.5814033

Get the fuck out of here before i cut your throat out with a blunt knife

>> No.5814036

Yeah, I browse Tohno-chan too.

>> No.5814037

>>>/a/

>> No.5814039

3/1/1

>> No.5814044

Reported for being a survey thread (offtopic).
Survey threads just lead to repetitive replies with no discussion, except for possible troll derailment.

>> No.5814045

1/2/2

>> No.5814046

I don't think your categories are scientifically sound. You're probably not even wearing a lab coat.

>> No.5814049
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>>5814044
>suggesting that it isn't the only valuable thread right now

>> No.5814052 [DELETED] 

1/1/2

>> No.5814054

>4rd class
2th here.

>> No.5814055
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>> No.5814056

3/1/1

>> No.5814059

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more people who love lolis than people who watch really niche anime.

Does having a baby girl after receiving sperm bank donation (it was from some Kris Soogoo guy or something)count as "had a girl"?

>> No.5814060,1 [INTERNAL] 

This is a fucking stupid /a/ level thread. Jesus Christ, /jp/, I thought we got better after the Cornelia incident.

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>>5814054

>> No.5814065
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>>5814059

>> No.5814072

1/1/1

>> No.5814073
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5814073

3/1/2. Feels bad man.

>> No.5814082

555

>> No.5814084

3/4/1

Might be 3/4/2 pretty soon... I'm sorry /jp/, I failed you

Fun fact: captcha was bluffers an

>> No.5814089

4/4/4

>> No.5814091

4/3/2

Though I had to stop and think about what the "or something" might mean.

>> No.5814096

>>5814082
>We're in the pipe, five-five-five.

>> No.5814098

I was going to fap to this pic until I notice that huge spider the blonde is about to run into.

fucking spiders.

>> No.5814099
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5814099

I'm... not even on any of those.

... I'll just be leaving /jp/ now.

>> No.5814102

>>5814089
Go back to animesuki normalfag scum.

>> No.5814109

>>5814098
>huge spider
You would shit yourself if you saw the spiders and their huge ass webs we have outside this time of year.

>> No.5814116
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>>5814102

>> No.5814122

2/5/2

>> No.5814130

>>5814072

At least I'm not the only one.

>> No.5814135

2/4/4

Feels good man.

>> No.5814137

>>5814116
It's been long since I've been on 4ailchan so I forgot that there exist shit like tripfags. Disgusting.

>> No.5814138

>>5814135
Feels good to be attention whore cancer?

>> No.5814146

>>5814137
gb2/shi7chan/

>> No.5814148
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3/1/4

>> No.5814149

1/1/1

>> No.5814151

1/4/4 BITCHES I LOVE MY NEKO MIKO REIMU AND MY DELICIOUS SANAE AND MY SEXY KANAKO

>> No.5814153

>>5814148
You are saying on a board where most users never had a girlfriend. It shows your low self-esteem and low attempt to make yourself feel better. I can't imagine how someone could be so fucked-up to desperately seek renown from anonymous users of internet forum, whoring yourself in worst way. All your presence in this place is desperate scream for attention.

>> No.5814155

>>5814138
sure

>> No.5814158

4/0/2

0 in socially awkward because I'm not shy at all. Hell, *I'm* usually the one to chat up coworkers

Pig needs to clarify if touching family member's count, though. I'm guessing a mother doesn't count because that would be too easy, but what about cousins, sisters, or aunts?

If only unrelated females count, then I'm a 1. If sisters, aunts, and cousins count, then I'm a 2

>> No.5814161

>>5814024
Why anime? Why not at least try to make it /jp/ related by saying VNs or something?

>> No.5814171

>>5814054
lol

3/3/4 (anime/social/pigs)
...doesn't even seem that bad

>> No.5814181

2/2/2

Intressting.

>> No.5814182

So you see how much cancer is in /jp/. I strongly suggest you to leave 4chan.

>> No.5814184

4/4/4

I sure am normal I guess.

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1/3/2

>> No.5814206

What does collecting figures and loving your waifu have to do with anime? I buy figs and love my waifu but hardly ever watch anime any more.

>> No.5814208

>>5814189
Me too bro

>> No.5814220

3/1/4

>> No.5814241

NEET master race/unrelated survey shit is cancer.

For people who hate 3D so much, you guys sure love talking about it more than touhous, vns, or anything related to the board.

>> No.5814277

>>5814241
No, normalfags like you is cancer that killed 4chan.

>> No.5814314

1/-/4

>> No.5814329

2/4/2

>> No.5814338

4/4/5 dohodohoho

>> No.5814351

4/4/4
>>5814338
>>5814184
>>5814089
Master race bros.

>> No.5814354

3/4/4

inb4 normalfag, I horribly regret ever getting a girlfriend, I was desperate at the time, and I can socialise when I want to, I just choose not to as most people suck.

>> No.5814361
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3/4/4

>> No.5814362

4chan:
1. Making retarded posts.
2. Making retarded threads.
3. Making retarded off-topic threads.
4. Making retarded off-topic troll threads.
5. Making retarded off-topic troll threads without realizing they are one.

You're either 4 or 5, OP.

>> No.5814370

5th class: none of those

5/5/1

>> No.5814371

4/4/3

I dropped the relationship before it came to sexy time, no thank you herpes.

>> No.5814384

>>5814354
Normalfag pest.

>> No.5814387

1/1/does my waifu count?

>> No.5814392

This doesn't make sense for me.

Since I am 4 3 2 1 / 3 2 1 / 3 1 apparently.

>> No.5814407

2/2/2

Barely an actual otaku or something as bad.

>> No.5814414

This thread is fucking retarded. It should have been in >>>/a/.

>> No.5814417

2 / NA / uh.. 5? Been through multiple girlfriends.

I hate these threads.

>> No.5814420

4/3/4 here. Feels ok man.

>> No.5814425

>>5814417
Why aren't you on animesuki?

I guess 4chan became trendy.

>> No.5814430

>>5814425
What the fuck is animesuki?

Also is it that weird to be a charismatic shut-in?

>> No.5814441

>>5814430
Animesuki is forum for charismatic shut-ins and attention whores like you. So where are you from, Gaia?

>> No.5814447

>>5814430
It's not weird, it's IMPOSIBLE.

>> No.5814469

4/4/4, all on technicalities(Latest anime I watched was lucky star, before that DBZ in like 1997; am shy but once you get to know me I am very relaxed, had a girl but it didn't go too long).

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>>5814469
Cool, have this:

>> No.5814489

>>5814481
I don't know what that is or if your post has some subtle meaning or is just generic spam that happened to choose my reply to respond to.

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>>5814489
It's a present for you, dumb normalfag. Don't post at first month of your stay on 4chan.

>> No.5814506

3/2/2

I have a job.

>tentacle the

>> No.5814514

N/A/1/1

>> No.5814522

>>5814494

I've been here since the split. Also, not normalfag; as I said earlier, that was all on technicalities. I come here for the VN's and touhou discussions.

>> No.5814524

2/4/2

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>>5814494
Are you retarded?
Spamming gore on /jp/?
Assuming that simple gore would bother a normalfag?
You get used to that shit within the first 5 images you see
How long exactly have you been on /jp/?
What makes you think he's a normalfag now?
What's wrong with being a little bit normal on /jp/ as long as you're awkward and not an asshole?

>> No.5814535

>>5814494
>>5814481
lol fuck yeah /b/rother, you show that newfag for epic lulz.
anonymous is legion
we do not forgive
we do not forget
expect us

>> No.5814539

2/4/4

>> No.5814547
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1/1/1 pic related, my waifu

>> No.5814552

>>5814527
Wait, he was trying to shock me? Ahahaha, oh wow

otaku_coolface.jpg

>> No.5814553

>>5814527
>What makes you think he's a normalfag now?
girlfriend
>What's wrong with being a little bit normal on /jp/ as long as you're awkward and not an asshole?
cancer is you
>>5814535
cancer and retard

>> No.5814564

I'm x/1/1 because I don't watch anime anymore.

>> No.5814570

4/2/2

>> No.5814571

Yay, CP spammer-kun now switch his tactic to gorespamming. More work for Eksi and Jones.

Also spamming tier:
God-tier:
Homosexual Type-Moon Index
Suigin kopipe spam

/b/ tier:
CP spammer-kun

>> No.5814572

>>5814553
...She was some fat otaku chick into naruto(Which /jp/ and I hate). That doesn't make me normalfag.

>> No.5814581

>>5814572
It does, attention seeking vermin. You belong to Gaia and anime conventions.

>> No.5814591

>>5814581
>calling me a normalfag
>Telling me to go to gaia and anime conventions

Kay, I'm done here.

>> No.5814592

1/1/2

KNEEL YOU FOOLS

>> No.5814603

>>5814592
you first
>>5814547

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3/4/4

I would have been straight 4's, but I guess Francesca Lucchini qualifies me as liking a loli.

>> No.5814610

>>5814591
You dumb cancer can't see the difference between anons and nerds from Gaia? That explains a lot. Maybe give us your myspace, then tell stories about your ex-girlfriend. And start using a tripcode, check FAQ page for instructons.

>> No.5814617

>>5814606
you have good taste.

>> No.5814619

>>5814591
I'm not the anon you're replying too but Gaia and anime conventions are filled with normalfags.

>> No.5814626

>>5814535
Cancer/normalfag please go to /b/ we don't want your kind here.If you aren't an Otaku don't go here.

>> No.5814632

2/4/4
being a little lenient here

>> No.5814636

4/0/4
Because I'm not awkward or shy.

>> No.5814641

Anime:
4rd class: you watch niche anime
3rd class: you like lolis or something like that
2nd class: you collect figurines
1st class: You are truly in love with your waifu

Socially awkward:
4rd - you are a bit shy
3rd - you are afraid of meeting new people
2nd - you are too shy to talk to girls
1st - you can't look into the eyes and avoid people

Pigs:
4rd class - had a girl
3rd class - never had a girl
2nd - never romantically kissed a girl
1st - never touched a girl (in hand or hugged)

Lets see...5/5/6 Month Aniversery

>> No.5814643

This thread is dildos. I never thought the newfriends would be so angry towards the old users for being normalfags.

>> No.5814649

>>5814643
Being an old user doesn't change the fact that you don't belong here.

>> No.5814663

Are there still some true anons? Come to lonely asylum, place free from normalfags and kids: http://ib4f.com/board/lonelyasylum/

>> No.5814666

>>5814663
Sup Kimmo

>> No.5814670

>>5814666
I don't know who is Kimmo.

>> No.5814675

does pigs class 4 "had a girl" include those of us who have never had a serious, committed relationship but have been un-virgined by 3D sluts?

>> No.5814679

>>5814670
He's moot's secret gay lover.

>> No.5814680

I remember the old days when being an anon meant you could be anyone...

>> No.5814681

>>5814675
Just go back to Gaia.

>> No.5814690

1/3/2

>> No.5814695

1/4(1)/2
I have severe social anxiety but it doesn't make me Socially awkward, it just makes me exhausted and makes me feel horrible after social encounters and I don't like anime and my wairfu isn't from one

>> No.5814699

>>5814643
It's a samefag retard that needs to get the fuck back to /b/ and never come back.

>> No.5814707

>>5814699
You need to leave imageboards forever. I never went to /b/.

>> No.5814708

5/5/5
None of these apply, I don't watch enough anime, and what I do isn't considered niche, I'm not shy at all, and I currently have a girl.

Why do I come here?

>> No.5814712

>>5814707
Your lie is showing bro. Better get the fuck back to /b/, RIGHT NOW.

>> No.5814717

>>5814712
I used to go to /b/ when it was Anime/Random

>> No.5814718

>>5814712
I went to /v/, but it exploded from cancer

>> No.5814724

>>5814707
Having "never went to /b/" only proves that you're a relatively new user on 4chan.

>> No.5814814

>>5814724
At least I'm not a normalfag cancer.

>> No.5814837

>>5814814

Normalfags are alright by me

Cancer are those guys who think it's hilarious to post the same "rev up those shitty memes" image and participate in fail raids.

>> No.5814867

>>5814837
Well that's true, I don't care if any of you are normalfags, just don't be idiots. And the faggots go around saying "shitty normalfags GET OUT" are also idiots that need to die.

>> No.5814905

>>5814867
>>5814837

normalfag apologists!

I'm kidding, fucking trueNEET legion bullshit is so obnoxious.

>> No.5814932

>>5814905
>>5814867
Enjoy your cancerous normalfag circlejerk, I'm out.

>> No.5814949

1/1/1

I don't think I'm failing anything. Rather, I think I am awesome. And a lof of people seem to think the same thing too, since I get a shitload of calls on my cell for job offers, even though I refuse them all since I want to stay holed up inside my house forever.

tl ; dr : Having different hobbies than clubbing, being introvert and a virgin doesn't make you a monster, no matter how much the majority of humanity wants you to believe it.

>> No.5814959

>>5814932
BACK TO /v/ ASAP.

>> No.5815001

3/1/2

>organisms and

>> No.5815036

>>5814949
You never came into skin contact with any girls at kindergaten? How?
I bet your Pigs status is 2 or higher, you just want to be 1/1/1.

>> No.5815050

4/4/3. Uhh.

>> No.5815076

4/4/4

>> No.5815083

>>5815036
I did but since I was a kid and unaware of what I was doing exactly, I don't think it counts. I was like 6 years old and I barely remember any of it. Haven't touched someone of the opposite sex since then.

captcha is "it madwomen"

>> No.5815092

i am 1/4/3

>> No.5815101

Anime:
2nd class: you collect figurines

Socially awkward:
A bit of each really

Pigs:
1st - never touched a girl (in hand or hugged)
... unless glomping counts

>> No.5815107

>>5814024
BTW, where is that pic from?

>> No.5815111

>>5815107
http://iqdb.org/

>> No.5815117

3 or 1/4/2

>> No.5815120

1/1/1

feels bad man

>> No.5815133

>>5815111
Er, thanks, I guess.

>> No.5815138

3/4/2, the last could be a 3 but it wasn't very romantic and I was like 12.

>> No.5815141

3/i talk to girls every day in my job, so nothing. /4

>> No.5815143

4/1/1

>> No.5815149

3/3/1

>> No.5815150

4 / between 3 and 4 / 2

>> No.5815152

>>5814949

>Having different hobbies than clubbing, being introvert and a virgin doesn't make you a monster, no matter how much the majority of humanity wants you to believe it.

True that. Although I will point out that there are normalfags out there who do not partake of clubbing or the whole club scene bullshit. Being "normal" does not automatically mean you're dead to intellectual pursuits or activities that involve thought rather than excessive money and drug use.

>> No.5815156

sort of 3rd (hell, I read touhou doujin.) / 5th / 5th

As I only fail in area 1. I am a social recluse, but not shy by all means. I just cant be fucked with people in general except on my own terms.

>> No.5815160

2/4/3

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>>5814055

>> No.5815170

3/2/3 sage

>> No.5815180

2/4/3 Here, feels good man.

>> No.5815202

1/3/2

The last one kinda seems to jump a lot between 1 and 2 since 1 is kinda physically impossible.

>> No.5815206

2/1/1

>> No.5815230

>>5814024
1/4/1

>> No.5815238

2/3/1

>> No.5815268

I am TRIPLE ZERO class motherfuckers
I am the ultimate failure

>> No.5815291

>Anime
Move this to /a/

Here we all piss on the floor and sleep in our own shit.
True NEETs.

>> No.5815310

>>5815291
piss off, that meme is old and busted

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