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If you could send one thing to Gensokyo, what would it be?

It can't be yourself.

>> No.580877

My sperm.

>> No.580884

A working security camera.

>> No.580885

>>580884
As soon as the portal closed, you'd probably lose the feed.

>> No.580886

Myself.

>> No.580887

I'd sent a working computer with broadband connection and power source to Kaguya.

>> No.580891
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580891

I'd sent a working computer with broadband connection and power source to Kaguya.

>> No.580893

A hydrogen bomb.

>> No.580894

Glory hole anyone?

>> No.580896

A soccer ball.

>> No.580897

My own clone! Now only one of us will be a virgin...

;_;

>> No.580898

>>580893
>>580893
>>580893
>>580893

>> No.580901

instructions on how to get to my place

>> No.580976

A working teleporter machine, for them to send things back into mine.

>> No.580988

>>580976
Dear Nitori,

You must travel at 88 MPH. Something good will happen.

Sincerely,
Anon

>> No.580994

a touhou futa doujin.

>> No.580998
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580998

>>580988
Nitori built this to have Yuyuko try it. Now for 88 miles per hour!

>> No.581002

>>580994

Whoa whoa whoa, don't give Yukari ideas and ruin touhou yuri forever for the rest of us.

>> No.581008

>>580998
OH, GOOD LORD!

I literally said that...

>> No.581037

>>580875
You. :)

>> No.581047

>>580897
>My own clone! Now both of us will be virgins...

Fixed.

>> No.581054

A letter telling Yukari my exact co-ordinates in the world and that if she smuggles me into Gensokyo safely there's a reward in it for her.

The reward is rape of course.

>> No.581055

>>581037
and i would send you :)

Protip: if we all send each other, we can all go to Gensokyo!!!

>> No.581065
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581065

>>581055
>>581037
You.

>> No.581067

>>581055
That's so gay it eliminates the point of being a man in Gensokyo.

What do you want to make out now? Fag.

>> No.581077

>>581067
i just want everyone to be happy

and when i get there im going to plow Cirno like no tomorrow ...

>> No.581083

>>581077

Hope you don't mind the frostbite.

>> No.581082

A touhou hentai doujin anthology.

>> No.581089

>>581083
nope, she can freeze me all she wants :3

>> No.581091

>>581055
What if an odd number of people wants to go?

>> No.581095

>>581091

What does that matter? Even if it's an even number, someone'll get left behind.

>> No.581098

>>581091
well, then we make a request for one more to be sent through ...

>> No.581094

>>581091
I'll stay behind.

>> No.581101

>>581095
NO MAN GETS LEFT BEHIND!

>> No.581106

>>581095
the two last would send each other at the same time

>> No.581113

>>581109

6:32 AM.

I don't have anything better to do at the moment.

>> No.581112
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581112

>If you could send one thing to Gensokyo, what would it be?

>> No.581109

Look, it is Gensokyo we are talking about, there has to be some form og magic we can use to get everyone there ...


ITT: Weeaboos talking about going to Gensokyo as if it was real

>> No.581118

>>581091
Well duh, that's easy. When there's three people left, they can all send the person to their left.

>> No.581123

>>581113
same here, and i got to get up at 11, i have a sleeping problem that prevents me from getting up on time, even if i got a 300db alarm blasting in my ear, so im up all freaking day ...

SUPERHAPPYWEEABOOMODOACTIVATE!!!!!11one

>> No.581124

>>581123
300 dB would kill you instantly

>> No.581127

>>581124
you get the idea, dont fucking be a smartass ...

>> No.581131

Hah, I can never keep a sleep schedule straight. I usually wind up fucking it up by dozing off on the couch or losing track of time and staying up til five or six AM.

>> No.581138

>>581131
i just oversleep, ppl yell at me to get up and i still oversleep 1-3 hours, i get chewed out every day 'sept sunday (if there is nothing for me to do) ...

>> No.581153

>>580976

We have our ticket home well and ready.

>> No.581161

>>581131
>>581138
ITT ronery tripfags have sleeping problems.

>> No.581169

meh, since i can not go to sleep, ill just watch Shugo Chara

>> No.581510
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>>581112
Here a way to Gensokyo.

>> No.581589

The schematics of the LHC.

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