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5807323 No.5807323 [Reply] [Original]

You will never marry a handsome Japanese man and have a beautiful wedding under the sakura trees in Kyoto wearing several different kimono throughout the ceremony and after. Now that the wedding is over you have taken on your new husband's Japanese name and become part of his family where you refer to them as Tou-san, Kaa-san, and Nee-san and then settling down in your new home in the quiet countryside of Japan living a happy and content life.

>> No.5807328

good.

>> No.5807335
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5807335

Fuck you OP ; ;

>> No.5807346

>wedding
hahaha no

>> No.5807347

gay

>> No.5807348
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5807348

You will never marry this man!

;_;

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>> No.5807360

As long as I slept around with his friends, family, and neighbors it wouldn't be so bad. Also would need to make more than 100,000 USD a year

>> No.5807356
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>> No.5807355

You will never make a good thread ;_;

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>> No.5807373

>quiet countryside of Japan

Not with those fucking Asian Hornets.

>> No.5807377

>>5807373
that's what the japanese bees are for

>> No.5807379

>>5807348
You sure that's a man?

>> No.5807382

You will never feed your dick a bird.

>> No.5807389

>>5807382

Joke's on you, I did that yesterday

>> No.5807390

>>5807356
You will never be a handicapped schoolgirl ;_;

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>>5807348
He'd be too busy kicking ass anyways.

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