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I'd stare deeply into her lunatic red eyes, and then slowly remove all of my clothing and run around the bamboo forest shouting "Do not stop me now, I am hunting the elefants"

>> No.5806161

This is why you shouldn't trust lolis.

>> No.5806174

I'd stare deeply into her lunatic red eyes, and then slowly remove all of my clothing and run around the bamboo forest shouting "Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time"

>> No.5806179
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I'd fondle her ears and be careful to not look into her eyes until she's sufficiently aroused so that the only thing she'd make me see is kinky sex with multiple clones of her.

>> No.5806175

Leave them elephants alone.

>> No.5806203

I'd pull out my hunting rifle and go wabbit season

>> No.5806221
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5806221

I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity

>> No.5806228

You will nev....... whatever.

>> No.5806239

>>5806139
I'd seduce your elephants

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>>5806228

>> No.5806258

Well I'd let her start at my affected area.......

>> No.5806269

I would probably rewire the generator and then try to maintain a low altitude

>> No.5806291

stop sexualizing Touhou you faggots

>> No.5806295
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>>5806221
I'm a racing car passing bylike Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go

>> No.5806314
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>>5806295
There's no stopping me
Im burning through the sky yeah!

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>>5806314
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me mister Fahrenheit

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>>5806331
I'm traveling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

>> No.5806353
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5806353

50 YEARS

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>>5806341
Don't stop me now,
I'm having such a good time

>> No.5806361

>>5806353

Never forget ;__;

>> No.5806365

>>5806353
God dammit.
I was having a good day, too.

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>>5806358
Im having a ball don't stop me now

>> No.5806385

god dammit now I'm hearing Queen in my head.

I'm gonna WHOAA WHOOOA WHOOAAAA WHOAAAAA WHOOAAAAEXPLODEE
I'M BURININ THROUGH THE SKY YEAAAAH

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>>5806367
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call

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>>5806394
Don't stop me now (cause Im havin a good time)
Don't stop me now (yes Im havin a good time)

>> No.5806429

>>5806161
>This is why you shouldn't trust lolis.

But I love them so much.

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>>5806418
I don't want to stop at aaaaaaaaaaaall

>> No.5806438
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5806438

I'm a rocket ship on my way to moonars

>> No.5806439

>>5806353
You know what, fuck you. Why did you have to bring that up? ;_;

>> No.5806443
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Sexy Eirin > stupid rabbit girls

>> No.5806455
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>>5806443
Old moon pussy is old moon pussy

>> No.5806457
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>>5806438
On a collision course
I'm a satellite i'm out of control

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>>5806457
I am a sex machine ready to reload

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>>5806470
Like an atom bomb about to
oh oh oh oh explode

>> No.5806513

FUCK YEAH QUEEN!

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>>5806161

But Reisen isn't a loli...she's a beautiful young rabbit girl with a killer body.

>> No.5806574

I'M BURNING TROUGH THE SKYYYYY YEAH

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>>5806574
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me mister Fahrenheit

>> No.5806586

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUBwjyhRweQ

for those of you who have never heard it before. Just ignore that the one camera angle makes it look like he's vigorously fapping instead of playing the piano.

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