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Did you do this, /jp/? Tell me you didn't do this. When did you do this? I hope you didn't actually do this.

You didn't do this. Right?

Sincerely, a concerned board.

>> No.5806012

I wish I had
90% of them are /a/ related
/jp/ is much less normal than /a/ though

>> No.5806010

We did.

Shit, reminds me I still have to take my picture.

>> No.5806017

we did that.

>> No.5806020

That is a collage of /jp/, /a/, and Krautchan(lolwut).

/jp/ has been doing less collages since /a/ started joining in.

>> No.5806027

>>5805996
I wonder which board you are, OP. But yeah, we did that. When? Check the picture yourself.

Wait for Christmas, we'll make another.

>> No.5806034

Yep.

Mai waifu's not even on this set, which is to say there are more.

>> No.5806036

I dislike how so many of those are from animes that started last season.

>> No.5806042

I remember when I loved Satori.

And I didn't put the fucking chocolate cookies on top. I'm an idiot.

>> No.5806043

half of those are the "lol it's so edgy doing so ronery things Hikki pride! xD" faggots who should just drop dead.
The remaining half are people who actually use imaginary friends to relieve their loneliness, and I support them in their endeavours.

>> No.5806045

>SICP with a bottle of Jaegermeister

Someone's achieved satori, it seems.

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>> No.5806058
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5806058

Unfortunately, most of those are from /a/. And the majority of them are just "lolol put food (or other object) in front of picture of anime girl and take a picture"

This one, I believe, is (mostly) ones from /jp/.

>> No.5806059

i see my picture in there

>> No.5806060
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5806060

My waifu is on that list
It makes me feel very jealous
I have an /a/ waifu related waifu
But I haven't watched the animu she's from in a long time
Should I switch to a /jp/ related waifu?

>> No.5806062

>>5806052
Having a real picture of Beato in my room would just creep me out.

>> No.5806066

>>5806060
If you have love in your heart, you should never give her up! Stick with her and be proud of your waifu!

>> No.5806070

I'm still upset for not having baby carrots for Nazuna.

>> No.5806082

>>5806060

You can't just switch waifu's, anon. Get out if you think they are as easy to change as your socks.

>> No.5806089

>>5806060
Nothing wrong with having an /a/ related waifu. There is something wrong with considering abandoning your waifu because of peer pressure.

>> No.5806101
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5806101

I don't see mine in there.

>> No.5806115
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5806115

>>5806089
>>5806082
I had a waifu when I was on /v/
I changed when I went to /a/
And I'm considering changing again
It's not that easy

Also I've completely forgotten everything about my /a/ waifu except for the way she looks

>> No.5806124

>>5806012
/jp/ = /a/ same same
It's been like that for a long, long time now

>> No.5806125

>>5806101
Kind of shitty monitor is that?

>> No.5806131
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>>5806115

You... are not very respectful of your waifu.

She's not supposed to just be "the girl you find cutest". She's your partner. You're supposed to know as much as you can about her and cherish her and always hold her in your heart.

>> No.5806141

>>5806058
>And the majority of them are just "lolol put food (or other object) in front of picture of anime girl and take a picture"

And the "proper /jp/" ones differ how exactly?

>> No.5806144

>>5806115
Reported for being a dumb slut

>> No.5806145

>>5806115
Unfaithful husbandous should go die in a fire.

>> No.5806159

>>5806101
Not very respectful of your waifu. If you truly loved her, you wouldn't degrade her in such a manner.

>> No.5806158 [DELETED] 

>>5806115
Well, if there's no love in your memory of her, you might as well.

Still, don't go changing waifus every season like /a/ seems to do.

>> No.5806176

>>5806141
there's difference between doing it because it's funny/you want to fit in and doing it because you do actually feel crushing loneliness and games of pretend are the only thing that lighten your mood.
But of course you wouldn't understand, feel free to continue thinking we all do this shit because we are weeaboos.

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>>5806115
Now she must be like that.
Enjoy your failure.

>> No.5806185

>>5806115
You disgust me.

>>5806141
There's actual love behind them. Not people joking around trying to fit in.

>> No.5806191

>>5806058
I see someone feeding Momiji chocolate!

>> No.5806196

>Sincerely, a concerned board.
btw what board are you from OP

>> No.5806217

so many nice, romantic guys....

dont ever change
no bitch deserves your love

>> No.5806220

>>5806196
probably /r9k/

>> No.5806227

>>5806131
>>5806144
>>5806145
>>5806184
>>5806185
How many waifu's have you guys had?

>> No.5806226
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5806226

/jp/, I love both of the women in this picture. I consider both of them to be my waifu. Is this acceptable because they both have similar appearances and personalities? I don't want to be disrespectful to either one of them by loving the other. I just appreciate both so much.

>> No.5806231

>>5806185
>>5806217
>>5806226
Is this for fucking real

>> No.5806233

>>5806227
ONE and ONLY ONE.

>> No.5806237

>>5806227
One.

>> No.5806249

>>5806227
One, 'cause I'm not some whore. If you've had more than one you should just kill yourself.

>> No.5806261

I've had 2, at first it was Suika but I couldn't keep up with her amount of drinking, second and current and last is Momiji.

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>>5806227

One. We've been together for about 2 years now.

>> No.5806266

>>5806176
This.
I was disgusted when everyone posting this
>WHY IS MY PIC NOT IN
>PUT IT IN THE COLLAGE
>PUT MY PICTURE IN PLEASEEE

Not to the mention the spam generated and shit like that.
I even did a mock shitty picture of it and it even got in OP collage.
People were doing it for the wrong reason and this is something I expected from f/a/ggots. The first time this was done in xmas of 2008, the atmosphere was completely different.

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>>5806227

My most beautiful Maria.

>> No.5806276

>>5806176
>But of course you wouldn't understand, feel free to continue thinking we all do this shit because we are weeaboos.

I believe this is where I say 'no u'.

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5806286

I can't wait for Christmas because that's the time ronery collages feel really genuine.

>>5806227
One.

>> No.5806285
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5806285

My only one true love 
;_;

>> No.5806292

>>5806261
What do you mean you couldn't keep up with her drinking? It made her more quite for me.

>> No.5806293

>>5806286
That and Valentines day.

God damn Valentines day

>> No.5806300

>>5806285
I recognise that artist.

>> No.5806301

>>5806292
She outdrank me every time, no one with a human liver could keep up with her

unrelated note, my captcha was by picco

>> No.5806303

>>5806292

Should be cute instead of quite.

>> No.5806305

I used to joke around about having waifus and shit but if people here actually take that shit seriously, then I'll stop. It's soul crushingly depressing.

I'd take all of you out to a romantic night on the town if I was your waifus (and if i was a girl).

in case you're trolling: you got me

>> No.5806308

>>5806305
Some people aren't trolling. But hey, whatever makes them happy.

>> No.5806316
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5806316

What do you do if you find more than one character you like?
When I was still on /v/ I couldn't quite grasp the concept of a waifu but chose one anyway

>> No.5806317
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>>5806305

How in the nine circles of Hell do you get the idea that this is a joke, boy?

>> No.5806320

>>5806305
We're serious. Maybe you should go back to /a/.

>> No.5806322

>Coose waifu
>Choose
The whole waifu thing become stupid long ago.
You don't choose your waifu, you don't choose who you love.

>> No.5806324

>>5806305
Why do you think we're joking?

We're dead serious.

>> No.5806335

>>5806316
If you have multiple characters you like equally, you don't have a waifu.

>> No.5806338

>>5806317
Little bizarre to me I guess.
>>5806320
I don't watch anime
>>5806324
I believe you.

>> No.5806337

>>5806305
Then I suggest you stop joking about it.

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Amu's birthday is coming up (Sept 24)

I wonder how I can make a cake without my family thinking I'm going crazy...

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>>5806286
Damn it, two Patchy pictures and no SICP.

>> No.5806359

>>5806342

You are underage. Get off /jp/.

>> No.5806362

ITT: Newfriends who took the waifu thing way too seriously obnoxiously flaunt their uniqueness to us unworthy waifuless peons.
Fine, you've convinced yourself that you're in love with a cartoon character; no-one cares, stop being such a prick about it.

>> No.5806377

That was /a/, OP.

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KoG waifu reporting in.

>> No.5806388 [DELETED] 

I know
I was the one who  requested it

>> No.5806399

>>5806362

What?

I seriously cannot make out that nonsense you just babbled out.

>> No.5806406

>>5806300
I know
I was the one who  requested it

>> No.5806409

See the one with Putin and a shit-ton of Vodka?

That was me.

>> No.5806413

>>5806399
I'm not surprised, that sentence you just typed is barely comprehensible.

>> No.5806425
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>>5806362
Pretty much my view on things, nobody took it this this seriously pre-split.

Yes it is possible to like a character enough to love her and have all manner of fantasies about her - I'd give everything to move to neo-Venezia - but there was never a culture about it like there is now. No "post your waifu" threads etc, nobody talking about treating a 2D character you like properly, no iron rule about loyalty. They're just similar fantasies that like-minded people share.

"Belldandy is my waifu" shouldn't carry any more weight than "oh got Shana is hot".

>> No.5806437

>>5806342

just be like "man, I have a serious craving for cake" and then make one. Just don't decorate it with the standard icing "Happy birthday Amu," get creative instead.

Your family will still think you are going crazy, but a useful kind of crazy that makes cakes for everyone for no reason. Rather than constant weird stares you'll get hopeful glances every time you're scrounging around in the cupboards.

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5806444

I'm not even gay.

>> No.5806450

>>5806444
why are you trying to screw him

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>>5806409

Mine was Suika and a bunch of assorted booze.

>> No.5806458

>>5806444
Oh God, I thought you are dead.

>> No.5806460

>>5806425
But /jp/ doesn't have those threads. Only on /a/ do you have hourly waifu threads with "OKAY IF SOMEONE ELSE CLAIMS YOUR WAIFU, YOU CAN'T HAVE HER" or shit like that.

>> No.5806467

>>5806452
Are you an alcoholic?

>> No.5806466

>>5806425

>Pretty much my view on things, nobody took it this this seriously pre-split.

You are QUITE incorrect. Something tells me you just didn't acknowledge those threads.

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>>5806450
>why are you trying to screw him
>screw

>> No.5806461

How great it will be when I get to legal drinking age with Suika my beautiful flat chested waifu

>> No.5806476
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5806476

>no picture of that one guy from Cromartie high and a plate with a pile of pencils on it

>> No.5806479

>>5806462
screw
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8.a twist, turn, or twisting movement.

>> No.5806491

>>5806461
sure is underage b& in here

>> No.5806525

>>5806491

Or he could just be between 18 and 21 like me

>> No.5806527

>>5806467

not at all, though in college I was a somewhat... irresponsible drinker. I was the "it's Thursday guys, let's get shitfaced!" kid who could (unlike all of his friends) drink himself silly and never get sick from it.

What you see in the picture is all empty bottles from my bottle collection that I started during that phase. I specifically picked the Moet because of "moe," and the Grolsch because of the picture of ZUN with one, but the other stuff is just assorted beers and whiskeys I like or have tried.

>> No.5806529

Anyone under the age of 22 either hasn't been here long enough or came on 4chan whilst underage, this forming the wrong impression of things from the start.

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>>5806527

>> No.5806545

so...where's part 2 to this?

>> No.5806553

>>5806529
Next year

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5806598

this thread has me on the edge of a bawww. i love my waifu but now i am feeling like a bad husband for not offering her gifts on valentines day.

>> No.5806602

>>5806598
>pic
HHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

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